Last Thursday was Thanksgiving which gave me a rare day off from work. What did I do? The normal things. I visited my dad about an hour away. The night concluded with a few episodes of Wednesday on Netflix. We’ve … Continue reading Why Every Weekend Should Have A Holiday Near It
What is the meaning of Halloween? It seems to have changed over the years. Growing up in the 1990s, it was all about the elementary school parade and the candy we’d receive from the neighbors at night with the added … Continue reading When Did Halloween Become So Lame?
When there was 100 days left in 2022, I made a list of 50 things I needed to get done before the end. Let’s see where we’re at. 1) Hire a chimney sweep to clean our chimney and maybe sing … Continue reading An Updated To-Do List Before 2022 Ends
One of the more popular programs in The Philippines is a daytime show called Regis and Imelda. It’s a spinoff of the American show Regis and Kelly which was spun off of Regis and Kathy which was a re-imagination of … Continue reading An Average Episode of It’s Showtime from an American Perspective
I used to be so clever, funny, and interested in what people thought of me. Back in our long distance relationship days, Jenny and I would share secret messages with each other on Facebook through statuses. We’d have a theme. … Continue reading Animal Facts from the Past
Okay, so that last post was a success! Nothing was published to the Facebook page. I am officially a genius. Anyway, until we figure out what to do with Two Bees in a Blog, you can head on over to … Continue reading Let Me Show You My Resurrection
Social media websites offer you a chance to interact with others and serve as a reminder to how much people suck. Continue reading Basic Rules for Running a Social Media Page
I feel like a lady whenever I think about how often I moisturize. It’s only twice a day. It’s also necessary to prevent my skin from looking like the surface of Mars or Mickey Rourke. About a year and a … Continue reading My Moisturizing Routine
Last October, Jenny and I did something we do about once a quarter: went out on a Saturday night. It’s not that we absolutely despise people. Only I do. While at the library one day, we saw a posting about … Continue reading Trivia Night Training
A long time has passed since I last wrote here. Three full seasons have come and gone and schools are no longer segregated between the obese and thin children. We’re now in 2020 and I felt the need to tell … Continue reading 2019 Was a Good Year to Grow Old
My favorite sports team is on the rise and like a really big poop, there’s no one I can really celebrate it with. Continue reading Celebrate the Bryce Harper Signing with Me in Secret
I love food. Fish Paste is not food. It’s a craft item. Continue reading Filipino Food: Stay Away from the Fish Paste
I’ve revised my resume plenty in the last year-plus. What was once a travesty is now a decent-looking summary of my working history. If my resume was an actress, it would have gone from Lena Dunham to, well, pick anyone … Continue reading An Honest Resume
The purchase of a new car can brings plenty of joy to your life, but also cause some major headaches. Continue reading Pros and Cons of Owning a Car: An Obvious List Nobody Needed to Make
This is the third winter I’ve experienced in my entire life. Since this is the season in which it takes little to no effort to feel the blues (yes, northeast winters could definitely do that to you), I find it … Continue reading Happy Pill #1: Fine-Tipped Pens
Gaining weight in the first year of marriage is common. What’s our excuse for the second year? Continue reading The First Year of Marriage is the Softest
We’re in a new year which means it’s time to blame our misfortunes on ancient Chinese symbols. I’m not smelly and fat. This is the year of the pig. We haven’t written much on Two Bees in a Blog this … Continue reading How My 2018 Went
Life is great when you can pay someone else to touch your gross body. Continue reading A Tribute to Massages
Would you work with your spouse? Let’s weigh the pros and cons of this lifestyle choice. Continue reading Would You Work with Your Spouse?
The odds finally tipped against my favor and I had to waste a Wednesday at jury duty doing nothing. Continue reading Jury Duty is Stupid and Wasted My Wednesday
Legally, my name is Timothy. Ask Jenny and she’ll tell you she prefers to call me Timmy. I’ve always been a Timmy to her. Although we now refer to each other as Bee, Boot, or other cutesy vomit-inducing pet names, … Continue reading Am I Timmy or Timothy?
Lately, I’ve been a little disconnected with the world. Other than my darling wife Jenny Bee, I don’t interact much with anyone on a real one-on-one basis. Sure, there’s the guy I get my gas from every two weeks. There’s … Continue reading Your Political Opinions Have Worn Me Down
We’re all told from a young age how important it is to be honest. I think that’s because, as humans, we’re genuinely dishonest creatures. Whether for our own personal gains or to protect those we love, there are plenty of … Continue reading Happiness is Impossible without Authenticity
A few weeks ago, Binibining Pilipinas took place in the Philippines. It’s the Super Bowl of the nation. The winner crowned in Binibining Pilipinas goes onto represent the country in the next Miss Universe. A lot of time does pass … Continue reading The Super Bowl in the Philippines is a Beauty Pageant