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The Leak

September 4, 2017 Jenny Bee

Because every day I learn more and more little things about my husband. –   Continue reading The Leak

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Marriage Makes You Saner, At Least Through the First 8 Months

August 13, 2017 Timmy Bee

Jenny and I have been married for over eight months. I think we’ve been each other’s sanity in this half-year-plus. It’s normal for a married couple to normalize each other. This is exactly what we’ve done. Where’s our damn trophy? … Continue reading Marriage Makes You Saner, At Least Through the First 8 Months

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Did I Mention I Couldn’t Breathe During My Wedding?

June 23, 2017 Timmy Bee

Almost seven months ago I got married while gasping for air. It’s normal to get choked up at a wedding. My reason was a little different. My wedding was special because it was also the first time I’ve worn a … Continue reading Did I Mention I Couldn’t Breathe During My Wedding?

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Time to Have a Baby

June 20, 2017 Timmy Bee

Look at that title. Have you ever seen something so click baity? We’re not having a baby anytime soon, as far as we know. It’s still a topic we think about and an event society pressures us into accomplishing. A … Continue reading Time to Have a Baby

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Forensic Files: Our Current Dinner-Watching Entertainment

June 18, 2017 Timmy Bee

After a long day at work, it’s nice to come home to eat with my wife and watch disturbing tales of murder on her phone. This is the current tradition Jenny and I have each weekday. Usually when I arrive … Continue reading Forensic Files: Our Current Dinner-Watching Entertainment

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Movies We Literally Reference Every Day: The Lobster

June 17, 2017 Timmy Bee

Back in maybe December or so, Jenny and I were freshly newlywed and ready to take on the world. As the officiant at our wedding put it, we could dream big dreams. So, shortly after we were wed, we starting … Continue reading Movies We Literally Reference Every Day: The Lobster

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Today in Bee History: Fiancée Petition Approval Day

June 15, 2017 Timmy Bee

One year ago, Jenny got an overly excited message from me on Facebook at around 10am Eastern Standard Time. Due to the time difference, her message arrived sometime around 10pm Tropic As Fuck Time. Despite the hot weather and dark … Continue reading Today in Bee History: Fiancée Petition Approval Day

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Gross Married Couple Spend Weekend Together

June 15, 2017December 11, 2017 Timmy Bee

Have you ever wondered what a gross married couple does on their weekends? If so, get ready to have your mind blown with this video. Continue reading Gross Married Couple Spend Weekend Together

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Hair Crisis + First Popeyes Experience

May 31, 2017December 11, 2017 Jenny Bee

Every woman has a love/hate relationship with her hair. It couldn’t just be me!!! See, every couple of months or so I get really bored with my hair. That means, every couple of months or so I am at really … Continue reading Hair Crisis + First Popeyes Experience

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On Memorial Day: Here’s More On Our First Valentine’s Day Weekend Together

May 29, 2017 Timmy Bee

I descended the testicle dropped the ball on this one. Back in February, Jenny and I got to spend our first Valentine’s Day together. The weekend was filled with food and we actually never fully shared just how much we … Continue reading On Memorial Day: Here’s More On Our First Valentine’s Day Weekend Together

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Saturday Night PARTAYY with Friends

April 30, 2017 Timmy Bee

Just because we’re married doesn’t mean we can’t still hangout with our Saturday night crew. Babies ruin friendships, not spouses! Last night, a few of our good friends came over to spend the evening. Needless to say, our guests did … Continue reading Saturday Night PARTAYY with Friends

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Cooking Filipino Food (By an American, Rather Wonderful Man)

April 27, 2017April 27, 2017 Jenny Bee

I celebrated my birthday with my wonderful husband for the second time last weekend. Yes, in an ideal world, you get an entire three-day weekend birthday celebration. Also, in an ideal world, you get to devour all your favorite food … Continue reading Cooking Filipino Food (By an American, Rather Wonderful Man)

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The Number One Excuse to Get Married…

April 25, 2017 Timmy Bee

In my younger and more Rugrats-focused years, the grossest thing I saw my parents do together was pop each other’s pimples. I only specifically recall my mom doing it to my dad’s back. If I had to guess, my mom … Continue reading The Number One Excuse to Get Married…

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Laundry Day Separates the Men From the Women

April 18, 2017 Timmy Bee

Laundry day is the worst one for Jenny and I. Now that summer is approaching we’ll have to celebrate it more since it’s a lot more difficult to get away with wearing the same clothes every day. Unless we become … Continue reading Laundry Day Separates the Men From the Women

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Thrifting at NYC

April 17, 2017April 17, 2017 Jenny Bee

I try to only keep clothes I either truly need or love, that’s why I have a relatively small wardrobe for a female of our specie. As the weather was starting to get warmer, I realized I don’t have jackets for spring. … Continue reading Thrifting at NYC

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First Circus Experience (Ringling Brothers)

March 28, 2017December 11, 2017 Jenny Bee

Timmy’s Christmas present for me last year was a ticket to my first ever circus experience (he’s amazing like that). The event happened on the second weekend of this month and of course I just posted this now because “see previous post” . … Continue reading First Circus Experience (Ringling Brothers)

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First Hockey Game

March 28, 2017December 11, 2017 Jenny Bee

We got hockey tickets from our ever-sexy Papa Bee for our wedding gift. The game happened back on the first weekend of March. I just uploaded this now because I’m not a very good blogger and this sort of went out … Continue reading First Hockey Game

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“Who Farted? It Wasn’t Me!”

March 25, 2017 Jenny Bee

Timmy and I have a lot in common. One of these attributes (special powers?) involves the ability to make fantastic farts. Allow me to explain. Loud farts are always funny; whether it’s from you or not, it’s always something you could make … Continue reading “Who Farted? It Wasn’t Me!”

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In Which We Go to Walmart and Timmy Dances

March 7, 2017December 11, 2017 Jenny Bee

Timmy has finally brought me to the last phase of initiation to his culture: WALMART SHOPPING. Also, if you could endure enough to stay until the last third of the video, or even just skip to that, you’d see how much … Continue reading In Which We Go to Walmart and Timmy Dances

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Dieting While Married: What’s the Point?

February 28, 2017February 28, 2017 Timmy Bee

This time Jenny and I swear we’ll stick with our diet. We’ve watched too many episodes of My 600 Pound Life to fail. All it took was one whiny woman who cries like a tea kettle going off to convince … Continue reading Dieting While Married: What’s the Point?

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Cooking Rice

February 17, 2017April 17, 2017 Jenny Bee

This is only partly fiction. Continue reading Cooking Rice

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How to Cook Fried Chicken Like an Amateur (13 EASY Steps)

February 8, 2017February 8, 2017 Jenny Bee

Last Saturday, Timmy and I decided we’d cook one extra day for our traditional Weekend Cooking (usually it’s only during Sundays). This means we actually get … Continue reading How to Cook Fried Chicken Like an Amateur (13 EASY Steps)

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Sick and Married: Reason Number One to Make Soup

February 7, 2017 Timmy Bee

It’s cold season and I don’t just mean the heart of our president. People are catching the flu from unprotected sex and sharing chewing gum with strangers. I was recently a victim of such a cold which left me pretty … Continue reading Sick and Married: Reason Number One to Make Soup

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My Favorite Thing About Being Married Is…

February 3, 2017 Timmy Bee

Look at that title! In the radio business, we call that a teaser! In the field of prostitution, it’s an incomplete thought. A teaser in that field is a midget whore who only lets you look and does not let … Continue reading My Favorite Thing About Being Married Is…

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