Long before Jenny and I were Whatevers*, we used to talk online about ridiculous things. One very strange day, we happened to have the same
How do you do it? How do you survive a long distance relationship? There’s no clear answer. Food, water, and air certainly help. There’s more
It might amaze some people to learn that Jenny and I weren’t always this public in regards to our relationship. During the first two years
Over the last month, I’ve done something I haven’t done much of in the last year. I’ve actually been home alone. There were no fun
I’m not the best at looking neat. In the nicest way possible, Jenny reminds me of this. I’m not sure how she does it. Not
A little over a year ago, before Jenny arrived and moved in with me, I wouldn’t say I was a very vain person. I’m still
Traveling long distances takes a major toll on our bodies. This is especially true for anyone who has flown on a plane for 20+ hours.
I like autumn. Timmy likes autumn best, too, if I’m not mistaken. He’s an autumn baby after all. He came into this world when the
Jenny and I are watching The Office a lot together. Neither of us had seen it before so we figured why not experience something new?
Jenny and I make it no secret how antisocial we are. We’d tell our friends about it, but… We’ll purposefully wait the whole day before
The term long distance relationship is rather vague. I hear some people complaining about walking ten blocks or suggesting an item on the floor is
This week marked the end of an important one-year anniversary. In April 2016, Jenny and I enjoyed two weeks together. It was spent mostly eating,
Long distance relationships don’t come with many benefits. It’s like my work offering a one-percent 401K match. It’s a kind gesture, but would take a
A few weekends ago Jenny came down with a case of LSS. According to her, this is Last Song Syndrome. It’s where you keep singing the
This is a blog post I’ve wanted to write about for a long time. Clearly I procrastinated as I’m no longer in a long distance
I’m not sure how Donald Trump pulled it off. Maybe the Chicago Cubs winning the World Series one week earlier opened some vortex of horrors.
Only a few days have passed since Jenny and I knocked the long distance out of our relationship. Since then, she has been attempting the
A certain bee I know will be with me soon in my humble little home in the United States. I only need to survive a
A year has passed. A whole year since I got down on one knee in front of all those people, released those doves, and presented
The long distance part of the relationship Jenny and I have is coming to an end. Soon…ohhhh soon…it just becomes a relationship. Like pee and
The last month I’ve felt some really big lows. Two Bees in a Blog hasn’t been updated at all because how do you write about
Every day I carry a piece of Jenny with me. On our first beecation together, we violently punched each other in the face until a
Three years ago today, the day known as Declaration Day began. Not to bore you with the way Jenny and I came to bee (you’re
When you’re an adult your summer vacation is the last Monday in May and the first in September. You may also get off a day