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Author: Timmy Bee

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Would You Work with Your Spouse?

October 9, 2018 Timmy Bee

Would you work with your spouse? Let’s weigh the pros and cons of this lifestyle choice. Continue reading Would You Work with Your Spouse?

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Jury Duty is Stupid and Wasted My Wednesday

October 5, 2018 Timmy Bee

The odds finally tipped against my favor and I had to waste a Wednesday at jury duty doing nothing. Continue reading Jury Duty is Stupid and Wasted My Wednesday

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What the Bs in Airbnb Stand For

October 2, 2018 Timmy Bee

And we’re back. As Jenny mentioned in her triumphant return to blogging, we had a miserable summer. It was hot, kids were often laughing within earshot of our apartment windows, and the only vacation we went on was due to … Continue reading What the Bs in Airbnb Stand For

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Am I Timmy or Timothy?

June 10, 2018 Timmy Bee

Legally, my name is Timothy. Ask Jenny and she’ll tell you she prefers to call me Timmy. I’ve always been a Timmy to her. Although we now refer to each other as Bee, Boot, or other cutesy vomit-inducing pet names, … Continue reading Am I Timmy or Timothy?

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Sleep is the Enemy: An LDR Love Story

June 4, 2018 Timmy Bee

Long before Jenny and I were Whatevers*, we used to talk online about ridiculous things. One very strange day, we happened to have the same thought … Continue reading Sleep is the Enemy: An LDR Love Story

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Your Political Opinions Have Worn Me Down

May 1, 2018 Timmy Bee

Lately, I’ve been a little disconnected with the world. Other than my darling wife Jenny Bee, I don’t interact much with anyone on a real one-on-one basis. Sure, there’s the guy I get my gas from every two weeks. There’s … Continue reading Your Political Opinions Have Worn Me Down

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Happiness is Impossible without Authenticity

April 29, 2018 Timmy Bee

We’re all told from a young age how important it is to be honest. I think that’s because, as humans, we’re genuinely dishonest creatures. Whether for our own personal gains or to protect those we love, there are plenty of … Continue reading Happiness is Impossible without Authenticity

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The Super Bowl in the Philippines is a Beauty Pageant

April 23, 2018 Timmy Bee

A few weeks ago, Binibining Pilipinas took place in the Philippines. It’s the Super Bowl of the nation. The winner crowned in Binibining Pilipinas goes onto represent the country in the next Miss Universe. A lot of time does pass … Continue reading The Super Bowl in the Philippines is a Beauty Pageant

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Decorating My Office Cubicle: A Futile Endeavor

April 12, 2018 Timmy Bee

Take a look around your work space. Chances are, most of the people around you have decorated their area in some format. Maybe they have pictures of their ugly kids or their dog-wife. Perhaps you work somewhere a little more … Continue reading Decorating My Office Cubicle: A Futile Endeavor

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Weight Loss Thoughts: Meals are the Problem, Not Food

April 8, 2018 Timmy Bee

When I think about dieting, it’s easy. All you have to do is eat less food. Sounds simple enough. Anyone can do that. Some dopey kid … Continue reading Weight Loss Thoughts: Meals are the Problem, Not Food

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We’ve Been into Cannibalism Lately

April 5, 2018 Timmy Bee

I noticed a trend with our latest movie/TV show watching choices. Many of the programs we’ve watched are about cannibalism. What is it with us? Is it our new diet making us crave for food so much we’re willing to … Continue reading We’ve Been into Cannibalism Lately

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Long Distance Relationship Advice: Don’t Take Anyone’s Advice

April 3, 2018 Timmy Bee

How do you do it? How do you survive a long distance relationship? There’s no clear answer. Food, water, and air certainly help. There’s more to it, though. Jenny and I can give you plenty of advice on how to … Continue reading Long Distance Relationship Advice: Don’t Take Anyone’s Advice

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Living with a Minimalist as a Former Collector

March 31, 2018 Timmy Bee

Shopping, buying new things, and spending any money at all makes me sick to my stomach. So, when I learned Jenny felt the same way, I knew for sure she was the wife for me. Jenny is what you may … Continue reading Living with a Minimalist as a Former Collector

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The Butterfly Effect: What If You Never Meet Your Soulmate?

March 24, 2018 Timmy Bee

Assuming Jenny and I are soulmates and are meant to be together (hey, we did well on this quiz!) let’s examine how close we could have come to never meeting. Meeting your soulmate is no easy task. The odds that … Continue reading The Butterfly Effect: What If You Never Meet Your Soulmate?

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Our Alaskan Dog Sledding Adventure

March 20, 2018April 14, 2018 Timmy Bee

There are many ways to tell a story. One is through video. We’ve already shared our Alaskan adventure in a trilogy of award-winning features: Alaskan Adventure … Continue reading Our Alaskan Dog Sledding Adventure

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Living with a Cheetos Addiction

March 18, 2018 Timmy Bee

At any given moment, Cheetos are only a few strides away from being inside of Jenny’s belly. At the low cost of only 60 cents per bag, it’s pretty hard to resist. You see, Cheetos aren’t as readily available in … Continue reading Living with a Cheetos Addiction

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Everyone on TV in Asia is Asian and it Blows Me Away

March 16, 2018May 25, 2018 Timmy Bee

When I visited the Philippines I expected to see a lot of Filipinos. Hey, it’s their land. They deserve to populate and prosper on it. What I still cannot comprehend is how many Asians are on television shows produced in … Continue reading Everyone on TV in Asia is Asian and it Blows Me Away

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Casually Changing the Subject to the Philippines

March 14, 2018 Timmy Bee

I’ve undertaken many job interviews in the past several months. Only one job truly appealed to me from a creative aspect with the others winning due to their location and strict anti-slavery stance. One of the more recent interviews I … Continue reading Casually Changing the Subject to the Philippines

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Have You Found Your Soulmate?

March 12, 2018 Timmy Bee

Are Jenny and I soulmates? There’s only one way to tell: Reading an article online and seeing if we meet the signs. There are lots of articles like this out there. To ensure victory, I’ve selected one with only eight … Continue reading Have You Found Your Soulmate?

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Keeping Our LDR on the DL

March 10, 2018 Timmy Bee

It might amaze some people to learn that Jenny and I weren’t always this public in regards to our relationship. During the first two years together, … Continue reading Keeping Our LDR on the DL

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The Sneakiest Thing About Sneaky Pete Season One: Giovanni Ribisi Playing a 30-Year-Old

March 7, 2018 Timmy Bee

After our binge watching session of The Good Place, Jenny and I moved onto a more dramatic show available on Amazon. This one included the brilliant mind of Bryan Cranston and the droopy/sleepy face of Giovanni Ribisi. Entitled Sneaky Pete, … Continue reading The Sneakiest Thing About Sneaky Pete Season One: Giovanni Ribisi Playing a 30-Year-Old

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Exploring NJ Trip #3: Grounds for Sculpture

March 4, 2018 Timmy Bee

In the third leg of our journey exploring New Jersey, Jenny and I landed at Grounds for Sculpture in Hamilton, NJ. This is a unique outdoor museum featuring many different sculptures and other works of art. On the day we … Continue reading Exploring NJ Trip #3: Grounds for Sculpture

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Home Alone: Keeping Sane in a Long Distance Relationship

March 2, 2018 Timmy Bee

Over the last month, I’ve done something I haven’t done much of in the last year. I’ve actually been home alone. There were no fun booby … Continue reading Home Alone: Keeping Sane in a Long Distance Relationship

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A Bad Thing Happened

February 27, 2018 Timmy Bee

A bad thing happened to me last year. Even worse is how I managed it. Many nights last summer were spent on Indeed.com, Craigslist.com, and other job sites looking for something new. Heck, I can go back even further than … Continue reading A Bad Thing Happened

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