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The Butterfly Effect: What If You Never Meet Your Soulmate?

March 24, 2018 Timmy Bee

Assuming Jenny and I are soulmates and are meant to be together (hey, we did well on this quiz!) let’s examine how close we could have come to never meeting. Meeting your soulmate is no easy task. The odds that … Continue reading The Butterfly Effect: What If You Never Meet Your Soulmate?

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Bees Binge Watch Session: Wanted

December 15, 2017 Timmy Bee

Among the two of us, Jenny is the bigger binge watcher. I don’t have the attention-span to focus on too many television shows for long. Frankly, I can’t concentrate on anything at all for long. I started writing this blog … Continue reading Bees Binge Watch Session: Wanted

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Bees of New York

November 10, 2017November 10, 2017 Jenny Bee

Last Saturday, we found out some sweet honey: we got featured in Humans of New York! Below is the exact photo and caption that was posted … Continue reading Bees of New York

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Almost Michigan Bound

November 4, 2017 Timmy Bee

Three months ago Jenny and I did something crazy: we accepted a job offer in Michigan. We were given two weeks to prepare for the move. Nervous about the major change we were about to embark on, we spent the … Continue reading Almost Michigan Bound

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For Three Years, Life Revolved Around Saturday Evening

July 19, 2017 Timmy Bee

Jenny and I make it no secret how antisocial we are. We’d tell our friends about it, but… We’ll purposefully wait the whole day before going out or get up early to avoid people. We’re not the kind of pairing … Continue reading For Three Years, Life Revolved Around Saturday Evening

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On Memorial Day: Here’s More On Our First Valentine’s Day Weekend Together

May 29, 2017 Timmy Bee

I descended the testicle dropped the ball on this one. Back in February, Jenny and I got to spend our first Valentine’s Day together. The weekend was filled with food and we actually never fully shared just how much we … Continue reading On Memorial Day: Here’s More On Our First Valentine’s Day Weekend Together

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Long Distance Relationship Warning: Prepare to Lose Sleep

May 28, 2017 Timmy Bee

The term long distance relationship is rather vague. I hear some people complaining about walking ten blocks or suggesting an item on the floor is too far away to pick up. So, for them, to date another person on the … Continue reading Long Distance Relationship Warning: Prepare to Lose Sleep

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Gloomy Anniversaries: Six Months is the Long Distance Relationship Limit

April 29, 2017 Timmy Bee

This week marked the end of an important one-year anniversary. In April 2016, Jenny and I enjoyed two weeks together. It was spent mostly eating, but also doing a few other things as well. The one negative part of the … Continue reading Gloomy Anniversaries: Six Months is the Long Distance Relationship Limit

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Everybody Has a Thing Between Their Legs These Days

April 17, 2017April 17, 2017 Jenny Bee

Many days in a week, Timmy and I attack our local Rite Aids to get our fuzzy wuh-wuh (fizzy water) and, “occasionally”, little bags of happiness (chocolates) when the cravings become unbearable. Recently we noticed something rather odd with the … Continue reading Everybody Has a Thing Between Their Legs These Days

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How to Cover Your Farts

April 14, 2017May 25, 2018 Jenny Bee

Timmy and I decided last night–after binging on chocolates–that we should publish new art/comics every Fridays. Hopefully we’d be able to follow this new “rule”. So … Continue reading How to Cover Your Farts

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Our First Valentine’s Day Together + a VLOG

February 16, 2017December 11, 2017 Timmy Bee

Yesterday was the first Valentine’s Day Jenny and I spent together. Thankfully, we got to spend the full day together because we had some adult activities we had to take care of. Our day began like most days do with … Continue reading Our First Valentine’s Day Together + a VLOG

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Ugly & Married: What More Could We Ask For?

December 7, 2016May 24, 2018 Jenny Bee

Yes. Four days ago we ignored all the warnings and wisdom of this modern, existentialist, Trump-supporting society and did what only the conformist losers and ugly people do: we got married. And it was by far the happiest day of … Continue reading Ugly & Married: What More Could We Ask For?

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Our Wedding Was Cheaper Than You Realize

December 6, 2016December 6, 2016 Timmy Bee

I was informed by my now wife that I left out a few things in the most recent post regarding how cheap our wedding actually was. For all the penny pinching we did, I failed to truly reveal how tastefully … Continue reading Our Wedding Was Cheaper Than You Realize

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LDR No More

November 3, 2016November 3, 2016 Jenny Bee

Three days ago, I met Timmy again after six months. It was different from the last times we’ve been together. Back then it ended in painful goodbyes after several days. This time, it would take several years before we have … Continue reading LDR No More

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Engaged One Year

October 11, 2016 Timmy Bee

A year has passed. A whole year since I got down on one knee in front of all those people, released those doves, and presented Jenny with a $40,000 ring has gone by. Except that’s not how it happened at … Continue reading Engaged One Year

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3 Years of Bee-ing Together in Accurate AF Pictures

August 24, 2016 Jenny Bee

Year 1 – Year 2 – Year 3 Happy third loveaversary, Drunky McPotato O’Bee!!! Soon we will move on from that third picture. Especially since now, we’re technically on our first day in our fourth year (Philippine Time). We’ll have … Continue reading 3 Years of Bee-ing Together in Accurate AF Pictures

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Routines Are About to Change, Ohhh That is Good

August 21, 2016 Timmy Bee

I’m a very routine oriented person. Every morning when I wake up I curse my existence before proceeding to prepare for work. I take the same train, walk the same path, eat the same foods, avoid the same people, and … Continue reading Routines Are About to Change, Ohhh That is Good

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LDR is Freaking Hard. And I Wouldn’t Have it Any Other Way

August 18, 2016August 18, 2016 Jenny Bee

Many times in a long distance relationship you’d have to force yourself to be positive. Positive that you’ll see each other soon enough. That you’ll be together one day and never have to say goodbye again. It’s not easy. Back … Continue reading LDR is Freaking Hard. And I Wouldn’t Have it Any Other Way

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Love is Patient…Until it’s Not

July 25, 2016July 25, 2016 Jenny Bee

Loving someone from half a world away is painful at times. True, I wouldn’t change a thing on how my relationship with Timmy evolved. I believe that falling in love with someone living more than 8000 miles away has been … Continue reading Love is Patient…Until it’s Not

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Real Men Wear Flowers

July 12, 2016July 12, 2016 Jenny Bee

It’s been 2 months and 12 days since I last saw Timmy/felt the tip of his fingertips brush against mine as he walked away from me towards the airport gates. But I am not going to write about sad, gut-wrenching … Continue reading Real Men Wear Flowers

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On the Plus Side…

July 10, 2016April 14, 2017 Timmy Bee

While waiting for our case number from the NVC, I regret not submitting our petition earlier. I miss Jenny lots these days. More than two months have passed since I’ve plucked a piece of dandruff from her head. No man … Continue reading On the Plus Side…

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The Hardest I Have Ever Laughed

July 4, 2016July 4, 2016 Timmy Bee

When was the time you laughed the hardest? I’m guessing you were standing in front of a mirror naked, you monster. Seriously. You call that a human body? For me, the hardest genuine laugh I ever had was with Jenny … Continue reading The Hardest I Have Ever Laughed

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People I Hate

July 2, 2016 Timmy Bee

This isn’t going to turn into one of those typical rants you’ll read online or a list of all of the people in the world who deserve to walk out of a window. I’m going to keep it a lot … Continue reading People I Hate

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Wish Granting

June 28, 2016June 28, 2016 Timmy Bee

For Christmas I sent Jenny a letter with 12 different folded pieces of paper inside. Each paper was marked with a different month. She’s allowed to open them when the corresponding month begins. When I visited in April she opened … Continue reading Wish Granting

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