Weekends are for one thing: getting away from people. In this latest (brief) video, Jenny and I present a few random clips of us talking about nothing while either stumbling over our own two feet or attempting to avoid being … Continue reading Stupid Antisocial Weekend Clips
Just because we’re married doesn’t mean we can’t still hangout with our Saturday night crew. Babies ruin friendships, not spouses! Last night, a few of our good friends came over to spend the evening. Needless to say, our guests did … Continue reading Saturday Night PARTAYY with Friends
This week marked the end of an important one-year anniversary. In April 2016, Jenny and I enjoyed two weeks together. It was spent mostly eating, but also doing a few other things as well. The one negative part of the … Continue reading Gloomy Anniversaries: Six Months is the Long Distance Relationship Limit
I celebrated my birthday with my wonderful husband for the second time last weekend. Yes, in an ideal world, you get an entire three-day weekend birthday celebration. Also, in an ideal world, you get to devour all your favorite food … Continue reading Cooking Filipino Food (By an American, Rather Wonderful Man)
In my younger and more Rugrats-focused years, the grossest thing I saw my parents do together was pop each other’s pimples. I only specifically recall my mom doing it to my dad’s back. If I had to guess, my mom … Continue reading The Number One Excuse to Get Married…
A few weekends ago Jenny came down with a case of LSS. According to her, this is Last Song Syndrome. It’s where you keep singing the last song you heard over and over again. I think it’s a poorly labeled condition. … Continue reading Hallelujah Moments
This is a blog post I’ve wanted to write about for a long time. Clearly I procrastinated as I’m no longer in a long distance relationship. Jenny and I are together, ready to take on the world. There’s nothing long … Continue reading Long Distance Relationship Fighting: It’s So Awkward, Don’t Bother
Trump just attacked Syria. I try not to think about it. But I do. These thoughts concerning the possibility of a third world war got me … Continue reading If I Could Go Back in Time and Talk to the Younger, Awkward-er Me
If only there is one quick way to stop it. Anyone would do it in a flash. That’s what I want to believe. Continue reading The Thing About Syria
One of Jenny’s first projects when she moved in with me was to get rid of my big bucket of coins. Something about collecting loose change … Continue reading Coin Money Versus Paper Money
The other day Jenny and I were trying to find the least populated place on the planet. You know; so we could figure out where to move. In our research we discovered our relationship might not be so unique. A … Continue reading Odds Are You Will Marry An Asian, Too
Many people fear going to the dentist. Not me. When I go to the dentist it means I have good healthcare coverage and I’ll get to say “Bubblegum!” when they ask me which flavor of that foamy stuff I’d like. … Continue reading Barbers Are My Dentists
Timmy has finally brought me to the last phase of initiation to his culture: WALMART SHOPPING. Also, if you could endure enough to stay until the last third of the video, or even just skip to that, you’d see how much … Continue reading In Which We Go to Walmart and Timmy Dances
This time Jenny and I swear we’ll stick with our diet. We’ve watched too many episodes of My 600 Pound Life to fail. All it took was one whiny woman who cries like a tea kettle going off to convince … Continue reading Dieting While Married: What’s the Point?
Yesterday was the first Valentine’s Day Jenny and I spent together. Thankfully, we got to spend the full day together because we had some adult activities we had to take care of. Our day began like most days do with … Continue reading Our First Valentine’s Day Together + a VLOG
…I could still draw them! The carrot is my second least favorite vegetable (first place goes to celery, of course!). This is something I share with … Continue reading I Don’t Like Carrots, But…
Look at that title! In the radio business, we call that a teaser! In the field of prostitution, it’s an incomplete thought. A teaser in that field is a midget whore who only lets you look and does not let … Continue reading My Favorite Thing About Being Married Is…
I’m going to write a little about moles here. Not the scary kind that works at the bank. I mean the scary kind that grows on your skin. Moles terrify me. I’m American, after all. Jenny and her Filipino brethren … Continue reading Moles: The Big Black Ones On Your Face
I am a minimalist. Normally I wouldn’t use such a popular label onto myself, but that is what would accurately describe my lifestyle right now. It … Continue reading Minimalism and Dreams
Screw Matt Damon and his purchase of a zoo. Jenny and I got something even better recently: a couch. Now with a couch in our possession, expect endless parodies of The Simpsons’ opening credits. Also, prepare for missing quarters and … Continue reading We Bought A Couch
Only a few days have passed since Jenny and I knocked the long distance out of our relationship. Since then, she has been attempting the impossible: domesticating a grown man. To her credit, she hasn’t had a nervous breakdown. I … Continue reading Can One Woman Domesticate A Grown Man?
Three days ago, I met Timmy again after six months. It was different from the last times we’ve been together. Back then it ended in painful goodbyes after several days. This time, it would take several years before we have … Continue reading LDR No More
In anticipation of Jenny’s arrival the time has come for me to do what I hate most: adult things. Damn it! After a full lifetime of barely trying at anything and being a slob I managed to fall in love … Continue reading Cleaning is Overrated
Last beekend Jenny was forced into spending more time with me than usual as I welcomed another year of feeling like a loser. Yep, it was my birthday. Like we usually do on most Saturday nights/her Sunday mornings, we watched … Continue reading Swiss Army Man is the Perfect Bee Movie
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