When I visited Jenny in October I had no choice which movies to watch. Like the traditional format, there were a few screens around the airplane that would continually play movies or random episodes of serialized dramas just in case you wanted to randomly watch episode 4 of The Flash. It was not that great watching Fast and Furious 7 three times especially since I had to cry each time at dead CGI Paul Walker.

My most recent trip there was a screen at each seat. There was a selection of free movies too which included probably 80 different titles and I’m not exaggerating. The only thing I ever exaggerate about is my mile long penis.

Here’s a brief review of everything I remember watching on my 40 hours on a plane which is not an exaggeration; the Philippines is REALLY far!

Edge of Tomorrow

Fun movie that got a little boring as it went along. Tom Cruise is tiny. Other than his smile I’m not sure what women see in him other than nostalgia or a reminder of their coin purse. I fell asleep during a part of this.

Gone Girl

Great movie and I stayed awake for the whole thing. Jenny thinks the ending was a comedy because Doogie Houser gets his throat slit during sex.

Home Alone

I’ve seen it a million times and only put it on to sleep to the soundtrack. It worked and my body was unconscious by the time John Heard didn’t hear Kevin.

Big Hero 6

I barely remember this because I fell asleep right when the film was getting really dark and people died. Then I woke up and there are superheroes.

Fury

Kind of boring for a war movie. The acting was really good, but Shane from The Walking Dead was gross and had peanut butter stuck inside his mouth. I only saw the first third and maybe the last third too.

Spy

The movie was pretty funny until I fell asleep about 20 minutes in. I have no clue what happened.

Get Hard

Exactly what I expected. Typical Will Ferrell movie with a lot more F bombs. Kevin Hart also makes short jokes about himself.

Chappie

Once you get over the South African accents it’s a unique film. I only dozed off briefly during this movie about a robot cop not named RoboCop.

We’re the Millers

I must have fallen asleep several times during this one. It’s a great simple movie to sleep during. I enjoyed the parts I didn’t have to piece together.

Jurassic World

Along with Gone Girl this was one of my favorites on the plane trip. I stayed awake the whole time. I blame Chris Pratt’s annoying fake voice. Who can sleep to that?

Star Wars: The New One

I liked it and thought it was a good return…not necessarily of any Jedi. I was awake for the full film too yet have no recollection of how the bad guy got away. I think I was eating then.

There may have been more movies. But honestly, we all know the review is favorable and I slept during a part of each.