Last Thursday was Thanksgiving which gave me a rare day off from work. What did I do? The normal things. I visited my dad about an hour away. The night concluded with a few episodes of Wednesday on Netflix. We’ve … Continue reading Why Every Weekend Should Have A Holiday Near It
What is the meaning of Halloween? It seems to have changed over the years. Growing up in the 1990s, it was all about the elementary school parade and the candy we’d receive from the neighbors at night with the added … Continue reading When Did Halloween Become So Lame?
When there was 100 days left in 2022, I made a list of 50 things I needed to get done before the end. Let’s see where we’re at. 1) Hire a chimney sweep to clean our chimney and maybe sing … Continue reading An Updated To-Do List Before 2022 Ends
A lot of years have passed since I was in any type of educational program. I’m old enough to fear teenagers but also old enough to make them scared of me but not quite old enough where they are assured … Continue reading Can You Believe I Went to School for This?
I used to be so clever, funny, and interested in what people thought of me. Back in our long distance relationship days, Jenny and I would share secret messages with each other on Facebook through statuses. We’d have a theme. … Continue reading Animal Facts from the Past
I thought a creative thing to do would be to make a list of 100 things to do. Then, as I saw the date, I realized there might actually only be 100 days left in 2022. I was exactly right! … Continue reading 50 Things to do with 100 Days Left in 2022
Okay, so that last post was a success! Nothing was published to the Facebook page. I am officially a genius. Anyway, until we figure out what to do with Two Bees in a Blog, you can head on over to … Continue reading Let Me Show You My Resurrection
We started this blog a long time ago. Wow! We weren’t even living together yet. Jenny and I were on opposite sides of the world. And here we are. In the year of the lord, 2022. We live together. We … Continue reading A Long Distance Relationship Blog When You Aren’t Long Distantly Relationed Anymore
What makes a good leader? It’s more than scapegoating a minority group within your organization or team. There’s also a lot yelling, passive-aggressiveness, and flakiness needed in order to succeed at being a boss. One of the more overlooked qualities … Continue reading Ranking the Perfect Bosses
Social media websites offer you a chance to interact with others and serve as a reminder to how much people suck. Continue reading Basic Rules for Running a Social Media Page
I feel like a lady whenever I think about how often I moisturize. It’s only twice a day. It’s also necessary to prevent my skin from looking like the surface of Mars or Mickey Rourke. About a year and a … Continue reading My Moisturizing Routine
I think I speak for men and the more masculine woman in a gay relationship. Ladies, if you’re not sure if you’re the more testosterone-fueled one or not, have a mustache measuring contest. The key to a good marriage is … Continue reading Five Keys to a Successful Marriage
Last October, Jenny and I did something we do about once a quarter: went out on a Saturday night. It’s not that we absolutely despise people. Only I do. While at the library one day, we saw a posting about … Continue reading Trivia Night Training
A long time has passed since I last wrote here. Three full seasons have come and gone and schools are no longer segregated between the obese and thin children. We’re now in 2020 and I felt the need to tell … Continue reading 2019 Was a Good Year to Grow Old
Hello, everyone. It’s been a while since I’ve dropped in here. I’m not going to promise to be better at it because…I’ll just end up embarrassing myself, let’s be honest. I’ve just been very busy juggling life stuff – Timmy … Continue reading Art Prints Now on Etsy
My favorite sports team is on the rise and like a really big poop, there’s no one I can really celebrate it with. Continue reading Celebrate the Bryce Harper Signing with Me in Secret
I’ve revised my resume plenty in the last year-plus. What was once a travesty is now a decent-looking summary of my working history. If my resume was an actress, it would have gone from Lena Dunham to, well, pick anyone … Continue reading An Honest Resume
The purchase of a new car can brings plenty of joy to your life, but also cause some major headaches. Continue reading Pros and Cons of Owning a Car: An Obvious List Nobody Needed to Make
This is the third winter I’ve experienced in my entire life. Since this is the season in which it takes little to no effort to feel the blues (yes, northeast winters could definitely do that to you), I find it … Continue reading Happy Pill #1: Fine-Tipped Pens
Gaining weight in the first year of marriage is common. What’s our excuse for the second year? Continue reading The First Year of Marriage is the Softest
We’re in a new year which means it’s time to blame our misfortunes on ancient Chinese symbols. I’m not smelly and fat. This is the year of the pig. We haven’t written much on Two Bees in a Blog this … Continue reading How My 2018 Went
Life is great when you can pay someone else to touch your gross body. Continue reading A Tribute to Massages
Would you work with your spouse? Let’s weigh the pros and cons of this lifestyle choice. Continue reading Would You Work with Your Spouse?
The odds finally tipped against my favor and I had to waste a Wednesday at jury duty doing nothing. Continue reading Jury Duty is Stupid and Wasted My Wednesday