A lot of years have passed since I was in any type of educational program. I’m old enough to fear teenagers but also old enough to make them scared of me but not quite old enough where they are assured … Continue reading Can You Believe I Went to School for This?
At any given moment, Cheetos are only a few strides away from being inside of Jenny’s belly. At the low cost of only 60 cents per bag, it’s pretty hard to resist. You see, Cheetos aren’t as readily available in … Continue reading Living with a Cheetos Addiction
In the third leg of our journey exploring New Jersey, Jenny and I landed at Grounds for Sculpture in Hamilton, NJ. This is a unique outdoor museum featuring many different sculptures and other works of art. On the day we … Continue reading Exploring NJ Trip #3: Grounds for Sculpture
In our quest to see everything there is to see in New Jersey, Jenny and I visited Victor Victori’s Multiplism Statues. The artist, known as Victor Victori, has these on display outside of his home in Rutherford, New Jersey. The … Continue reading Exploring NJ Trip #2: Victor Victori’s Multiplism Statues
My favorite animal as a kid was the mallard. I loved the color green. To see it on a duck, naturally and not from eating lots of M&Ms, was stupendous. A few weeks ago, Jenny and I were driving around … Continue reading Favorite Animal: Mallards
A few weeks ago Jenny quizzed me on my Filipino. I did well, but came away a bit vengeful. So, I flipped the tables. Or should I say, flipped the bat? Because that’s what baseball players do these days. I … Continue reading Everything You Should Know About Baseball
Have you ever wanted to crawl into a hole and disappear forever? If you’re like us, at least five times a day you do or say something to warrant such a reaction. Recently, Timmy returned home to share with Jenny … Continue reading Ever Want to Crawl into a Hole and Disappear Forever?
For Christmas, Jenny made a list of different places in New Jersey for us to visit. This wasn’t a generic list like going to Six Flags or visiting the beach. Instead, Jenny delved deeper into the paranormal, strange, and unique. … Continue reading Exploring NJ Trip #1: The Deserted Village of Feltville (PART ONE)
When many young men discover their penis for the first time (shout out to Jenny’s youngest nephew and the last time I saw him on video chat) they can’t stop playing with it. Although we haven’t grown any extra penises, … Continue reading Playing with Our New Toy
We recently broke a cardinal rule in this household. Timmy and I do not like spending stuff on non-essentials because, as we have already established time and again in this blog, we are pretty cheap people. But recently we deviated … Continue reading Something Has Changed
While many people were out partying or trapped in an elevator with five strangers and one of them is a murderer, we were both at home bringing in the new year. We said goodbye to 2017 the best way we … Continue reading An Introvert’s Guide to New Year’s Eve
We spent our actual Christmas night continuing a family tradition: going out around the neighborhood to view the Christmas lights/decorations (or as we like to pretend, we were judging our town’s Christmas decor competition). Who knew the trendy Christmas decoration … Continue reading We Spent Christmas Judging Our Neighbors
Sadly, the holiday season is officially over. We’re in a new year filled with many wonderful hopes and dreams. Before those desires are crushed by reality, re-live our Christmas gift exchange. WARNING: We mostly got each other food. And most … Continue reading Christmas Gift Exchange
Looking for a nice, healthy breakfast this holiday season? In our best Christmas elf impressions, we’d like to share one recipe we really enjoy: banana and eggs pancakes. All you need are eggs and bananas to make a healthier version … Continue reading Breakfast Recipe Vlog: Banana and Egg Pancakes
Not long ago, Jenny became an adult by having her wisdom teeth removed. Unfortunately, it wasn’t as pleasant as the sketch she made four days after. While not recognized in all cultures as a passage into adulthood, it certainly is … Continue reading Wisdom Teeth Removal: The Nine Inch Face
English is tough enough on my mind. In an attempt to make me burst, Jenny tested me on the Filipino language. These are all of the words I know or at least thought I did. Continue reading Learning Filipino: All the Tagalog/Visayan Words I Know
This is what happens when two big goofs can’t resist playing in the first snow of the season. Be warned: Poop jokes are involved (as usual). Continue reading Playing in the Snow
The last leg of our honeymoon, a bittersweet goodbye to the beautiful Alaska. Continue reading Alaska Trip: Saying Goodbye | Coldfoot to Fairbanks Fly Adventure (Honeymoon Tour Part 3)
About a month ago, Jenny and I went to our first baseball game together. Other than inventing a “double-stop” she seemed to grasp the concept of what was going on. Here’s a video recap of the experience. Continue reading First Baseball Game Experience
I could swear–riding roller coasters and other thrill rides used to seem the most fantastic idea to me. I think when you’re a kid, you’re more open to acts where you risk losing a limb or two. When you’re older … Continue reading A Day at Six Flags Great Adventure (Minus the Vomiting Shots)
Have you ever wondered what a gross married couple does on their weekends? If so, get ready to have your mind blown with this video. Continue reading Gross Married Couple Spend Weekend Together
Every woman has a love/hate relationship with her hair. It couldn’t just be me!!! See, every couple of months or so I get really bored with my hair. That means, every couple of months or so I am at really … Continue reading Hair Crisis + First Popeyes Experience
This video’s title is not clickbait at all. You could click near the end to really see what I mean. But then, where’s the fun in that? Continue reading My Husband is Scary
Weekends are for one thing: getting away from people. In this latest (brief) video, Jenny and I present a few random clips of us talking about nothing while either stumbling over our own two feet or attempting to avoid being … Continue reading Stupid Antisocial Weekend Clips
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