My favorite sports team is on the rise and like a really big poop, there’s no one I can really celebrate it with. Continue reading Celebrate the Bryce Harper Signing with Me in Secret
I love food. Fish Paste is not food. It’s a craft item. Continue reading Filipino Food: Stay Away from the Fish Paste
I’ve revised my resume plenty in the last year-plus. What was once a travesty is now a decent-looking summary of my working history. If my resume was an actress, it would have gone from Lena Dunham to, well, pick anyone … Continue reading An Honest Resume
The purchase of a new car can brings plenty of joy to your life, but also cause some major headaches. Continue reading Pros and Cons of Owning a Car: An Obvious List Nobody Needed to Make
Gaining weight in the first year of marriage is common. What’s our excuse for the second year? Continue reading The First Year of Marriage is the Softest
We’re in a new year which means it’s time to blame our misfortunes on ancient Chinese symbols. I’m not smelly and fat. This is the year of the pig. We haven’t written much on Two Bees in a Blog this … Continue reading How My 2018 Went
Life is great when you can pay someone else to touch your gross body. Continue reading A Tribute to Massages
Would you work with your spouse? Let’s weigh the pros and cons of this lifestyle choice. Continue reading Would You Work with Your Spouse?
The odds finally tipped against my favor and I had to waste a Wednesday at jury duty doing nothing. Continue reading Jury Duty is Stupid and Wasted My Wednesday
And we’re back. As Jenny mentioned in her triumphant return to blogging, we had a miserable summer. It was hot, kids were often laughing within earshot of our apartment windows, and the only vacation we went on was due to … Continue reading What the Bs in Airbnb Stand For
Legally, my name is Timothy. Ask Jenny and she’ll tell you she prefers to call me Timmy. I’ve always been a Timmy to her. Although we now refer to each other as Bee, Boot, or other cutesy vomit-inducing pet names, … Continue reading Am I Timmy or Timothy?
Long before Jenny and I were Whatevers*, we used to talk online about ridiculous things. One very strange day, we happened to have the same thought … Continue reading Sleep is the Enemy: An LDR Love Story
Lately, I’ve been a little disconnected with the world. Other than my darling wife Jenny Bee, I don’t interact much with anyone on a real one-on-one basis. Sure, there’s the guy I get my gas from every two weeks. There’s … Continue reading Your Political Opinions Have Worn Me Down
We’re all told from a young age how important it is to be honest. I think that’s because, as humans, we’re genuinely dishonest creatures. Whether for our own personal gains or to protect those we love, there are plenty of … Continue reading Happiness is Impossible without Authenticity
A few weeks ago, Binibining Pilipinas took place in the Philippines. It’s the Super Bowl of the nation. The winner crowned in Binibining Pilipinas goes onto represent the country in the next Miss Universe. A lot of time does pass … Continue reading The Super Bowl in the Philippines is a Beauty Pageant
Take a look around your work space. Chances are, most of the people around you have decorated their area in some format. Maybe they have pictures of their ugly kids or their dog-wife. Perhaps you work somewhere a little more … Continue reading Decorating My Office Cubicle: A Futile Endeavor
When I think about dieting, it’s easy. All you have to do is eat less food. Sounds simple enough. Anyone can do that. Some dopey kid … Continue reading Weight Loss Thoughts: Meals are the Problem, Not Food
I noticed a trend with our latest movie/TV show watching choices. Many of the programs we’ve watched are about cannibalism. What is it with us? Is it our new diet making us crave for food so much we’re willing to … Continue reading We’ve Been into Cannibalism Lately
How do you do it? How do you survive a long distance relationship? There’s no clear answer. Food, water, and air certainly help. There’s more to it, though. Jenny and I can give you plenty of advice on how to … Continue reading Long Distance Relationship Advice: Don’t Take Anyone’s Advice
Shopping, buying new things, and spending any money at all makes me sick to my stomach. So, when I learned Jenny felt the same way, I knew for sure she was the wife for me. Jenny is what you may … Continue reading Living with a Minimalist as a Former Collector
Assuming Jenny and I are soulmates and are meant to be together (hey, we did well on this quiz!) let’s examine how close we could have come to never meeting. Meeting your soulmate is no easy task. The odds that … Continue reading The Butterfly Effect: What If You Never Meet Your Soulmate?
There are many ways to tell a story. One is through video. We’ve already shared our Alaskan adventure in a trilogy of award-winning features: Alaskan Adventure … Continue reading Our Alaskan Dog Sledding Adventure
At any given moment, Cheetos are only a few strides away from being inside of Jenny’s belly. At the low cost of only 60 cents per bag, it’s pretty hard to resist. You see, Cheetos aren’t as readily available in … Continue reading Living with a Cheetos Addiction
When I visited the Philippines I expected to see a lot of Filipinos. Hey, it’s their land. They deserve to populate and prosper on it. What I still cannot comprehend is how many Asians are on television shows produced in … Continue reading Everyone on TV in Asia is Asian and it Blows Me Away