Three months ago Jenny and I did something crazy: we accepted a job offer in Michigan. We were given two weeks to prepare for the
Category: Bee Life
Autumn is a Good Time for Bees
I like autumn. Timmy likes autumn best, too, if I’m not mistaken. He’s an autumn baby after all. He came into this world when the
First Baseball Game Experience
About a month ago, Jenny and I went to our first baseball game together. Other than inventing a “double-stop” she seemed to grasp the concept
My First Week with Glasses
Yep, perfect me isn’t so perfect after all. After years of delaying glasses, I’ve finally got myself a pair. Now, if I could only grow
Things We Don’t Have in Common: Bubblegum Flavor Fandom
I recently learned Jenny, the woman I have agreed to spend all eternity with, is not a fan of bubblegum flavored products. This could surely
Jim and Pam from The Office are Horrible People and Suck at LDRs
Jenny and I are watching The Office a lot together. Neither of us had seen it before so we figured why not experience something new?
Our First Karaoke Experience in the USA Together
Karaoke, which in the Philippines is often called videoke, is a National past time for Filipinos. While Americans are eating apple pies and watching baseball
GoT S07 Ep2 Recap from a Newbie
If you enjoyed our recap of this season’s first episode of Game of Thrones then we encourage you to watch our recap of season seven’s
GoT S07 Ep1 Recap from a Newbie
(Clue: It’s not much, so we talked a bit about rectovaginal fistula somewhere there instead.)
What I’d Do Working in a Sari-Sari Store
In the Philippines they have these things called sari-saris. They’re stores typically attached to homes where you can buy just about any essential product needed.
For Three Years, Life Revolved Around Saturday Evening
Jenny and I make it no secret how antisocial we are. We’d tell our friends about it, but… We’ll purposefully wait the whole day before
Will You Still Love Me Even When I’m Bald?
All young men fear the day when they become bald. In the Philippines, young men fear other things a lot more, but universally balding is
Doctors Need Less Vacations and More Magic Wands
I’ve had a few trips to the doctors lately. Before these recent outings, it had probably been a decade since I was last examined. Thankfully,
Bees Used to be Holy, Ya Know (Plus, Asgardia)
Everybody seemed to regard everything as a deity back in the day, and bees are no exceptions. The queen bee was looked upon as a
A Day at Six Flags Great Adventure (Minus the Vomiting Shots)
I could swear–riding roller coasters and other thrill rides used to seem the most fantastic idea to me. I think when you’re a kid, you’re
Jenny Survived Winter: Can She Master Her First American Summer?
My darling wife managed to survive her first winter in the United States. It was a moderately friendly one with limited snow and warmer than
Dreams Don’t Come True: We’ve Quit the Lottery
Some strange level of giddiness and desperation got into us a few months ago and we did the unthinkable; we wasted money on lottery tickets.
Time to Have a Baby
Look at that title. Have you ever seen something so click baity? We’re not having a baby anytime soon, as far as we know. It’s
Forensic Files: Our Current Dinner-Watching Entertainment
After a long day at work, it’s nice to come home to eat with my wife and watch disturbing tales of murder on her phone.
Movies We Literally Reference Every Day: The Lobster
Back in maybe December or so, Jenny and I were freshly newlywed and ready to take on the world. As the officiant at our wedding
Today in Bee History: Fiancée Petition Approval Day
One year ago, Jenny got an overly excited message from me on Facebook at around 10am Eastern Standard Time. Due to the time difference, her
Gross Married Couple Spend Weekend Together
Have you ever wondered what a gross married couple does on their weekends? If so, get ready to have your mind blown with this video.
Hair Crisis + First Popeyes Experience
Every woman has a love/hate relationship with her hair. It couldn’t just be me!!! See, every couple of months or so I get really bored
What’s With All the Running?
I’m standing on a train, riding to work on a Friday as the clouds look like a urine pack ready to explode. There’s an advertisement
