I’ve revised my resume plenty in the last year-plus. What was once a travesty is now a decent-looking summary of my working history. If my
Life is great when you can pay someone else to touch your gross body.
Would you work with your spouse? Let’s weigh the pros and cons of this lifestyle choice.
At any given moment, Cheetos are only a few strides away from being inside of Jenny’s belly. At the low cost of only 60 cents
This is one of those blog posts I regularly write about regarding the horrors of getting older. An example of this is the one about
My favorite animal as a kid was the mallard. I loved the color green. To see it on a duck, naturally and not from eating
Is eating lunch in your car weird? It’s one of the most antisocial things you can do. It’s also a practice I’ve participated in hundreds
I’m not the best at looking neat. In the nicest way possible, Jenny reminds me of this. I’m not sure how she does it. Not
I stopped at a local pharmacy today to pick up some cough drops when I saw an unusual sign. It stated that the county I
Have you ever wanted to crawl into a hole and disappear forever? If you’re like us, at least five times a day you do or
A lot has happened to Jenny and I over the last several months. We’ve kept quiet about it, mostly because of how busy it was.
Not long ago, Jenny became an adult by having her wisdom teeth removed. Unfortunately, it wasn’t as pleasant as the sketch she made four days
The people of the Philippines aren’t sure what they should do about the gay population. On one hand, they’re a very religious nation built primarily
English is tough enough on my mind. In an attempt to make me burst, Jenny tested me on the Filipino language. These are all of
Jenny and I don’t buy too much useless crap. Aside from healthcare which seems to only cover bites from extinct spiders, we try to watch
Because every day I learn more and more little things about my husband. –
Hollywood got wise and started making R-rated superhero movies. It began with Deadpool in 2016 and continued with Logan this year. Jenny and I happened
Karaoke, which in the Philippines is often called videoke, is a National past time for Filipinos. While Americans are eating apple pies and watching baseball
Louder than a flock of teenage girls and more intrusive than an Amber Alert; sometimes our phones buzz like crazy and we receive warning of
Almost seven months ago I got married while gasping for air. It’s normal to get choked up at a wedding. My reason was a little
One constant reminder regarding the difference between the Philippines and US is how people treat the empty seat next to them. Specifically, the way we
Despise my see-through shallow comments, I really think you should follow me on social media.
We have new designs available at Redbubble. Check ’em out: *Banged* *Do You Like Being Human?” “Break a Leg” More designs could be found at
Just because we’re married doesn’t mean we can’t still hangout with our Saturday night crew. Babies ruin friendships, not spouses! Last night, a few of