My favorite sports team is on the rise and like a really big poop, there’s no one I can really celebrate it with.
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Tag: Humor
Filipino Food: Stay Away from the Fish Paste
I love food. Fish Paste is not food. It’s a craft item.
An Honest Resume
I’ve revised my resume plenty in the last year-plus. What was once a travesty is now a decent-looking summary of my working history. If my
Pros and Cons of Owning a Car: An Obvious List Nobody Needed to Make
The purchase of a new car can brings plenty of joy to your life, but also cause some major headaches.
The First Year of Marriage is the Softest
Gaining weight in the first year of marriage is common. What’s our excuse for the second year?
How My 2018 Went
We’re in a new year which means it’s time to blame our misfortunes on ancient Chinese symbols. I’m not smelly and fat. This is the
A Tribute to Massages
Life is great when you can pay someone else to touch your gross body.
Would You Work with Your Spouse?
Would you work with your spouse? Let’s weigh the pros and cons of this lifestyle choice.
On Work Lunches
Unli rice and how a Filipino work lunch differs from an American one.
Jury Duty is Stupid and Wasted My Wednesday
The odds finally tipped against my favor and I had to waste a Wednesday at jury duty doing nothing.
What the Bs in Airbnb Stand For
And we’re back. As Jenny mentioned in her triumphant return to blogging, we had a miserable summer. It was hot, kids were often laughing within
Am I Timmy or Timothy?
Legally, my name is Timothy. Ask Jenny and she’ll tell you she prefers to call me Timmy. I’ve always been a Timmy to her. Although
Sleep is the Enemy: An LDR Love Story
Long before Jenny and I were Whatevers*, we used to talk online about ridiculous things. One very strange day, we happened to have the same
Your Political Opinions Have Worn Me Down
Lately, I’ve been a little disconnected with the world. Other than my darling wife Jenny Bee, I don’t interact much with anyone on a real
Happiness is Impossible without Authenticity
We’re all told from a young age how important it is to be honest. I think that’s because, as humans, we’re genuinely dishonest creatures. Whether
The Super Bowl in the Philippines is a Beauty Pageant
A few weeks ago, Binibining Pilipinas took place in the Philippines. It’s the Super Bowl of the nation. The winner crowned in Binibining Pilipinas goes
Decorating My Office Cubicle: A Futile Endeavor
Take a look around your work space. Chances are, most of the people around you have decorated their area in some format. Maybe they have
Weight Loss Thoughts: Meals are the Problem, Not Food
When I think about dieting, it’s easy. All you have to do is eat less food. Sounds simple enough. Anyone can do that. Some dopey
We’ve Been into Cannibalism Lately
I noticed a trend with our latest movie/TV show watching choices. Many of the programs we’ve watched are about cannibalism. What is it with us?
Long Distance Relationship Advice: Don’t Take Anyone’s Advice
How do you do it? How do you survive a long distance relationship? There’s no clear answer. Food, water, and air certainly help. There’s more
Living with a Minimalist as a Former Collector
Shopping, buying new things, and spending any money at all makes me sick to my stomach. So, when I learned Jenny felt the same way,
The Butterfly Effect: What If You Never Meet Your Soulmate?
Assuming Jenny and I are soulmates and are meant to be together (hey, we did well on this quiz!) let’s examine how close we could
Our Alaskan Dog Sledding Adventure
There are many ways to tell a story. One is through video. We’ve already shared our Alaskan adventure in a trilogy of award-winning features: Alaskan
Living with a Cheetos Addiction
At any given moment, Cheetos are only a few strides away from being inside of Jenny’s belly. At the low cost of only 60 cents
