When I visited the Philippines I expected to see a lot of Filipinos. Hey, it’s their land. They deserve to populate and prosper on it.
Tag: Comedy
Jim and Pam from The Office are Horrible People and Suck at LDRs
Jenny and I are watching The Office a lot together. Neither of us had seen it before so we figured why not experience something new?
Cold Showers Are All Over the Philippines
I grew up thinking cold showers were for torturing criminals and testing the limits of our nipple length. Jenny, as a Filipino native, thought differently.
Saturday Night PARTAYY with Friends
Just because we’re married doesn’t mean we can’t still hangout with our Saturday night crew. Babies ruin friendships, not spouses! Last night, a few of
Why We’re So Depressed on Sunday Nights
Happy Friday! Unfortunately, the happiness is not permanent. Eventually, a big scary something will come and eat you up. Run as fast as you can
The Number One Excuse to Get Married…
In my younger and more Rugrats-focused years, the grossest thing I saw my parents do together was pop each other’s pimples. I only specifically recall
Two Bees Merchandise: Now Available
Looking to buy something special for your favorite loved one? Or maybe there’s some generic person in your life you’re obligated to present a gift
Laundry Day Separates the Men From the Women
Laundry day is the worst one for Jenny and I. Now that summer is approaching we’ll have to celebrate it more since it’s a lot
Everybody Has a Thing Between Their Legs These Days
Many days in a week, Timmy and I attack our local Rite Aids to get our fuzzy wuh-wuh (fizzy water) and, “occasionally”, little bags of
Pete’s Dragon Review: Surely That Monster Ate People in the Deleted Scenes
One movie Jenny and I recently watched was Pete’s Dragon. It’s the story of Tarzan taking place in the Northwestern United States. Instead of apes,
“Who Farted? It Wasn’t Me!”
Timmy and I have a lot in common. One of these attributes (special powers?) involves the ability to make fantastic farts. Allow me to explain. Loud
Odds Are You Will Marry An Asian, Too
The other day Jenny and I were trying to find the least populated place on the planet. You know; so we could figure out where
Barbers Are My Dentists
Many people fear going to the dentist. Not me. When I go to the dentist it means I have good healthcare coverage and I’ll get
How to Build a Snowman Online Tutorial for the Illiterate
Already, you have hopefully read the tale of the first snowman Jenny and I built together. Thanks to several unusually warm winter days he is dead
Our First Valentine’s Day Together + a VLOG
Yesterday was the first Valentine’s Day Jenny and I spent together. Thankfully, we got to spend the full day together because we had some adult
How to Make Delicious Omelettes….Dum Dum Dum Dum [Music Note]
Our cooking skills aren’t the best. But this hasn’t stopped Jenny and I from regularly going into the kitchen for more than a snack. As
In the Meadow We Can Build a Pathetic Snowman
The first big snowstorm arrived in our parts this past Thursday. As usual, people panicked and bought up all of the milk, eggs, and brought
Sick and Married: Reason Number One to Make Soup
It’s cold season and I don’t just mean the heart of our president. People are catching the flu from unprotected sex and sharing chewing gum
Marriage Requirement: A Joint Bank Account
Jenny and I recently did a very adult thing. We started a joint bank account. Then, we learned the bank couldn’t add her in. Luckily
