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Sleep is the Enemy: An LDR Love Story

June 4, 2018 Timmy Bee

Long before Jenny and I were Whatevers*, we used to talk online about ridiculous things. One very strange day, we happened to have the same thought … Continue reading Sleep is the Enemy: An LDR Love Story

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Long Distance Relationship Advice: Don’t Take Anyone’s Advice

April 3, 2018 Timmy Bee

How do you do it? How do you survive a long distance relationship? There’s no clear answer. Food, water, and air certainly help. There’s more to it, though. Jenny and I can give you plenty of advice on how to … Continue reading Long Distance Relationship Advice: Don’t Take Anyone’s Advice

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Keeping Our LDR on the DL

March 10, 2018 Timmy Bee

It might amaze some people to learn that Jenny and I weren’t always this public in regards to our relationship. During the first two years together, … Continue reading Keeping Our LDR on the DL

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Home Alone: Keeping Sane in a Long Distance Relationship

March 2, 2018 Timmy Bee

Over the last month, I’ve done something I haven’t done much of in the last year. I’ve actually been home alone. There were no fun booby … Continue reading Home Alone: Keeping Sane in a Long Distance Relationship

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Long Distance Relationship Disadvantage: No One to Stop You From Looking Sloppy

February 7, 2018 Timmy Bee

I’m not the best at looking neat. In the nicest way possible, Jenny reminds me of this. I’m not sure how she does it. Not many … Continue reading Long Distance Relationship Disadvantage: No One to Stop You From Looking Sloppy

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Shallowness Has No Place in a Relationship, Long Distance or Otherwise

December 9, 2017December 11, 2017 Timmy Bee

A little over a year ago, before Jenny arrived and moved in with me, I wouldn’t say I was a very vain person. I’m still not compared to most people. You should see the stains on my clothes and how … Continue reading Shallowness Has No Place in a Relationship, Long Distance or Otherwise

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Long Distance Relationship Meetup Advice: Add a Day for Sleep

November 5, 2017 Timmy Bee

Traveling long distances takes a major toll on our bodies. This is especially true for anyone who has flown on a plane for 20+ hours. That’s about how long it takes for Jenny and I to go from our current … Continue reading Long Distance Relationship Meetup Advice: Add a Day for Sleep

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Autumn is a Good Time for Bees

October 22, 2017November 4, 2017 Jenny Bee

I like autumn. Timmy likes autumn best, too, if I’m not mistaken. He’s an autumn baby after all. He came into this world when the air was nice and cool, and I guess it affected his personality. We’ve been together … Continue reading Autumn is a Good Time for Bees

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Jim and Pam from The Office are Horrible People and Suck at LDRs

August 12, 2017 Timmy Bee

Jenny and I are watching The Office a lot together. Neither of us had seen it before so we figured why not experience something new? Rather than do a kind deed for a stranger, we decided to binge watch a … Continue reading Jim and Pam from The Office are Horrible People and Suck at LDRs

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For Three Years, Life Revolved Around Saturday Evening

July 19, 2017 Timmy Bee

Jenny and I make it no secret how antisocial we are. We’d tell our friends about it, but… We’ll purposefully wait the whole day before going out or get up early to avoid people. We’re not the kind of pairing … Continue reading For Three Years, Life Revolved Around Saturday Evening

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Long Distance Relationship Warning: Prepare to Lose Sleep

May 28, 2017 Timmy Bee

The term long distance relationship is rather vague. I hear some people complaining about walking ten blocks or suggesting an item on the floor is too far away to pick up. So, for them, to date another person on the … Continue reading Long Distance Relationship Warning: Prepare to Lose Sleep

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Gloomy Anniversaries: Six Months is the Long Distance Relationship Limit

April 29, 2017 Timmy Bee

This week marked the end of an important one-year anniversary. In April 2016, Jenny and I enjoyed two weeks together. It was spent mostly eating, but also doing a few other things as well. The one negative part of the … Continue reading Gloomy Anniversaries: Six Months is the Long Distance Relationship Limit

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Benefit of a Long Distance Relationship: It’s All Yours

April 22, 2017 Timmy Bee

Long distance relationships don’t come with many benefits. It’s like my work offering a one-percent 401K match. It’s a kind gesture, but would take a couple thousand years to earn anything substantial in the retirement fund. One benefit in a … Continue reading Benefit of a Long Distance Relationship: It’s All Yours

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Hallelujah Moments

April 15, 2017 Timmy Bee

A few weekends ago Jenny came down with a case of LSS. According to her, this is Last Song Syndrome. It’s where you keep singing the last song you heard over and over again. I think it’s a poorly labeled condition. … Continue reading Hallelujah Moments

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Long Distance Relationship Fighting: It’s So Awkward, Don’t Bother

April 11, 2017April 14, 2017 Timmy Bee

This is a blog post I’ve wanted to write about for a long time. Clearly I procrastinated as I’m no longer in a long distance relationship. Jenny and I are together, ready to take on the world. There’s nothing long … Continue reading Long Distance Relationship Fighting: It’s So Awkward, Don’t Bother

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Donald Trump. Yuck!

November 12, 2016 Timmy Bee

I’m not sure how Donald Trump pulled it off. Maybe the Chicago Cubs winning the World Series one week earlier opened some vortex of horrors. Trump will be the next President of the United States despite his lack of political … Continue reading Donald Trump. Yuck!

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Can One Woman Domesticate A Grown Man?

November 5, 2016 Timmy Bee

Only a few days have passed since Jenny and I knocked the long distance out of our relationship. Since then, she has been attempting the impossible: domesticating a grown man. To her credit, she hasn’t had a nervous breakdown. I … Continue reading Can One Woman Domesticate A Grown Man?

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An Easy Promise

October 24, 2016 Timmy Bee

A certain bee I know will be with me soon in my humble little home in the United States. I only need to survive a few more days without her. For anyone who has ever been apart from someone they … Continue reading An Easy Promise

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Engaged One Year

October 11, 2016 Timmy Bee

A year has passed. A whole year since I got down on one knee in front of all those people, released those doves, and presented Jenny with a $40,000 ring has gone by. Except that’s not how it happened at … Continue reading Engaged One Year

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Togetherness Matters Most in a Long Distance Relationship

October 1, 2016April 14, 2017 Timmy Bee

The long distance part of the relationship Jenny and I have is coming to an end. Soon…ohhhh soon…it just becomes a relationship. Like pee and poop, we will be together much more often. The distance part, the hard one that … Continue reading Togetherness Matters Most in a Long Distance Relationship

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Depressed Eating vs. Celebration Eating

September 25, 2016 Timmy Bee

The last month I’ve felt some really big lows. Two Bees in a Blog hasn’t been updated at all because how do you write about your life when the only thing good in it is one day it will end? … Continue reading Depressed Eating vs. Celebration Eating

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The Blue Bag

September 1, 2016 Timmy Bee

Every day I carry a piece of Jenny with me. On our first beecation together, we violently punched each other in the face until a few teeth got knocked out. It was a bloody affair, but at least now I … Continue reading The Blue Bag

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Three Years Ago

August 24, 2016 Timmy Bee

Three years ago today, the day known as Declaration Day began. Not to bore you with the way Jenny and I came to bee (you’re here for the poop jokes after all) let me just say it happened three years … Continue reading Three Years Ago

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How I Spent My Summer Vacation

August 3, 2016 Timmy Bee

When you’re an adult your summer vacation is the last Monday in May and the first in September. You may also get off a day in early July depending on the day of the week Independence Day falls. We get … Continue reading How I Spent My Summer Vacation

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