We recently broke a cardinal rule in this household. Timmy and I do not like spending stuff on non-essentials because, as we have already established time and again in this blog, we are pretty cheap people. But recently we deviated … Continue reading Something Has Changed
In part two of what could end up as an infinite series of posts, I examine another candidate for the greatest candy bar of all-time. After nominating Fast Breaks, it’s time to talk about another wonderful candy. Ready to break … Continue reading Greatest Candy of All-Time Candidate: Oreo Bar
This past weekend, we got a present. It came in the form of an annoying doorbell ring early on Saturday morning. Neither of us wanted to get up and answer it. But I have always been the more stubborn one … Continue reading Don’t Let the Kids Get All the Fun
I’m going to break Han Solo’s words of advice and get cocky, kid. I have a really good marriage. I mean, life is far from perfect. … Continue reading A Good Marriage Doesn’t Solve All of Your Problems
Manny Pacquaio is easily the most recognizable Filipino in the world. His tight leathery face and high school freshman height have not stopped him from becoming a national hero. Pacquiao’s ability to knock other men to the ground made him … Continue reading Manny Pacquiao Approves of Everything
I tried vlogging on my own the other day, hoping to give our audience a glimpse into how uneventful my day is without Jenny around. As you’ll soon see, I spend most of my time away from the sun not … Continue reading Tell Them You’re a Professional Vlogger
While many people were out partying or trapped in an elevator with five strangers and one of them is a murderer, we were both at home bringing in the new year. We said goodbye to 2017 the best way we … Continue reading An Introvert’s Guide to New Year’s Eve
We spent our actual Christmas night continuing a family tradition: going out around the neighborhood to view the Christmas lights/decorations (or as we like to pretend, we were judging our town’s Christmas decor competition). Who knew the trendy Christmas decoration … Continue reading We Spent Christmas Judging Our Neighbors
Sadly, the holiday season is officially over. We’re in a new year filled with many wonderful hopes and dreams. Before those desires are crushed by reality, re-live our Christmas gift exchange. WARNING: We mostly got each other food. And most … Continue reading Christmas Gift Exchange
Did anyone else notice how many women were sleeping with monsters in 2017? It all began with Donald and Melania on inauguration night and exploded into a year of grotesque beasts getting their rocks off with human females. Movies are … Continue reading Was 2017 the Year of Women Sleeping with Monsters?
Wedding rings are powerful. Until you have one, you don’t realize how much meaningful weight they carry. These circular items represent a promise to spend a … Continue reading The Power of a Wedding Ring
A lot has happened to Jenny and I over the last several months. We’ve kept quiet about it, mostly because of how busy it was. Our days were longer than they were in the first half of our time together … Continue reading Check the Blind Spot
Can you guess what we did as pre-celebration for Christmas? You guessed right–it involved food (of course). Continue reading Pre-Christmas Activities
Looking for a nice, healthy breakfast this holiday season? In our best Christmas elf impressions, we’d like to share one recipe we really enjoy: banana and eggs pancakes. All you need are eggs and bananas to make a healthier version … Continue reading Breakfast Recipe Vlog: Banana and Egg Pancakes
This Christmas is our second together both in person and as a married couple. That made last year an incredibly special one. However, that doesn’t mean this second Christmas needs to be the Speed 2: Cruise Control version of our … Continue reading Creating Christmas Traditions as a Married Couple
Not long ago, Jenny became an adult by having her wisdom teeth removed. Unfortunately, it wasn’t as pleasant as the sketch she made four days after. While not recognized in all cultures as a passage into adulthood, it certainly is … Continue reading Wisdom Teeth Removal: The Nine Inch Face
The people of the Philippines aren’t sure what they should do about the gay population. On one hand, they’re a very religious nation built primarily of Catholics. On the other softer, more manicured hand they seem to really get a … Continue reading Filipinos Don’t Know What To Do About Gay People
English is tough enough on my mind. In an attempt to make me burst, Jenny tested me on the Filipino language. These are all of the words I know or at least thought I did. Continue reading Learning Filipino: All the Tagalog/Visayan Words I Know
We didn’t watch too much television during our “Great Alaskan Journey” as Tim Magazine is calling it. Tim Magazine, by the way, is the fictional version of Time Magazine I publish inside of my head every morning. I’m always the … Continue reading Local Alaskan Television: Guns, Funny Voices, and Not Much Else
Among the two of us, Jenny is the bigger binge watcher. I don’t have the attention-span to focus on too many television shows for long. Frankly, I can’t concentrate on anything at all for long. I started writing this blog … Continue reading Bees Binge Watch Session: Wanted
Mondays are for crazy things. This Monday, Jenny and I decided to upgrade this blog from a free WordPress site to a premium account with a dot com domain. This place of worship is now officially twobeesinablog.com. We’ve joined the … Continue reading Mastering Your Domain
This is what happens when two big goofs can’t resist playing in the first snow of the season. Be warned: Poop jokes are involved (as usual). Continue reading Playing in the Snow
A little over a year ago, before Jenny arrived and moved in with me, I wouldn’t say I was a very vain person. I’m still not compared to most people. You should see the stains on my clothes and how … Continue reading Shallowness Has No Place in a Relationship, Long Distance or Otherwise
There’s a lot to love about Alaska. The scenery. The nature. The lack of people. One thing I didn’t enjoy was how hard it was to … Continue reading Don’t Visit Alaska Expecting to Drink Water Below 100 Degrees
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