Gaining weight in the first year of marriage is common. What’s our excuse for the second year? Continue reading The First Year of Marriage is the Softest
We’re in a new year which means it’s time to blame our misfortunes on ancient Chinese symbols. I’m not smelly and fat. This is the year of the pig. We haven’t written much on Two Bees in a Blog this … Continue reading How My 2018 Went
Life is great when you can pay someone else to touch your gross body. Continue reading A Tribute to Massages
Would you work with your spouse? Let’s weigh the pros and cons of this lifestyle choice. Continue reading Would You Work with Your Spouse?
And we’re back. As Jenny mentioned in her triumphant return to blogging, we had a miserable summer. It was hot, kids were often laughing within earshot of our apartment windows, and the only vacation we went on was due to … Continue reading What the Bs in Airbnb Stand For
Bedbugs, new jobs, you know the drill. Continue reading Updates
Legally, my name is Timothy. Ask Jenny and she’ll tell you she prefers to call me Timmy. I’ve always been a Timmy to her. Although we now refer to each other as Bee, Boot, or other cutesy vomit-inducing pet names, … Continue reading Am I Timmy or Timothy?
Long before Jenny and I were Whatevers*, we used to talk online about ridiculous things. One very strange day, we happened to have the same thought … Continue reading Sleep is the Enemy: An LDR Love Story
Lately, I’ve been a little disconnected with the world. Other than my darling wife Jenny Bee, I don’t interact much with anyone on a real one-on-one basis. Sure, there’s the guy I get my gas from every two weeks. There’s … Continue reading Your Political Opinions Have Worn Me Down
We’re all told from a young age how important it is to be honest. I think that’s because, as humans, we’re genuinely dishonest creatures. Whether for our own personal gains or to protect those we love, there are plenty of … Continue reading Happiness is Impossible without Authenticity
Take a look around your work space. Chances are, most of the people around you have decorated their area in some format. Maybe they have pictures of their ugly kids or their dog-wife. Perhaps you work somewhere a little more … Continue reading Decorating My Office Cubicle: A Futile Endeavor
When I think about dieting, it’s easy. All you have to do is eat less food. Sounds simple enough. Anyone can do that. Some dopey kid … Continue reading Weight Loss Thoughts: Meals are the Problem, Not Food
How do you do it? How do you survive a long distance relationship? There’s no clear answer. Food, water, and air certainly help. There’s more to it, though. Jenny and I can give you plenty of advice on how to … Continue reading Long Distance Relationship Advice: Don’t Take Anyone’s Advice
Shopping, buying new things, and spending any money at all makes me sick to my stomach. So, when I learned Jenny felt the same way, I knew for sure she was the wife for me. Jenny is what you may … Continue reading Living with a Minimalist as a Former Collector
There are many ways to tell a story. One is through video. We’ve already shared our Alaskan adventure in a trilogy of award-winning features: Alaskan Adventure … Continue reading Our Alaskan Dog Sledding Adventure
I’ve undertaken many job interviews in the past several months. Only one job truly appealed to me from a creative aspect with the others winning due to their location and strict anti-slavery stance. One of the more recent interviews I … Continue reading Casually Changing the Subject to the Philippines
Are Jenny and I soulmates? There’s only one way to tell: Reading an article online and seeing if we meet the signs. There are lots of articles like this out there. To ensure victory, I’ve selected one with only eight … Continue reading Have You Found Your Soulmate?
It might amaze some people to learn that Jenny and I weren’t always this public in regards to our relationship. During the first two years together, … Continue reading Keeping Our LDR on the DL
Please stick out your tongue if you’re among us elite individuals who hate using public transportation. Now don’t get me wrong–I wasn’t born with a silver spoon hanging off my drooling aristocratic mouth. I’ve used public transportation all my life. … Continue reading Going Places is Way Better When Done in Private
Over the last month, I’ve done something I haven’t done much of in the last year. I’ve actually been home alone. There were no fun booby … Continue reading Home Alone: Keeping Sane in a Long Distance Relationship
A bad thing happened to me last year. Even worse is how I managed it. Many nights last summer were spent on Indeed.com, Craigslist.com, and other job sites looking for something new. Heck, I can go back even further than … Continue reading A Bad Thing Happened
Words like “dumb,” “comb,” and “tomb” all carry a silent “B” at the end of it. That’s the case when you ask me. Ask my wife, … Continue reading The Silent “B”
Last week, I had the pleasure of riding Uber three times in one day. I thought when I got a car late last year my days of hoping for a mute Uber driver were over. Little did I know, circumstances … Continue reading A Tale of Three Uber Drivers
As Jenny wrote a few weeks ago, we planned to lose some weight this year. Like plans of mice and men, donuts and other goodies got in the way. Over the past few weeks, our dieting attempt didn’t go too … Continue reading So, How’s That New Diet Working Out For Ya?