One of Timmy’s gifts for me last Christmas was a ticket to a Broadway show. Fortunately (not that I’m doubting his artistic sensibilities), he picked out … Continue reading The Book of Mormon (Our First Broadway Show Ever)
My biggest regret in life is that time Jenny and I went to the aquarium and I didn’t ask an incredibly offensive yet logical question. If you’ve been following along for a few months, you may remember that time we … Continue reading My Big Regret
I think Jenny and I have matured over the last year. Before, our must-watch show was Forensic Files. We’d gather our dinner together, put on our alluring mystery program, and hope that the other didn’t have a life insurance policy … Continue reading This is Us Obsessing Over Jeopardy!
I stopped at a local pharmacy today to pick up some cough drops when I saw an unusual sign. It stated that the county I was in abides to Blue Laws. I’ve never heard of these. Was I too busy … Continue reading Blue Laws Are Trying to Keep Us Naked and Standing
Last weekend Jenny and I went on another trip to a New Jersey landmark. Our first was to see The Deserted Village of Feltville, which you … Continue reading Marriage is About Your Spouse Embarrassing You and Not Caring
The older I get, the fewer goals I seem to have for myself. Maybe it’s because the goals I do have are bigger. I want to have a family with Jenny. That includes babies and a job to help support … Continue reading Old People Have Fewer Goals Therefore They Must Love Soccer
Here’s the second part of yesterday’s post/our weekend trip to the Deserted Village of Feltville, where we explore a 241-year-old cemetery and more. If you happen to live nearby or pass near the Watchung Reservation here in New Jersey, you’ll … Continue reading Exploring NJ Trip #1: The Deserted Village of Feltville (PART TWO)
For Christmas, Jenny made a list of different places in New Jersey for us to visit. This wasn’t a generic list like going to Six Flags or visiting the beach. Instead, Jenny delved deeper into the paranormal, strange, and unique. … Continue reading Exploring NJ Trip #1: The Deserted Village of Feltville (PART ONE)
My husband and I are not getting any younger. We’re also not getting any healthier. For the past few months, we had kind of REALLY let go of and didn’t even try to have healthy eating habits. I am probably … Continue reading Weight Loss Resolutioners…Again
A lot has happened to Jenny and I over the last several months. We’ve kept quiet about it, mostly because of how busy it was. Our days were longer than they were in the first half of our time together … Continue reading Check the Blind Spot
I’m a pretty neurotic person. Worrying about anything–from the possibility of having an aneurysm to whether I cooked the meat well enough to whether I’m good enough to doubting the soundness of having a kid and making him/her live in the … Continue reading It’s Okay Not to be Happy
We didn’t watch too much television during our “Great Alaskan Journey” as Tim Magazine is calling it. Tim Magazine, by the way, is the fictional version of Time Magazine I publish inside of my head every morning. I’m always the … Continue reading Local Alaskan Television: Guns, Funny Voices, and Not Much Else
As with most things in life (except eating), starting was the hardest part of planning our trip to Alaska. Of course, the entire trip also took … Continue reading Planning a Trip to Alaska (The Easy Way)
Mondays are for crazy things. This Monday, Jenny and I decided to upgrade this blog from a free WordPress site to a premium account with a dot com domain. This place of worship is now officially twobeesinablog.com. We’ve joined the … Continue reading Mastering Your Domain
This is what happens when two big goofs can’t resist playing in the first snow of the season. Be warned: Poop jokes are involved (as usual). Continue reading Playing in the Snow
The last leg of our honeymoon, a bittersweet goodbye to the beautiful Alaska. Continue reading Alaska Trip: Saying Goodbye | Coldfoot to Fairbanks Fly Adventure (Honeymoon Tour Part 3)
Here’s the second part of our Alaska trip. We included some clips of our dog sledding experience in Coldfoot Camp, northern lights viewing both in Coldfoot Camp and Wiseman Village, as well as an abundant share of gushing on just how … Continue reading Alaska Trip: Northern Lights & More – Coldfoot Adventure (Honeymoon Tour Part 2)
There’s a lot to love about Alaska. The scenery. The nature. The lack of people. One thing I didn’t enjoy was how hard it was to … Continue reading Don’t Visit Alaska Expecting to Drink Water Below 100 Degrees
I have so many things to share to you guys about Alaska (and how much we love it!) and I honestly don’t know where to start. For now, here’s a vlog from the first part of our trip: a ride … Continue reading Alaska Trip: From Fairbanks to Coldfoot Camp (Honeymoon Tour Part 1)
During our stay in Coldfoot, Alaska we didn’t have much choice in where we dined. Ordering a pizza would’ve cost a few thousand dollars in delivery fees. The nearest burrito was hours away and far too alien to this snowy … Continue reading Trucker Food in Coldfoot, Alaska: A Rushed Recap of Eating Like Men
Our one-year wedding anniversary is coming up. To celebrate, Jenny and I finally took our honeymoon. We’re back from it and not much tanner. Of all … Continue reading Alaska: Canada for Americans Without Passports
I’m not the kind of person who makes many friends at work. To be completely honest, I don’t make many friends in general. I think the last two friends I made was via Craigslist. Unfortunately, I never did get a … Continue reading My Day at Work Today: Friends, Pooping, Looking the Fool
Last Saturday, we found out some sweet honey: we got featured in Humans of New York! Below is the exact photo and caption that was posted … Continue reading Bees of New York
Three months ago Jenny and I did something crazy: we accepted a job offer in Michigan. We were given two weeks to prepare for the move. Nervous about the major change we were about to embark on, we spent the … Continue reading Almost Michigan Bound
