Jenny and I have been married for over 14 months now. So, when it comes to timely writing, this one is like the release of the Dumb and Dumber sequel 20 years after the first. Hopefully, this isn’t as awkward … Continue reading Stupidly Following Traditions On Our Wedding Day
Wedding rings are powerful. Until you have one, you don’t realize how much meaningful weight they carry. These circular items represent a promise to spend a … Continue reading The Power of a Wedding Ring
Almost seven months ago I got married while gasping for air. It’s normal to get choked up at a wedding. My reason was a little different. My wedding was special because it was also the first time I’ve worn a … Continue reading Did I Mention I Couldn’t Breathe During My Wedding?
Yesterday I wrote about laundry. Today, it’s a much better topic: cake. We had an impromptu cake eating date after I arrived home from work. You see, Jenny’s birthday is coming up. A birthday isn’t complete without a cake. Why … Continue reading Impromptu Cake Eating
Yes. Four days ago we ignored all the warnings and wisdom of this modern, existentialist, Trump-supporting society and did what only the conformist losers and ugly people do: we got married. And it was by far the happiest day of … Continue reading Ugly & Married: What More Could We Ask For?
I was informed by my now wife that I left out a few things in the most recent post regarding how cheap our wedding actually was. For all the penny pinching we did, I failed to truly reveal how tastefully … Continue reading Our Wedding Was Cheaper Than You Realize
Well, the wedding is over. I’m a married man who spends his Saturday nights eating Cheetos and cake. Why would anyone ever get divorced if this is what married life entails? Other than menopause, I can’t come up with a … Continue reading Wedding Planning for Cheap People
A year has passed. A whole year since I got down on one knee in front of all those people, released those doves, and presented Jenny with a $40,000 ring has gone by. Except that’s not how it happened at … Continue reading Engaged One Year