Is eating lunch in your car weird? It’s one of the most antisocial things you can do. It’s also a practice I’ve participated in hundreds of … Continue reading Are People Who Eat Lunch in Their Car Weird?
I’m not the best at looking neat. In the nicest way possible, Jenny reminds me of this. I’m not sure how she does it. Not many … Continue reading Long Distance Relationship Disadvantage: No One to Stop You From Looking Sloppy
My biggest regret in life is that time Jenny and I went to the aquarium and I didn’t ask an incredibly offensive yet logical question. If you’ve been following along for a few months, you may remember that time we … Continue reading My Big Regret
I think Jenny and I have matured over the last year. Before, our must-watch show was Forensic Files. We’d gather our dinner together, put on our alluring mystery program, and hope that the other didn’t have a life insurance policy … Continue reading This is Us Obsessing Over Jeopardy!
I stopped at a local pharmacy today to pick up some cough drops when I saw an unusual sign. It stated that the county I was in abides to Blue Laws. I’ve never heard of these. Was I too busy … Continue reading Blue Laws Are Trying to Keep Us Naked and Standing
I recently wrote a review of the 2017 film “Dunkirk” for submission to a job on Upwork. Hours later, I received a notice that the job violated some type of rule. So, rather than waste it, I’ve decided to share … Continue reading A Review of Dunkirk with Pictures of Us
Last weekend Jenny and I went on another trip to a New Jersey landmark. Our first was to see The Deserted Village of Feltville, which you … Continue reading Marriage is About Your Spouse Embarrassing You and Not Caring
A few weeks ago Jenny quizzed me on my Filipino. I did well, but came away a bit vengeful. So, I flipped the tables. Or should I say, flipped the bat? Because that’s what baseball players do these days. I … Continue reading Everything You Should Know About Baseball
Actress Bella Thorne is one of Hollywood’s most respected redheads. Right between pedophile Jeffrey Jones and the Chucky Doll from the Child’s Play Series, she’s a fire-crotched favorite in Los Angeles. I am, of course, being a little sarcastic. Bella … Continue reading Bella Thorne’s Voice Acting Skills Ruined The Guardian Brothers
Have you ever wanted to crawl into a hole and disappear forever? If you’re like us, at least five times a day you do or say something to warrant such a reaction. Recently, Timmy returned home to share with Jenny … Continue reading Ever Want to Crawl into a Hole and Disappear Forever?
The older I get, the fewer goals I seem to have for myself. Maybe it’s because the goals I do have are bigger. I want to have a family with Jenny. That includes babies and a job to help support … Continue reading Old People Have Fewer Goals Therefore They Must Love Soccer
For Christmas, Jenny made a list of different places in New Jersey for us to visit. This wasn’t a generic list like going to Six Flags or visiting the beach. Instead, Jenny delved deeper into the paranormal, strange, and unique. … Continue reading Exploring NJ Trip #1: The Deserted Village of Feltville (PART ONE)
When many young men discover their penis for the first time (shout out to Jenny’s youngest nephew and the last time I saw him on video chat) they can’t stop playing with it. Although we haven’t grown any extra penises, … Continue reading Playing with Our New Toy
I’m not a huge fan of comic book movies. Specifically, it’s the Avengers series I’ve skipped out on. Something about them rubs me the wrong way, leaving me chaffed and not wanting to use the bathroom for weeks. The Avengers … Continue reading Doctor Strange is a Movie to Setup a Movie to Setup Another Movie to Take Your Money
In part two of what could end up as an infinite series of posts, I examine another candidate for the greatest candy bar of all-time. After nominating Fast Breaks, it’s time to talk about another wonderful candy. Ready to break … Continue reading Greatest Candy of All-Time Candidate: Oreo Bar
I’m going to break Han Solo’s words of advice and get cocky, kid. I have a really good marriage. I mean, life is far from perfect. … Continue reading A Good Marriage Doesn’t Solve All of Your Problems
Manny Pacquaio is easily the most recognizable Filipino in the world. His tight leathery face and high school freshman height have not stopped him from becoming a national hero. Pacquiao’s ability to knock other men to the ground made him … Continue reading Manny Pacquiao Approves of Everything
I tried vlogging on my own the other day, hoping to give our audience a glimpse into how uneventful my day is without Jenny around. As you’ll soon see, I spend most of my time away from the sun not … Continue reading Tell Them You’re a Professional Vlogger
While many people were out partying or trapped in an elevator with five strangers and one of them is a murderer, we were both at home bringing in the new year. We said goodbye to 2017 the best way we … Continue reading An Introvert’s Guide to New Year’s Eve
Sadly, the holiday season is officially over. We’re in a new year filled with many wonderful hopes and dreams. Before those desires are crushed by reality, re-live our Christmas gift exchange. WARNING: We mostly got each other food. And most … Continue reading Christmas Gift Exchange
Did anyone else notice how many women were sleeping with monsters in 2017? It all began with Donald and Melania on inauguration night and exploded into a year of grotesque beasts getting their rocks off with human females. Movies are … Continue reading Was 2017 the Year of Women Sleeping with Monsters?
Wedding rings are powerful. Until you have one, you don’t realize how much meaningful weight they carry. These circular items represent a promise to spend a … Continue reading The Power of a Wedding Ring
A lot has happened to Jenny and I over the last several months. We’ve kept quiet about it, mostly because of how busy it was. Our days were longer than they were in the first half of our time together … Continue reading Check the Blind Spot
Looking for a nice, healthy breakfast this holiday season? In our best Christmas elf impressions, we’d like to share one recipe we really enjoy: banana and eggs pancakes. All you need are eggs and bananas to make a healthier version … Continue reading Breakfast Recipe Vlog: Banana and Egg Pancakes