Actress Bella Thorne is one of Hollywood’s most respected redheads. Right between pedophile Jeffrey Jones and the Chucky Doll from the Child’s Play Series, she’s
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Ever Want to Crawl into a Hole and Disappear Forever?
Have you ever wanted to crawl into a hole and disappear forever? If you’re like us, at least five times a day you do or
Old People Have Fewer Goals Therefore They Must Love Soccer
The older I get, the fewer goals I seem to have for myself. Maybe it’s because the goals I do have are bigger. I want
Exploring NJ Trip #1: The Deserted Village of Feltville (PART ONE)
For Christmas, Jenny made a list of different places in New Jersey for us to visit. This wasn’t a generic list like going to Six
Playing with Our New Toy
When many young men discover their penis for the first time (shout out to Jenny’s youngest nephew and the last time I saw him on
Doctor Strange is a Movie to Setup a Movie to Setup Another Movie to Take Your Money
I’m not a huge fan of comic book movies. Specifically, it’s the Avengers series I’ve skipped out on. Something about them rubs me the wrong
Greatest Candy of All-Time Candidate: Oreo Bar
In part two of what could end up as an infinite series of posts, I examine another candidate for the greatest candy bar of all-time.
A Good Marriage Doesn’t Solve All of Your Problems
I’m going to break Han Solo’s words of advice and get cocky, kid. I have a really good marriage. I mean, life is far from
Manny Pacquiao Approves of Everything
Manny Pacquaio is easily the most recognizable Filipino in the world. His tight leathery face and high school freshman height have not stopped him from
Tell Them You’re a Professional Vlogger
I tried vlogging on my own the other day, hoping to give our audience a glimpse into how uneventful my day is without Jenny around.
An Introvert’s Guide to New Year’s Eve
While many people were out partying or trapped in an elevator with five strangers and one of them is a murderer, we were both at
Christmas Gift Exchange
Sadly, the holiday season is officially over. We’re in a new year filled with many wonderful hopes and dreams. Before those desires are crushed by
Was 2017 the Year of Women Sleeping with Monsters?
Did anyone else notice how many women were sleeping with monsters in 2017? It all began with Donald and Melania on inauguration night and exploded
The Power of a Wedding Ring
Wedding rings are powerful. Until you have one, you don’t realize how much meaningful weight they carry. These circular items represent a promise to spend
Check the Blind Spot
A lot has happened to Jenny and I over the last several months. We’ve kept quiet about it, mostly because of how busy it was.
Breakfast Recipe Vlog: Banana and Egg Pancakes
Looking for a nice, healthy breakfast this holiday season? In our best Christmas elf impressions, we’d like to share one recipe we really enjoy: banana
Creating Christmas Traditions as a Married Couple
This Christmas is our second together both in person and as a married couple. That made last year an incredibly special one. However, that doesn’t
Wisdom Teeth Removal: The Nine Inch Face
Not long ago, Jenny became an adult by having her wisdom teeth removed. Unfortunately, it wasn’t as pleasant as the sketch she made four days
Filipinos Don’t Know What To Do About Gay People
The people of the Philippines aren’t sure what they should do about the gay population. On one hand, they’re a very religious nation built primarily
Learning Filipino: All the Tagalog/Visayan Words I Know
English is tough enough on my mind. In an attempt to make me burst, Jenny tested me on the Filipino language. These are all of
Local Alaskan Television: Guns, Funny Voices, and Not Much Else
We didn’t watch too much television during our “Great Alaskan Journey” as Tim Magazine is calling it. Tim Magazine, by the way, is the fictional
Bees Binge Watch Session: Wanted
Among the two of us, Jenny is the bigger binge watcher. I don’t have the attention-span to focus on too many television shows for long.
Mastering Your Domain
Mondays are for crazy things. This Monday, Jenny and I decided to upgrade this blog from a free WordPress site to a premium account with
Shallowness Has No Place in a Relationship, Long Distance or Otherwise
A little over a year ago, before Jenny arrived and moved in with me, I wouldn’t say I was a very vain person. I’m still
