I descended the testicle dropped the ball on this one. Back in February, Jenny and I got to spend our first Valentine’s Day together. The weekend was filled with food and we actually never fully shared just how much we … Continue reading On Memorial Day: Here’s More On Our First Valentine’s Day Weekend Together
The term long distance relationship is rather vague. I hear some people complaining about walking ten blocks or suggesting an item on the floor is too far away to pick up. So, for them, to date another person on the … Continue reading Long Distance Relationship Warning: Prepare to Lose Sleep
This video’s title is not clickbait at all. You could click near the end to really see what I mean. But then, where’s the fun in that? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4hOhXdxy_wk Continue reading My Husband is Scary
Timmy’s dad frequently teased him that he lost his edge when he started to become happy. That is, when we started being in a relationship. In his defense, we used to be so much darker. Or at least had no … Continue reading Is Happiness Bad?
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I celebrated my birthday with my wonderful husband for the second time last weekend. Yes, in an ideal world, you get an entire three-day weekend birthday celebration. Also, in an ideal world, you get to devour all your favorite food … Continue reading Cooking Filipino Food (By an American, Rather Wonderful Man)
Long distance relationships don’t come with many benefits. It’s like my work offering a one-percent 401K match. It’s a kind gesture, but would take a couple thousand years to earn anything substantial in the retirement fund. One benefit in a … Continue reading Benefit of a Long Distance Relationship: It’s All Yours
Laundry day is the worst one for Jenny and I. Now that summer is approaching we’ll have to celebrate it more since it’s a lot more difficult to get away with wearing the same clothes every day. Unless we become … Continue reading Laundry Day Separates the Men From the Women
I try to only keep clothes I either truly need or love, that’s why I have a relatively small wardrobe for a female of our specie. As the weather was starting to get warmer, I realized I don’t have jackets for spring. … Continue reading Thrifting at NYC
A few weekends ago Jenny came down with a case of LSS. According to her, this is Last Song Syndrome. It’s where you keep singing the last song you heard over and over again. I think it’s a poorly labeled condition. … Continue reading Hallelujah Moments
Timmy and I decided last night–after binging on chocolates–that we should publish new art/comics every Fridays. Hopefully we’d be able to follow this new “rule”. So … Continue reading How to Cover Your Farts
This is a blog post I’ve wanted to write about for a long time. Clearly I procrastinated as I’m no longer in a long distance relationship. Jenny and I are together, ready to take on the world. There’s nothing long … Continue reading Long Distance Relationship Fighting: It’s So Awkward, Don’t Bother
Trump just attacked Syria. I try not to think about it. But I do. These thoughts concerning the possibility of a third world war got me … Continue reading If I Could Go Back in Time and Talk to the Younger, Awkward-er Me
If only there is one quick way to stop it. Anyone would do it in a flash. That’s what I want to believe. Continue reading The Thing About Syria
Timmy’s Christmas present for me last year was a ticket to my first ever circus experience (he’s amazing like that). The event happened on the second weekend of this month and of course I just posted this now because “see previous post” . … Continue reading First Circus Experience (Ringling Brothers)
We got hockey tickets from our ever-sexy Papa Bee for our wedding gift. The game happened back on the first weekend of March. I just uploaded this now because I’m not a very good blogger and this sort of went out … Continue reading First Hockey Game
Timmy and I have a lot in common. One of these attributes (special powers?) involves the ability to make fantastic farts. Allow me to explain. Loud farts are always funny; whether it’s from you or not, it’s always something you could make … Continue reading “Who Farted? It Wasn’t Me!”
Timmy has finally brought me to the last phase of initiation to his culture: WALMART SHOPPING. Also, if you could endure enough to stay until the last third of the video, or even just skip to that, you’d see how much … Continue reading In Which We Go to Walmart and Timmy Dances
This time Jenny and I swear we’ll stick with our diet. We’ve watched too many episodes of My 600 Pound Life to fail. All it took was one whiny woman who cries like a tea kettle going off to convince … Continue reading Dieting While Married: What’s the Point?
Already, you have hopefully read the tale of the first snowman Jenny and I built together. Thanks to several unusually warm winter days he is dead now. All of our hard work to bring a monster into this world for nothing. … Continue reading How to Build a Snowman Online Tutorial for the Illiterate
This is only partly fiction. Continue reading Cooking Rice
Yesterday was the first Valentine’s Day Jenny and I spent together. Thankfully, we got to spend the full day together because we had some adult activities we had to take care of. Our day began like most days do with … Continue reading Our First Valentine’s Day Together + a VLOG
Our cooking skills aren’t the best. But this hasn’t stopped Jenny and I from regularly going into the kitchen for more than a snack. As part of our weekly cooking tradition, Jenny and I recently made omelettes. The result did … Continue reading How to Make Delicious Omelettes….Dum Dum Dum Dum [Music Note]
Timmy and I are forming up our dream team. It might take years–all the sumo wrestlers still have active contracts. We’ll see. Continue reading Squad Goals
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