
The First Year of Marriage is the Softest
Gaining weight in the first year of marriage is common. What’s our excuse for the second year? Continue reading The First Year of Marriage is the Softest
Gaining weight in the first year of marriage is common. What’s our excuse for the second year? Continue reading The First Year of Marriage is the Softest
Would you work with your spouse? Let’s weigh the pros and cons of this lifestyle choice. Continue reading Would You Work with Your Spouse?
Long before Jenny and I were Whatevers*, we used to talk online about ridiculous things. One very strange day, we happened to have the same thought … Continue reading Sleep is the Enemy: An LDR Love Story
Assuming Jenny and I are soulmates and are meant to be together (hey, we did well on this quiz!) let’s examine how close we could have come to never meeting. Meeting your soulmate is no easy task. The odds that … Continue reading The Butterfly Effect: What If You Never Meet Your Soulmate?
Jenny and I have been married for over 14 months now. So, when it comes to timely writing, this one is like the release of the Dumb and Dumber sequel 20 years after the first. Hopefully, this isn’t as awkward … Continue reading Stupidly Following Traditions On Our Wedding Day
The older I get, the fewer goals I seem to have for myself. Maybe it’s because the goals I do have are bigger. I want to have a family with Jenny. That includes babies and a job to help support … Continue reading Old People Have Fewer Goals Therefore They Must Love Soccer
I’m going to break Han Solo’s words of advice and get cocky, kid. I have a really good marriage. I mean, life is far from perfect. … Continue reading A Good Marriage Doesn’t Solve All of Your Problems
While many people were out partying or trapped in an elevator with five strangers and one of them is a murderer, we were both at home bringing in the new year. We said goodbye to 2017 the best way we … Continue reading An Introvert’s Guide to New Year’s Eve
Can you guess what we did as pre-celebration for Christmas? You guessed right–it involved food (of course). Continue reading Pre-Christmas Activities
I’m a pretty neurotic person. Worrying about anything–from the possibility of having an aneurysm to whether I cooked the meat well enough to whether I’m good enough to doubting the soundness of having a kid and making him/her live in the … Continue reading It’s Okay Not to be Happy
As with most things in life (except eating), starting was the hardest part of planning our trip to Alaska. Of course, the entire trip also took … Continue reading Planning a Trip to Alaska (The Easy Way)
Mondays are for crazy things. This Monday, Jenny and I decided to upgrade this blog from a free WordPress site to a premium account with a dot com domain. This place of worship is now officially twobeesinablog.com. We’ve joined the … Continue reading Mastering Your Domain
This is what happens when two big goofs can’t resist playing in the first snow of the season. Be warned: Poop jokes are involved (as usual). Continue reading Playing in the Snow
A little over a year ago, before Jenny arrived and moved in with me, I wouldn’t say I was a very vain person. I’m still not compared to most people. You should see the stains on my clothes and how … Continue reading Shallowness Has No Place in a Relationship, Long Distance or Otherwise
Here’s the second part of our Alaska trip. We included some clips of our dog sledding experience in Coldfoot Camp, northern lights viewing both in Coldfoot Camp and Wiseman Village, as well as an abundant share of gushing on just how … Continue reading Alaska Trip: Northern Lights & More – Coldfoot Adventure (Honeymoon Tour Part 2)
Last Saturday, we found out some sweet honey: we got featured in Humans of New York! Below is the exact photo and caption that was posted … Continue reading Bees of New York
Traveling long distances takes a major toll on our bodies. This is especially true for anyone who has flown on a plane for 20+ hours. That’s about how long it takes for Jenny and I to go from our current … Continue reading Long Distance Relationship Meetup Advice: Add a Day for Sleep
Three months ago Jenny and I did something crazy: we accepted a job offer in Michigan. We were given two weeks to prepare for the move. Nervous about the major change we were about to embark on, we spent the … Continue reading Almost Michigan Bound
I like autumn. Timmy likes autumn best, too, if I’m not mistaken. He’s an autumn baby after all. He came into this world when the air was nice and cool, and I guess it affected his personality. We’ve been together … Continue reading Autumn is a Good Time for Bees
Because every day I learn more and more little things about my husband. – Continue reading The Leak
Jenny and I have been married for over eight months. I think we’ve been each other’s sanity in this half-year-plus. It’s normal for a married couple to normalize each other. This is exactly what we’ve done. Where’s our damn trophy? … Continue reading Marriage Makes You Saner, At Least Through the First 8 Months
Look at that title. Have you ever seen something so click baity? We’re not having a baby anytime soon, as far as we know. It’s still a topic we think about and an event society pressures us into accomplishing. A … Continue reading Time to Have a Baby
Back in maybe December or so, Jenny and I were freshly newlywed and ready to take on the world. As the officiant at our wedding put it, we could dream big dreams. So, shortly after we were wed, we starting … Continue reading Movies We Literally Reference Every Day: The Lobster
One year ago, Jenny got an overly excited message from me on Facebook at around 10am Eastern Standard Time. Due to the time difference, her message arrived sometime around 10pm Tropic As Fuck Time. Despite the hot weather and dark … Continue reading Today in Bee History: Fiancée Petition Approval Day