A little over a year ago, before Jenny arrived and moved in with me, I wouldn’t say I was a very vain person. I’m still
Tag: Marriage
Alaska: Canada for Americans Without Passports
Our one-year wedding anniversary is coming up. To celebrate, Jenny and I finally took our honeymoon. We’re back from it and not much tanner. Of
Long Distance Relationship Meetup Advice: Add a Day for Sleep
Traveling long distances takes a major toll on our bodies. This is especially true for anyone who has flown on a plane for 20+ hours.
Almost Michigan Bound
Three months ago Jenny and I did something crazy: we accepted a job offer in Michigan. We were given two weeks to prepare for the
Autumn is a Good Time for Bees
I like autumn. Timmy likes autumn best, too, if I’m not mistaken. He’s an autumn baby after all. He came into this world when the
Movies We Mention Literally Every Day: The Greasy Strangler
A few weeks ago, Jenny and I were sitting in a Dominos researching good, obscure movies available on Amazon streaming to watch while we shovel
The Leak
Because every day I learn more and more little things about my husband. –
Things We Don’t Have in Common: Bubblegum Flavor Fandom
I recently learned Jenny, the woman I have agreed to spend all eternity with, is not a fan of bubblegum flavored products. This could surely
Marriage Makes You Saner, At Least Through the First 8 Months
Jenny and I have been married for over eight months. I think we’ve been each other’s sanity in this half-year-plus. It’s normal for a married
For Three Years, Life Revolved Around Saturday Evening
Jenny and I make it no secret how antisocial we are. We’d tell our friends about it, but… We’ll purposefully wait the whole day before
Jenny Survived Winter: Can She Master Her First American Summer?
My darling wife managed to survive her first winter in the United States. It was a moderately friendly one with limited snow and warmer than
Did I Mention I Couldn’t Breathe During My Wedding?
Almost seven months ago I got married while gasping for air. It’s normal to get choked up at a wedding. My reason was a little
Time to Have a Baby
Look at that title. Have you ever seen something so click baity? We’re not having a baby anytime soon, as far as we know. It’s
Forensic Files: Our Current Dinner-Watching Entertainment
After a long day at work, it’s nice to come home to eat with my wife and watch disturbing tales of murder on her phone.
Movies We Literally Reference Every Day: The Lobster
Back in maybe December or so, Jenny and I were freshly newlywed and ready to take on the world. As the officiant at our wedding
Today in Bee History: Fiancée Petition Approval Day
One year ago, Jenny got an overly excited message from me on Facebook at around 10am Eastern Standard Time. Due to the time difference, her
Hair Crisis + First Popeyes Experience
Every woman has a love/hate relationship with her hair. It couldn’t just be me!!! See, every couple of months or so I get really bored
What’s With All the Running?
I’m standing on a train, riding to work on a Friday as the clouds look like a urine pack ready to explode. There’s an advertisement
On Memorial Day: Here’s More On Our First Valentine’s Day Weekend Together
I descended the testicle dropped the ball on this one. Back in February, Jenny and I got to spend our first Valentine’s Day together. The
My Husband is Scary
This video’s title is not clickbait at all. You could click near the end to really see what I mean. But then, where’s the fun
Stupid Antisocial Weekend Clips
Weekends are for one thing: getting away from people. In this latest (brief) video, Jenny and I present a few random clips of us talking
Saturday Night PARTAYY with Friends
Just because we’re married doesn’t mean we can’t still hangout with our Saturday night crew. Babies ruin friendships, not spouses! Last night, a few of
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Gloomy Anniversaries: Six Months is the Long Distance Relationship Limit
This week marked the end of an important one-year anniversary. In April 2016, Jenny and I enjoyed two weeks together. It was spent mostly eating,
