Basic Rules for Running a Social Media Page
Social media websites offer you a chance to interact with others and serve as a reminder to how much people suck. Continue reading Basic Rules for Running a Social Media Page
Tag: Humor
My Moisturizing Routine
I feel like a lady whenever I think about how often I moisturize. It’s only twice a day. It’s also necessary to prevent my skin from looking like the surface of Mars or Mickey Rourke. About a year and a … Continue reading My Moisturizing Routine
The Most Unbelievable Event of 2019
The most unbelievable event of 2019 happened to me in late December. It was a year where plenty changed, but the most spectacular thing to occur was the moment I saw a third season episode of The Simpsons I had … Continue reading The Most Unbelievable Event of 2019
Five Keys to a Successful Marriage
I think I speak for men and the more masculine woman in a gay relationship. Ladies, if you’re not sure if you’re the more testosterone-fueled one or not, have a mustache measuring contest. The key to a good marriage is … Continue reading Five Keys to a Successful Marriage
Trivia Night Training
Last October, Jenny and I did something we do about once a quarter: went out on a Saturday night. It’s not that we absolutely despise people. Only I do. While at the library one day, we saw a posting about … Continue reading Trivia Night Training
2019 Was a Good Year to Grow Old
A long time has passed since I last wrote here. Three full seasons have come and gone and schools are no longer segregated between the obese and thin children. We’re now in 2020 and I felt the need to tell … Continue reading 2019 Was a Good Year to Grow Old
Celebrate the Bryce Harper Signing with Me in Secret
My favorite sports team is on the rise and like a really big poop, there’s no one I can really celebrate it with. Continue reading Celebrate the Bryce Harper Signing with Me in Secret
Filipino Food: Stay Away from the Fish Paste
I love food. Fish Paste is not food. It’s a craft item. Continue reading Filipino Food: Stay Away from the Fish Paste
An Honest Resume
I’ve revised my resume plenty in the last year-plus. What was once a travesty is now a decent-looking summary of my working history. If my resume was an actress, it would have gone from Lena Dunham to, well, pick anyone … Continue reading An Honest Resume
Pros and Cons of Owning a Car: An Obvious List Nobody Needed to Make
The purchase of a new car can brings plenty of joy to your life, but also cause some major headaches. Continue reading Pros and Cons of Owning a Car: An Obvious List Nobody Needed to Make
The First Year of Marriage is the Softest
Gaining weight in the first year of marriage is common. What’s our excuse for the second year? Continue reading The First Year of Marriage is the Softest
How My 2018 Went
We’re in a new year which means it’s time to blame our misfortunes on ancient Chinese symbols. I’m not smelly and fat. This is the year of the pig. We haven’t written much on Two Bees in a Blog this … Continue reading How My 2018 Went
A Tribute to Massages
Life is great when you can pay someone else to touch your gross body. Continue reading A Tribute to Massages
Would You Work with Your Spouse?
Would you work with your spouse? Let’s weigh the pros and cons of this lifestyle choice. Continue reading Would You Work with Your Spouse?
On Work Lunches
Unli rice and how a Filipino work lunch differs from an American one. Continue reading On Work Lunches
Jury Duty is Stupid and Wasted My Wednesday
The odds finally tipped against my favor and I had to waste a Wednesday at jury duty doing nothing. Continue reading Jury Duty is Stupid and Wasted My Wednesday
What the Bs in Airbnb Stand For
And we’re back. As Jenny mentioned in her triumphant return to blogging, we had a miserable summer. It was hot, kids were often laughing within earshot of our apartment windows, and the only vacation we went on was due to … Continue reading What the Bs in Airbnb Stand For
Am I Timmy or Timothy?
Legally, my name is Timothy. Ask Jenny and she’ll tell you she prefers to call me Timmy. I’ve always been a Timmy to her. Although we now refer to each other as Bee, Boot, or other cutesy vomit-inducing pet names, … Continue reading Am I Timmy or Timothy?
Sleep is the Enemy: An LDR Love Story
Long before Jenny and I were Whatevers*, we used to talk online about ridiculous things. One very strange day, we happened to have the same thought … Continue reading Sleep is the Enemy: An LDR Love Story
Your Political Opinions Have Worn Me Down
Lately, I’ve been a little disconnected with the world. Other than my darling wife Jenny Bee, I don’t interact much with anyone on a real one-on-one basis. Sure, there’s the guy I get my gas from every two weeks. There’s … Continue reading Your Political Opinions Have Worn Me Down
Happiness is Impossible without Authenticity
We’re all told from a young age how important it is to be honest. I think that’s because, as humans, we’re genuinely dishonest creatures. Whether for our own personal gains or to protect those we love, there are plenty of … Continue reading Happiness is Impossible without Authenticity
The Super Bowl in the Philippines is a Beauty Pageant
A few weeks ago, Binibining Pilipinas took place in the Philippines. It’s the Super Bowl of the nation. The winner crowned in Binibining Pilipinas goes onto represent the country in the next Miss Universe. A lot of time does pass … Continue reading The Super Bowl in the Philippines is a Beauty Pageant
Decorating My Office Cubicle: A Futile Endeavor
Take a look around your work space. Chances are, most of the people around you have decorated their area in some format. Maybe they have pictures of their ugly kids or their dog-wife. Perhaps you work somewhere a little more … Continue reading Decorating My Office Cubicle: A Futile Endeavor
Weight Loss Thoughts: Meals are the Problem, Not Food
When I think about dieting, it’s easy. All you have to do is eat less food. Sounds simple enough. Anyone can do that. Some dopey kid … Continue reading Weight Loss Thoughts: Meals are the Problem, Not Food
