A few weekends ago Jenny came down with a case of LSS. According to her, this is Last Song Syndrome. It’s where you keep singing the last song you heard over and over again. I think it’s a poorly labeled condition. … Continue reading Hallelujah Moments
One movie Jenny and I recently watched was Pete’s Dragon. It’s the story of Tarzan taking place in the Northwestern United States. Instead of apes, the lost boy in the wilderness is raised by a giant dragon. It’s the familiar … Continue reading Pete’s Dragon Review: Surely That Monster Ate People in the Deleted Scenes
This is a blog post I’ve wanted to write about for a long time. Clearly I procrastinated as I’m no longer in a long distance relationship. Jenny and I are together, ready to take on the world. There’s nothing long … Continue reading Long Distance Relationship Fighting: It’s So Awkward, Don’t Bother
One of Jenny’s first projects when she moved in with me was to get rid of my big bucket of coins. Something about collecting loose change … Continue reading Coin Money Versus Paper Money
I’m going to just categorize this in our Bee Movies section since it’s pretty pointless to create a whole new one for TV shows. Jenny and I are hoping to write a few (or vlog ’em) more movie reviews as … Continue reading The OA Review – Five Things We Liked or Didn’t Like
I attended my first job fair recently and I’d like to share with you all the ten most important things I learned from it. One: Dressing business casual means dressing uncomfortably overdressed On the poorly printed out admission “this is … Continue reading Ten Lessons From My First Job Fair
The other day Jenny and I were trying to find the least populated place on the planet. You know; so we could figure out where to move. In our research we discovered our relationship might not be so unique. A … Continue reading Odds Are You Will Marry An Asian, Too
Recently, Jenny and I took a trip to a local Filipino supermarket and restaurant. We talked about the food we ate and informed the world about one big cultural difference: what Americans and Filipinos call dirty jokes. Continue reading Our Big Fat Filipino Weekend
Many people fear going to the dentist. Not me. When I go to the dentist it means I have good healthcare coverage and I’ll get to say “Bubblegum!” when they ask me which flavor of that foamy stuff I’d like. … Continue reading Barbers Are My Dentists
Filipinos have many of the same flavors as we do in the US. Chocolate is common in the Philippines as are many other classics. I’m pretty sure North Korea is the only place without chocolate. As far as ice cream … Continue reading Filipino Flavors: What’s an Ube?
This time Jenny and I swear we’ll stick with our diet. We’ve watched too many episodes of My 600 Pound Life to fail. All it took was one whiny woman who cries like a tea kettle going off to convince … Continue reading Dieting While Married: What’s the Point?
Already, you have hopefully read the tale of the first snowman Jenny and I built together. Thanks to several unusually warm winter days he is dead now. All of our hard work to bring a monster into this world for nothing. … Continue reading How to Build a Snowman Online Tutorial for the Illiterate
Yesterday was the first Valentine’s Day Jenny and I spent together. Thankfully, we got to spend the full day together because we had some adult activities we had to take care of. Our day began like most days do with … Continue reading Our First Valentine’s Day Together + a VLOG
Our cooking skills aren’t the best. But this hasn’t stopped Jenny and I from regularly going into the kitchen for more than a snack. As part of our weekly cooking tradition, Jenny and I recently made omelettes. The result did … Continue reading How to Make Delicious Omelettes….Dum Dum Dum Dum [Music Note]
The first big snowstorm arrived in our parts this past Thursday. As usual, people panicked and bought up all of the milk, eggs, and brought at the grocery store as they huddled indoors sharpening their spears for the impending 12 … Continue reading In the Meadow We Can Build a Pathetic Snowman
It’s cold season and I don’t just mean the heart of our president. People are catching the flu from unprotected sex and sharing chewing gum with strangers. I was recently a victim of such a cold which left me pretty … Continue reading Sick and Married: Reason Number One to Make Soup
Look at that title! In the radio business, we call that a teaser! In the field of prostitution, it’s an incomplete thought. A teaser in that field is a midget whore who only lets you look and does not let … Continue reading My Favorite Thing About Being Married Is…
I’m going to write a little about moles here. Not the scary kind that works at the bank. I mean the scary kind that grows on your skin. Moles terrify me. I’m American, after all. Jenny and her Filipino brethren … Continue reading Moles: The Big Black Ones On Your Face
Jenny and I recently did a very adult thing. We started a joint bank account. Then, we learned the bank couldn’t add her in. Luckily we did add her to my existing account rather easily after an hour of the … Continue reading Marriage Requirement: A Joint Bank Account
Public transportation has a bad reputation in the United States. Those who often use it are at the lowest levels of society. They are the people who work tirelessly to ensure society functions. These are the men you see at … Continue reading Welcome to America! Stay Safe on Our Public Transportation
We write a lot of toilet humor jokes on this blog. It’s not really a comedy blog either or a support group for those with IBS. Two Bees in a Blog is about our relationship which went from long distance … Continue reading Understanding Toilet Humor
Screw Matt Damon and his purchase of a zoo. Jenny and I got something even better recently: a couch. Now with a couch in our possession, expect endless parodies of The Simpsons’ opening credits. Also, prepare for missing quarters and … Continue reading We Bought A Couch
One of the first things Jenny and I did when she arrived in the US, after embracing each other and peeing at the airport twice, was make mango float. I can’t even remember which weekend we did this; if it … Continue reading How To Make Mango Float: The White Person Way
For the most part Jenny and I knew everything there was to know about each other. We’re pretty open about our insecurities, loves, and when we poop. One thing we haven’t seen yet is each other’s poop. Jenny has seen … Continue reading Marriage Opens the Door to Finding Out You’re Weird
TWO BEES in a BLOG 