We got hockey tickets from our ever-sexy Papa Bee for our wedding gift. The game happened back on the first weekend of March. I just uploaded this now because I’m not a very good blogger and this sort of went out … Continue reading First Hockey Game
I attended my first job fair recently and I’d like to share with you all the ten most important things I learned from it. One: Dressing business casual means dressing uncomfortably overdressed On the poorly printed out admission “this is … Continue reading Ten Lessons From My First Job Fair
Timmy and I have a lot in common. One of these attributes (special powers?) involves the ability to make fantastic farts. Allow me to explain. Loud farts are always funny; whether it’s from you or not, it’s always something you could make … Continue reading “Who Farted? It Wasn’t Me!”
The other day Jenny and I were trying to find the least populated place on the planet. You know; so we could figure out where to move. In our research we discovered our relationship might not be so unique. A … Continue reading Odds Are You Will Marry An Asian, Too
Weeks ago, Timmy and I had to travel some place that required four train rides, back and forth. We had a lot of time to kill … Continue reading My Friend Under the Edge of the Platform
Recently, Jenny and I took a trip to a local Filipino supermarket and restaurant. We talked about the food we ate and informed the world about one big cultural difference: what Americans and Filipinos call dirty jokes. Continue reading Our Big Fat Filipino Weekend
Many people fear going to the dentist. Not me. When I go to the dentist it means I have good healthcare coverage and I’ll get to say “Bubblegum!” when they ask me which flavor of that foamy stuff I’d like. … Continue reading Barbers Are My Dentists
Timmy has finally brought me to the last phase of initiation to his culture: WALMART SHOPPING. Also, if you could endure enough to stay until the last third of the video, or even just skip to that, you’d see how much … Continue reading In Which We Go to Walmart and Timmy Dances
Filipinos have many of the same flavors as we do in the US. Chocolate is common in the Philippines as are many other classics. I’m pretty sure North Korea is the only place without chocolate. As far as ice cream … Continue reading Filipino Flavors: What’s an Ube?
This time Jenny and I swear we’ll stick with our diet. We’ve watched too many episodes of My 600 Pound Life to fail. All it took was one whiny woman who cries like a tea kettle going off to convince … Continue reading Dieting While Married: What’s the Point?
Already, you have hopefully read the tale of the first snowman Jenny and I built together. Thanks to several unusually warm winter days he is dead now. All of our hard work to bring a monster into this world for nothing. … Continue reading How to Build a Snowman Online Tutorial for the Illiterate
This is only partly fiction. Continue reading Cooking Rice
Yesterday was the first Valentine’s Day Jenny and I spent together. Thankfully, we got to spend the full day together because we had some adult activities we had to take care of. Our day began like most days do with … Continue reading Our First Valentine’s Day Together + a VLOG
…I could still draw them! The carrot is my second least favorite vegetable (first place goes to celery, of course!). This is something I share with … Continue reading I Don’t Like Carrots, But…
Our cooking skills aren’t the best. But this hasn’t stopped Jenny and I from regularly going into the kitchen for more than a snack. As part of our weekly cooking tradition, Jenny and I recently made omelettes. The result did … Continue reading How to Make Delicious Omelettes….Dum Dum Dum Dum [Music Note]
Timmy and I are forming up our dream team. It might take years–all the sumo wrestlers still have active contracts. We’ll see. Continue reading Squad Goals
The first big snowstorm arrived in our parts this past Thursday. As usual, people panicked and bought up all of the milk, eggs, and brought at the grocery store as they huddled indoors sharpening their spears for the impending 12 … Continue reading In the Meadow We Can Build a Pathetic Snowman
Last Saturday, Timmy and I decided we’d cook one extra day for our traditional Weekend Cooking (usually it’s only during Sundays). This means we actually get … Continue reading How to Cook Fried Chicken Like an Amateur (13 EASY Steps)
It’s cold season and I don’t just mean the heart of our president. People are catching the flu from unprotected sex and sharing chewing gum with strangers. I was recently a victim of such a cold which left me pretty … Continue reading Sick and Married: Reason Number One to Make Soup
It feels like it’s so much to ask. Continue reading Dystopian Probability
Look at that title! In the radio business, we call that a teaser! In the field of prostitution, it’s an incomplete thought. A teaser in that field is a midget whore who only lets you look and does not let … Continue reading My Favorite Thing About Being Married Is…
I’ve always wondered what it feels like to lie down on snow and make a snow angel ever since I was a kid. At 24 years old, I finally did it! And boy, it was every bit as SUPERCALIFRAGILISTIC as … Continue reading Making Your First Snow Angel is As Good As a Cheetos Party
I’m going to write a little about moles here. Not the scary kind that works at the bank. I mean the scary kind that grows on your skin. Moles terrify me. I’m American, after all. Jenny and her Filipino brethren … Continue reading Moles: The Big Black Ones On Your Face
Jenny and I recently did a very adult thing. We started a joint bank account. Then, we learned the bank couldn’t add her in. Luckily we did add her to my existing account rather easily after an hour of the … Continue reading Marriage Requirement: A Joint Bank Account
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