Hello, everyone. It’s been a while since I’ve dropped in here. I’m not going to promise to be better at it because…I’ll just end up
My favorite sports team is on the rise and like a really big poop, there’s no one I can really celebrate it with.
I’ve revised my resume plenty in the last year-plus. What was once a travesty is now a decent-looking summary of my working history. If my
The purchase of a new car can brings plenty of joy to your life, but also cause some major headaches.
This is the third winter I’ve experienced in my entire life. Since this is the season in which it takes little to no effort to
Gaining weight in the first year of marriage is common. What’s our excuse for the second year?
We’re in a new year which means it’s time to blame our misfortunes on ancient Chinese symbols. I’m not smelly and fat. This is the
Life is great when you can pay someone else to touch your gross body.
Would you work with your spouse? Let’s weigh the pros and cons of this lifestyle choice.
The odds finally tipped against my favor and I had to waste a Wednesday at jury duty doing nothing.
And we’re back. As Jenny mentioned in her triumphant return to blogging, we had a miserable summer. It was hot, kids were often laughing within
Bedbugs, new jobs, you know the drill.
Legally, my name is Timothy. Ask Jenny and she’ll tell you she prefers to call me Timmy. I’ve always been a Timmy to her. Although
Long before Jenny and I were Whatevers*, we used to talk online about ridiculous things. One very strange day, we happened to have the same
I realized recently that as I grow older, my tolerance for bullshit and noise, literal and otherwise, has constantly diminished. Impressing others and pretending to
Lately, I’ve been a little disconnected with the world. Other than my darling wife Jenny Bee, I don’t interact much with anyone on a real
We’re all told from a young age how important it is to be honest. I think that’s because, as humans, we’re genuinely dishonest creatures. Whether
Take a look around your work space. Chances are, most of the people around you have decorated their area in some format. Maybe they have
Shopping, buying new things, and spending any money at all makes me sick to my stomach. So, when I learned Jenny felt the same way,
Assuming Jenny and I are soulmates and are meant to be together (hey, we did well on this quiz!) let’s examine how close we could
There are many ways to tell a story. One is through video. We’ve already shared our Alaskan adventure in a trilogy of award-winning features: Alaskan
I’ve undertaken many job interviews in the past several months. Only one job truly appealed to me from a creative aspect with the others winning
Are Jenny and I soulmates? There’s only one way to tell: Reading an article online and seeing if we meet the signs. There are lots
Please stick out your tongue if you’re among us elite individuals who hate using public transportation. Now don’t get me wrong–I wasn’t born with a