Assuming Jenny and I are soulmates and are meant to be together (hey, we did well on this quiz!) let’s examine how close we could
Tag: Romance
Bees Binge Watch Session: Wanted
Among the two of us, Jenny is the bigger binge watcher. I don’t have the attention-span to focus on too many television shows for long.
Bees of New York
Last Saturday, we found out some sweet honey: we got featured in Humans of New York! Below is the exact photo and caption that was
Almost Michigan Bound
Three months ago Jenny and I did something crazy: we accepted a job offer in Michigan. We were given two weeks to prepare for the
For Three Years, Life Revolved Around Saturday Evening
Jenny and I make it no secret how antisocial we are. We’d tell our friends about it, but… We’ll purposefully wait the whole day before
On Memorial Day: Here’s More On Our First Valentine’s Day Weekend Together
I descended the testicle dropped the ball on this one. Back in February, Jenny and I got to spend our first Valentine’s Day together. The
Long Distance Relationship Warning: Prepare to Lose Sleep
The term long distance relationship is rather vague. I hear some people complaining about walking ten blocks or suggesting an item on the floor is
Gloomy Anniversaries: Six Months is the Long Distance Relationship Limit
This week marked the end of an important one-year anniversary. In April 2016, Jenny and I enjoyed two weeks together. It was spent mostly eating,
Everybody Has a Thing Between Their Legs These Days
Many days in a week, Timmy and I attack our local Rite Aids to get our fuzzy wuh-wuh (fizzy water) and, “occasionally”, little bags of
How to Cover Your Farts
Timmy and I decided last night–after binging on chocolates–that we should publish new art/comics every Fridays. Hopefully we’d be able to follow this new “rule”.
Our First Valentine’s Day Together + a VLOG
Yesterday was the first Valentine’s Day Jenny and I spent together. Thankfully, we got to spend the full day together because we had some adult
Ugly & Married: What More Could We Ask For?
Yes. Four days ago we ignored all the warnings and wisdom of this modern, existentialist, Trump-supporting society and did what only the conformist losers and
Our Wedding Was Cheaper Than You Realize
I was informed by my now wife that I left out a few things in the most recent post regarding how cheap our wedding actually
LDR No More
Three days ago, I met Timmy again after six months. It was different from the last times we’ve been together. Back then it ended in
Engaged One Year
A year has passed. A whole year since I got down on one knee in front of all those people, released those doves, and presented
3 Years of Bee-ing Together in Accurate AF Pictures
Year 1 – Year 2 – Year 3 Happy third loveaversary, Drunky McPotato O’Bee!!! Soon we will move on from that third picture. Especially since
Routines Are About to Change, Ohhh That is Good
I’m a very routine oriented person. Every morning when I wake up I curse my existence before proceeding to prepare for work. I take the
LDR is Freaking Hard. And I Wouldn’t Have it Any Other Way
Many times in a long distance relationship you’d have to force yourself to be positive. Positive that you’ll see each other soon enough. That you’ll
Love is Patient…Until it’s Not
Loving someone from half a world away is painful at times. True, I wouldn’t change a thing on how my relationship with Timmy evolved. I
Real Men Wear Flowers
It’s been 2 months and 12 days since I last saw Timmy/felt the tip of his fingertips brush against mine as he walked away from
On the Plus Side…
While waiting for our case number from the NVC, I regret not submitting our petition earlier. I miss Jenny lots these days. More than two
The Hardest I Have Ever Laughed
When was the time you laughed the hardest? I’m guessing you were standing in front of a mirror naked, you monster. Seriously. You call that
People I Hate
This isn’t going to turn into one of those typical rants you’ll read online or a list of all of the people in the world
Wish Granting
For Christmas I sent Jenny a letter with 12 different folded pieces of paper inside. Each paper was marked with a different month. She’s allowed
