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Art Prints Now on Etsy

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The Power of a Wedding Ring

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How to Cover Your Farts

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Defending Big Ed from 90 Day Fiance

May 30, 2020 Timmy Bee

You may have seen his face, his blubbering tears, his long and often colorful t-shirts, and never seen his neck. I am talking about Big Ed from 90 Day Fiance. He’s the one glimmering hope the world has in 2020. … Continue reading Defending Big Ed from 90 Day Fiance

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Ranking the Perfect Bosses

January 26, 2020 Timmy Bee

What makes a good leader? It’s more than scapegoating a minority group within your organization or team. There’s also a lot yelling, passive-aggressiveness, and flakiness needed in order to succeed at being a boss. One of the more overlooked qualities … Continue reading Ranking the Perfect Bosses

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Basic Rules for Running a Social Media Page

January 23, 2020February 15, 2020 Timmy Bee

Social media websites offer you a chance to interact with others and serve as a reminder to how much people suck. Continue reading Basic Rules for Running a Social Media Page

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My Moisturizing Routine

January 19, 2020 Timmy Bee

I feel like a lady whenever I think about how often I moisturize. It’s only twice a day. It’s also necessary to prevent my skin from looking like the surface of Mars or Mickey Rourke. About a year and a … Continue reading My Moisturizing Routine

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The Most Unbelievable Event of 2019

January 15, 2020January 15, 2020 Timmy Bee

The most unbelievable event of 2019 happened to me in late December. It was a year where plenty changed, but the most spectacular thing to occur was the moment I saw a third season episode of The Simpsons I had … Continue reading The Most Unbelievable Event of 2019

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Five Keys to a Successful Marriage

January 11, 2020 Timmy Bee

I think I speak for men and the more masculine woman in a gay relationship. Ladies, if you’re not sure if you’re the more testosterone-fueled one or not, have a mustache measuring contest. The key to a good marriage is … Continue reading Five Keys to a Successful Marriage

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Trivia Night Training

January 8, 2020 Timmy Bee

Last October, Jenny and I did something we do about once a quarter: went out on a Saturday night. It’s not that we absolutely despise people. Only I do. While at the library one day, we saw a posting about … Continue reading Trivia Night Training

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2019 Was a Good Year to Grow Old

January 4, 2020 Timmy Bee

A long time has passed since I last wrote here. Three full seasons have come and gone and schools are no longer segregated between the obese and thin children. We’re now in 2020 and I felt the need to tell … Continue reading 2019 Was a Good Year to Grow Old

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Art Prints Now on Etsy

September 18, 2019February 15, 2020 Jenny Bee

Hello, everyone. It’s been a while since I’ve dropped in here. I’m not going to promise to be better at it because…I’ll just end up embarrassing myself, let’s be honest. I’ve just been very busy juggling life stuff – Timmy … Continue reading Art Prints Now on Etsy

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Celebrate the Bryce Harper Signing with Me in Secret

March 7, 2019 Timmy Bee

My favorite sports team is on the rise and like a really big poop, there’s no one I can really celebrate it with. Continue reading Celebrate the Bryce Harper Signing with Me in Secret

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Filipino Food: Stay Away from the Fish Paste

February 23, 2019 Timmy Bee

I love food. Fish Paste is not food. It’s a craft item. Continue reading Filipino Food: Stay Away from the Fish Paste

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An Honest Resume

February 17, 2019 Timmy Bee

I’ve revised my resume plenty in the last year-plus. What was once a travesty is now a decent-looking summary of my working history. If my resume was an actress, it would have gone from Lena Dunham to, well, pick anyone … Continue reading An Honest Resume

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Pros and Cons of Owning a Car: An Obvious List Nobody Needed to Make

February 3, 2019 Timmy Bee

The purchase of a new car can brings plenty of joy to your life, but also cause some major headaches. Continue reading Pros and Cons of Owning a Car: An Obvious List Nobody Needed to Make

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Happy Pill #1: Fine-Tipped Pens

January 22, 2019 Jenny Bee

This is the third winter I’ve experienced in my entire life. Since this is the season in which it takes little to no effort to feel the blues (yes, northeast winters could definitely do that to you), I find it … Continue reading Happy Pill #1: Fine-Tipped Pens

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The First Year of Marriage is the Softest

January 8, 2019 Timmy Bee

Gaining weight in the first year of marriage is common. What’s our excuse for the second year? Continue reading The First Year of Marriage is the Softest

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How My 2018 Went

January 1, 2019 Timmy Bee

We’re in a new year which means it’s time to blame our misfortunes on ancient Chinese symbols. I’m not smelly and fat. This is the year of the pig. We haven’t written much on Two Bees in a Blog this … Continue reading How My 2018 Went

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A Tribute to Massages

October 17, 2018 Timmy Bee

Life is great when you can pay someone else to touch your gross body. Continue reading A Tribute to Massages

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Would You Work with Your Spouse?

October 9, 2018 Timmy Bee

Would you work with your spouse? Let’s weigh the pros and cons of this lifestyle choice. Continue reading Would You Work with Your Spouse?

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On Work Lunches

October 6, 2018October 7, 2018 Jenny Bee

Unli rice and how a Filipino work lunch differs from an American one. Continue reading On Work Lunches

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Jury Duty is Stupid and Wasted My Wednesday

October 5, 2018 Timmy Bee

The odds finally tipped against my favor and I had to waste a Wednesday at jury duty doing nothing. Continue reading Jury Duty is Stupid and Wasted My Wednesday

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What the Bs in Airbnb Stand For

October 2, 2018 Timmy Bee

And we’re back. As Jenny mentioned in her triumphant return to blogging, we had a miserable summer. It was hot, kids were often laughing within earshot of our apartment windows, and the only vacation we went on was due to … Continue reading What the Bs in Airbnb Stand For

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Updates

September 23, 2018September 24, 2018 Jenny Bee

Bedbugs, new jobs, you know the drill. Continue reading Updates

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Am I Timmy or Timothy?

June 10, 2018 Timmy Bee

Legally, my name is Timothy. Ask Jenny and she’ll tell you she prefers to call me Timmy. I’ve always been a Timmy to her. Although we now refer to each other as Bee, Boot, or other cutesy vomit-inducing pet names, … Continue reading Am I Timmy or Timothy?

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Sleep is the Enemy: An LDR Love Story

June 4, 2018 Timmy Bee

Long before Jenny and I were Whatevers*, we used to talk online about ridiculous things. One very strange day, we happened to have the same thought … Continue reading Sleep is the Enemy: An LDR Love Story

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