Take a look around your work space. Chances are, most of the people around you have decorated their area in some format. Maybe they have pictures of their ugly kids or their dog-wife. Perhaps you work somewhere a little more … Continue reading Decorating My Office Cubicle: A Futile Endeavor
I’ve undertaken many job interviews in the past several months. Only one job truly appealed to me from a creative aspect with the others winning due to their location and strict anti-slavery stance. One of the more recent interviews I … Continue reading Casually Changing the Subject to the Philippines
Are Jenny and I soulmates? There’s only one way to tell: Reading an article online and seeing if we meet the signs. There are lots of articles like this out there. To ensure victory, I’ve selected one with only eight … Continue reading Have You Found Your Soulmate?
It might amaze some people to learn that Jenny and I weren’t always this public in regards to our relationship. During the first two years together, … Continue reading Keeping Our LDR on the DL
In the third leg of our journey exploring New Jersey, Jenny and I landed at Grounds for Sculpture in Hamilton, NJ. This is a unique outdoor museum featuring many different sculptures and other works of art. On the day we … Continue reading Exploring NJ Trip #3: Grounds for Sculpture
A bad thing happened to me last year. Even worse is how I managed it. Many nights last summer were spent on Indeed.com, Craigslist.com, and other job sites looking for something new. Heck, I can go back even further than … Continue reading A Bad Thing Happened
As Jenny wrote a few weeks ago, we planned to lose some weight this year. Like plans of mice and men, donuts and other goodies got in the way. Over the past few weeks, our dieting attempt didn’t go too … Continue reading So, How’s That New Diet Working Out For Ya?
This is one of those blog posts I regularly write about regarding the horrors of getting older. An example of this is the one about how … Continue reading But My Wife Thinks I’m Funny
Jenny and I have been married for over 14 months now. So, when it comes to timely writing, this one is like the release of the Dumb and Dumber sequel 20 years after the first. Hopefully, this isn’t as awkward … Continue reading Stupidly Following Traditions On Our Wedding Day
Is eating lunch in your car weird? It’s one of the most antisocial things you can do. It’s also a practice I’ve participated in hundreds of … Continue reading Are People Who Eat Lunch in Their Car Weird?
I think Jenny and I have matured over the last year. Before, our must-watch show was Forensic Files. We’d gather our dinner together, put on our alluring mystery program, and hope that the other didn’t have a life insurance policy … Continue reading This is Us Obsessing Over Jeopardy!
Last weekend Jenny and I went on another trip to a New Jersey landmark. Our first was to see The Deserted Village of Feltville, which you … Continue reading Marriage is About Your Spouse Embarrassing You and Not Caring
I’m going to break Han Solo’s words of advice and get cocky, kid. I have a really good marriage. I mean, life is far from perfect. … Continue reading A Good Marriage Doesn’t Solve All of Your Problems
I tried vlogging on my own the other day, hoping to give our audience a glimpse into how uneventful my day is without Jenny around. As you’ll soon see, I spend most of my time away from the sun not … Continue reading Tell Them You’re a Professional Vlogger
We spent our actual Christmas night continuing a family tradition: going out around the neighborhood to view the Christmas lights/decorations (or as we like to pretend, we were judging our town’s Christmas decor competition). Who knew the trendy Christmas decoration … Continue reading We Spent Christmas Judging Our Neighbors
Wedding rings are powerful. Until you have one, you don’t realize how much meaningful weight they carry. These circular items represent a promise to spend a … Continue reading The Power of a Wedding Ring
A lot has happened to Jenny and I over the last several months. We’ve kept quiet about it, mostly because of how busy it was. Our days were longer than they were in the first half of our time together … Continue reading Check the Blind Spot
Not long ago, Jenny became an adult by having her wisdom teeth removed. Unfortunately, it wasn’t as pleasant as the sketch she made four days after. While not recognized in all cultures as a passage into adulthood, it certainly is … Continue reading Wisdom Teeth Removal: The Nine Inch Face
I’m a pretty neurotic person. Worrying about anything–from the possibility of having an aneurysm to whether I cooked the meat well enough to whether I’m good enough to doubting the soundness of having a kid and making him/her live in the … Continue reading It’s Okay Not to be Happy
The people of the Philippines aren’t sure what they should do about the gay population. On one hand, they’re a very religious nation built primarily of Catholics. On the other softer, more manicured hand they seem to really get a … Continue reading Filipinos Don’t Know What To Do About Gay People
We didn’t watch too much television during our “Great Alaskan Journey” as Tim Magazine is calling it. Tim Magazine, by the way, is the fictional version of Time Magazine I publish inside of my head every morning. I’m always the … Continue reading Local Alaskan Television: Guns, Funny Voices, and Not Much Else
A little over a year ago, before Jenny arrived and moved in with me, I wouldn’t say I was a very vain person. I’m still not compared to most people. You should see the stains on my clothes and how … Continue reading Shallowness Has No Place in a Relationship, Long Distance or Otherwise
There’s a lot to love about Alaska. The scenery. The nature. The lack of people. One thing I didn’t enjoy was how hard it was to … Continue reading Don’t Visit Alaska Expecting to Drink Water Below 100 Degrees
Our one-year wedding anniversary is coming up. To celebrate, Jenny and I finally took our honeymoon. We’re back from it and not much tanner. Of all … Continue reading Alaska: Canada for Americans Without Passports
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