A lot of years have passed since I was in any type of educational program. I’m old enough to fear teenagers but also old enough to make them scared of me but not quite old enough where they are assured … Continue reading Can You Believe I Went to School for This?
One of the more popular programs in The Philippines is a daytime show called Regis and Imelda. It’s a spinoff of the American show Regis and Kelly which was spun off of Regis and Kathy which was a re-imagination of … Continue reading An Average Episode of It’s Showtime from an American Perspective
I used to be so clever, funny, and interested in what people thought of me. Back in our long distance relationship days, Jenny and I would share secret messages with each other on Facebook through statuses. We’d have a theme. … Continue reading Animal Facts from the Past
I thought a creative thing to do would be to make a list of 100 things to do. Then, as I saw the date, I realized there might actually only be 100 days left in 2022. I was exactly right! … Continue reading 50 Things to do with 100 Days Left in 2022
Okay, so that last post was a success! Nothing was published to the Facebook page. I am officially a genius. Anyway, until we figure out what to do with Two Bees in a Blog, you can head on over to … Continue reading Let Me Show You My Resurrection
Social media websites offer you a chance to interact with others and serve as a reminder to how much people suck. Continue reading Basic Rules for Running a Social Media Page
I feel like a lady whenever I think about how often I moisturize. It’s only twice a day. It’s also necessary to prevent my skin from looking like the surface of Mars or Mickey Rourke. About a year and a … Continue reading My Moisturizing Routine
The most unbelievable event of 2019 happened to me in late December. It was a year where plenty changed, but the most spectacular thing to occur was the moment I saw a third season episode of The Simpsons I had … Continue reading The Most Unbelievable Event of 2019
I think I speak for men and the more masculine woman in a gay relationship. Ladies, if you’re not sure if you’re the more testosterone-fueled one or not, have a mustache measuring contest. The key to a good marriage is … Continue reading Five Keys to a Successful Marriage
Last October, Jenny and I did something we do about once a quarter: went out on a Saturday night. It’s not that we absolutely despise people. Only I do. While at the library one day, we saw a posting about … Continue reading Trivia Night Training
A long time has passed since I last wrote here. Three full seasons have come and gone and schools are no longer segregated between the obese and thin children. We’re now in 2020 and I felt the need to tell … Continue reading 2019 Was a Good Year to Grow Old
My favorite sports team is on the rise and like a really big poop, there’s no one I can really celebrate it with. Continue reading Celebrate the Bryce Harper Signing with Me in Secret
I love food. Fish Paste is not food. It’s a craft item. Continue reading Filipino Food: Stay Away from the Fish Paste
I’ve revised my resume plenty in the last year-plus. What was once a travesty is now a decent-looking summary of my working history. If my resume was an actress, it would have gone from Lena Dunham to, well, pick anyone … Continue reading An Honest Resume
The purchase of a new car can brings plenty of joy to your life, but also cause some major headaches. Continue reading Pros and Cons of Owning a Car: An Obvious List Nobody Needed to Make
Gaining weight in the first year of marriage is common. What’s our excuse for the second year? Continue reading The First Year of Marriage is the Softest
We’re in a new year which means it’s time to blame our misfortunes on ancient Chinese symbols. I’m not smelly and fat. This is the year of the pig. We haven’t written much on Two Bees in a Blog this … Continue reading How My 2018 Went
Life is great when you can pay someone else to touch your gross body. Continue reading A Tribute to Massages
Would you work with your spouse? Let’s weigh the pros and cons of this lifestyle choice. Continue reading Would You Work with Your Spouse?
Unli rice and how a Filipino work lunch differs from an American one. Continue reading On Work Lunches
The odds finally tipped against my favor and I had to waste a Wednesday at jury duty doing nothing. Continue reading Jury Duty is Stupid and Wasted My Wednesday
And we’re back. As Jenny mentioned in her triumphant return to blogging, we had a miserable summer. It was hot, kids were often laughing within earshot of our apartment windows, and the only vacation we went on was due to … Continue reading What the Bs in Airbnb Stand For
Legally, my name is Timothy. Ask Jenny and she’ll tell you she prefers to call me Timmy. I’ve always been a Timmy to her. Although we now refer to each other as Bee, Boot, or other cutesy vomit-inducing pet names, … Continue reading Am I Timmy or Timothy?
Long before Jenny and I were Whatevers*, we used to talk online about ridiculous things. One very strange day, we happened to have the same thought … Continue reading Sleep is the Enemy: An LDR Love Story
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