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Everyone on TV in Asia is Asian and it Blows Me Away

March 16, 2018May 25, 2018 Timmy Bee

When I visited the Philippines I expected to see a lot of Filipinos. Hey, it’s their land. They deserve to populate and prosper on it. What I still cannot comprehend is how many Asians are on television shows produced in … Continue reading Everyone on TV in Asia is Asian and it Blows Me Away

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Jim and Pam from The Office are Horrible People and Suck at LDRs

August 12, 2017 Timmy Bee

Jenny and I are watching The Office a lot together. Neither of us had seen it before so we figured why not experience something new? Rather than do a kind deed for a stranger, we decided to binge watch a … Continue reading Jim and Pam from The Office are Horrible People and Suck at LDRs

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Cold Showers Are All Over the Philippines

May 4, 2017 Timmy Bee

I grew up thinking cold showers were for torturing criminals and testing the limits of our nipple length. Jenny, as a Filipino native, thought differently. In case you’ve been living under a rock, there are two things you should know. … Continue reading Cold Showers Are All Over the Philippines

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Saturday Night PARTAYY with Friends

April 30, 2017 Timmy Bee

Just because we’re married doesn’t mean we can’t still hangout with our Saturday night crew. Babies ruin friendships, not spouses! Last night, a few of our good friends came over to spend the evening. Needless to say, our guests did … Continue reading Saturday Night PARTAYY with Friends

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Why We’re So Depressed on Sunday Nights

April 29, 2017 Jenny Bee

Happy Friday! Unfortunately, the happiness is not permanent. Eventually, a big scary something will come and eat you up. Run as fast as you can from the terror. The horror. The beginning of the work week. Continue reading Why We’re So Depressed on Sunday Nights

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The Number One Excuse to Get Married…

April 25, 2017 Timmy Bee

In my younger and more Rugrats-focused years, the grossest thing I saw my parents do together was pop each other’s pimples. I only specifically recall my mom doing it to my dad’s back. If I had to guess, my mom … Continue reading The Number One Excuse to Get Married…

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Two Bees Merchandise: Now Available

April 20, 2017April 27, 2017 Jenny Bee

Looking to buy something special for your favorite loved one? Or maybe there’s some generic person in your life you’re obligated to present a gift to. If this sounds like you, we encourage a visit to the Two Bees Merchandise … Continue reading Two Bees Merchandise: Now Available

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Laundry Day Separates the Men From the Women

April 18, 2017 Timmy Bee

Laundry day is the worst one for Jenny and I. Now that summer is approaching we’ll have to celebrate it more since it’s a lot more difficult to get away with wearing the same clothes every day. Unless we become … Continue reading Laundry Day Separates the Men From the Women

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Everybody Has a Thing Between Their Legs These Days

April 17, 2017April 17, 2017 Jenny Bee

Many days in a week, Timmy and I attack our local Rite Aids to get our fuzzy wuh-wuh (fizzy water) and, “occasionally”, little bags of happiness (chocolates) when the cravings become unbearable. Recently we noticed something rather odd with the … Continue reading Everybody Has a Thing Between Their Legs These Days

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Pete’s Dragon Review: Surely That Monster Ate People in the Deleted Scenes

April 14, 2017 Timmy Bee

One movie Jenny and I recently watched was Pete’s Dragon. It’s the story of Tarzan taking place in the Northwestern United States. Instead of apes, the lost boy in the wilderness is raised by a giant dragon. It’s the familiar … Continue reading Pete’s Dragon Review: Surely That Monster Ate People in the Deleted Scenes

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“Who Farted? It Wasn’t Me!”

March 25, 2017 Jenny Bee

Timmy and I have a lot in common. One of these attributes (special powers?) involves the ability to make fantastic farts. Allow me to explain. Loud farts are always funny; whether it’s from you or not, it’s always something you could make … Continue reading “Who Farted? It Wasn’t Me!”

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Odds Are You Will Marry An Asian, Too

March 19, 2017 Timmy Bee

The other day Jenny and I were trying to find the least populated place on the planet. You know; so we could figure out where to move. In our research we discovered our relationship might not be so unique. A … Continue reading Odds Are You Will Marry An Asian, Too

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Barbers Are My Dentists

March 12, 2017 Timmy Bee

Many people fear going to the dentist. Not me. When I go to the dentist it means I have good healthcare coverage and I’ll get to say “Bubblegum!” when they ask me which flavor of that foamy stuff I’d like. … Continue reading Barbers Are My Dentists

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How to Build a Snowman Online Tutorial for the Illiterate

February 23, 2017February 23, 2017 Timmy Bee

Already, you have hopefully read the tale of the first snowman Jenny and I built together. Thanks to several unusually warm winter days he is dead now. All of our hard work to bring a monster into this world for nothing. … Continue reading How to Build a Snowman Online Tutorial for the Illiterate

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Our First Valentine’s Day Together + a VLOG

February 16, 2017December 11, 2017 Timmy Bee

Yesterday was the first Valentine’s Day Jenny and I spent together. Thankfully, we got to spend the full day together because we had some adult activities we had to take care of. Our day began like most days do with … Continue reading Our First Valentine’s Day Together + a VLOG

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How to Make Delicious Omelettes….Dum Dum Dum Dum [Music Note]

February 13, 2017February 13, 2017 Timmy Bee

Our cooking skills aren’t the best. But this hasn’t stopped Jenny and I from regularly going into the kitchen for more than a snack. As part of our weekly cooking tradition, Jenny and I recently made omelettes. The result did … Continue reading How to Make Delicious Omelettes….Dum Dum Dum Dum [Music Note]

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In the Meadow We Can Build a Pathetic Snowman

February 12, 2017February 12, 2017 Timmy Bee

The first big snowstorm arrived in our parts this past Thursday. As usual, people panicked and bought up all of the milk, eggs, and brought at the grocery store as they huddled indoors sharpening their spears for the impending 12 … Continue reading In the Meadow We Can Build a Pathetic Snowman

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Sick and Married: Reason Number One to Make Soup

February 7, 2017 Timmy Bee

It’s cold season and I don’t just mean the heart of our president. People are catching the flu from unprotected sex and sharing chewing gum with strangers. I was recently a victim of such a cold which left me pretty … Continue reading Sick and Married: Reason Number One to Make Soup

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Marriage Requirement: A Joint Bank Account

January 14, 2017 Timmy Bee

Jenny and I recently did a very adult thing. We started a joint bank account. Then, we learned the bank couldn’t add her in. Luckily we did add her to my existing account rather easily after an hour of the … Continue reading Marriage Requirement: A Joint Bank Account

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