I used to be so clever, funny, and interested in what people thought of me. Back in our long distance relationship days, Jenny and I would share secret messages with each other on Facebook through statuses. We’d have a theme. … Continue reading Animal Facts from the Past
We started this blog a long time ago. Wow! We weren’t even living together yet. Jenny and I were on opposite sides of the world. And here we are. In the year of the lord, 2022. We live together. We … Continue reading A Long Distance Relationship Blog When You Aren’t Long Distantly Relationed Anymore
Long before Jenny and I were Whatevers*, we used to talk online about ridiculous things. One very strange day, we happened to have the same thought … Continue reading Sleep is the Enemy: An LDR Love Story
How do you do it? How do you survive a long distance relationship? There’s no clear answer. Food, water, and air certainly help. There’s more to it, though. Jenny and I can give you plenty of advice on how to … Continue reading Long Distance Relationship Advice: Don’t Take Anyone’s Advice
It might amaze some people to learn that Jenny and I weren’t always this public in regards to our relationship. During the first two years together, … Continue reading Keeping Our LDR on the DL
Over the last month, I’ve done something I haven’t done much of in the last year. I’ve actually been home alone. There were no fun booby … Continue reading Home Alone: Keeping Sane in a Long Distance Relationship
I’m not the best at looking neat. In the nicest way possible, Jenny reminds me of this. I’m not sure how she does it. Not many … Continue reading Long Distance Relationship Disadvantage: No One to Stop You From Looking Sloppy
While many people were out partying or trapped in an elevator with five strangers and one of them is a murderer, we were both at home bringing in the new year. We said goodbye to 2017 the best way we … Continue reading An Introvert’s Guide to New Year’s Eve
Last Saturday, we found out some sweet honey: we got featured in Humans of New York! Below is the exact photo and caption that was posted … Continue reading Bees of New York
I like autumn. Timmy likes autumn best, too, if I’m not mistaken. He’s an autumn baby after all. He came into this world when the air was nice and cool, and I guess it affected his personality. We’ve been together … Continue reading Autumn is a Good Time for Bees
Jenny and I make it no secret how antisocial we are. We’d tell our friends about it, but… We’ll purposefully wait the whole day before going out or get up early to avoid people. We’re not the kind of pairing … Continue reading For Three Years, Life Revolved Around Saturday Evening
This video’s title is not clickbait at all. You could click near the end to really see what I mean. But then, where’s the fun in that? Continue reading My Husband is Scary
This week marked the end of an important one-year anniversary. In April 2016, Jenny and I enjoyed two weeks together. It was spent mostly eating, but also doing a few other things as well. The one negative part of the … Continue reading Gloomy Anniversaries: Six Months is the Long Distance Relationship Limit
I’ve always wondered what it feels like to lie down on snow and make a snow angel ever since I was a kid. At 24 years old, I finally did it! And boy, it was every bit as SUPERCALIFRAGILISTIC as … Continue reading Making Your First Snow Angel is As Good As a Cheetos Party
Yes. Four days ago we ignored all the warnings and wisdom of this modern, existentialist, Trump-supporting society and did what only the conformist losers and ugly people do: we got married. And it was by far the happiest day of … Continue reading Ugly & Married: What More Could We Ask For?
By decline, I don’t only mean the reclining theater chairs. Which is kinda cool, I guess…after you finished laughing at them. Friday after Thanksgiving is special for my fiance and I. That is the time we watched our first movie together–in … Continue reading The Decline of the Movie Theater Experience
Three days ago, I met Timmy again after six months. It was different from the last times we’ve been together. Back then it ended in painful goodbyes after several days. This time, it would take several years before we have … Continue reading LDR No More
Year 1 – Year 2 – Year 3 Happy third loveaversary, Drunky McPotato O’Bee!!! Soon we will move on from that third picture. Especially since now, we’re technically on our first day in our fourth year (Philippine Time). We’ll have … Continue reading 3 Years of Bee-ing Together in Accurate AF Pictures
Three years ago today, the day known as Declaration Day began. Not to bore you with the way Jenny and I came to bee (you’re here for the poop jokes after all) let me just say it happened three years … Continue reading Three Years Ago
Many times in a long distance relationship you’d have to force yourself to be positive. Positive that you’ll see each other soon enough. That you’ll be together one day and never have to say goodbye again. It’s not easy. Back … Continue reading LDR is Freaking Hard. And I Wouldn’t Have it Any Other Way
In a couple of weeks’ time, I’m gonna rob Timmy of his glorious bachelor’s life. To do that, I’d have to move away from my family–that means, I can no longer taste Filipino food as often as I want. Unless, … Continue reading Cooking 101: Humba (Or How to Feed Your Husband-to-Bee)
Loving someone from half a world away is painful at times. True, I wouldn’t change a thing on how my relationship with Timmy evolved. I believe that falling in love with someone living more than 8000 miles away has been … Continue reading Love is Patient…Until it’s Not
It’s been 2 months and 12 days since I last saw Timmy/felt the tip of his fingertips brush against mine as he walked away from me towards the airport gates. But I am not going to write about sad, gut-wrenching … Continue reading Real Men Wear Flowers
I miss Timmy all the time. Sometimes even when we’re chatting on Facebook. The longing to be with, to touch your sweetheart gets stronger everyday. It’s like poop that is continually building, growing in size that you are just not … Continue reading Love is Hiding Together from the Rest of the World
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