I could swear–riding roller coasters and other thrill rides used to seem the most fantastic idea to me. I think when you’re a kid, you’re more open to acts where you risk losing a limb or two. When you’re older … Continue reading A Day at Six Flags Great Adventure (Minus the Vomiting Shots)
Last night, Timmy and I watched the 100th in the list of movies we watched together. That may seem a lot of movies, but since we belong to the couch potatoes, “Netflix-and-chill piggy” generation, that number doesn’t really seem so high. … Continue reading Do Not Have Sex with an Erumpent (A Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them Non-Review)
Every woman has a love/hate relationship with her hair. It couldn’t just be me!!! See, every couple of months or so I get really bored with my hair. That means, every couple of months or so I am at really … Continue reading Hair Crisis + First Popeyes Experience
We have new designs available at Redbubble. Check ’em out: *Banged* *Do You Like Being Human?” “Break a Leg” More designs could be found at the shop. Stay tuned! :3 Continue reading Designs of the Week: Banged, Do You Like Being Human, Break a Leg
This video’s title is not clickbait at all. You could click near the end to really see what I mean. But then, where’s the fun in that? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4hOhXdxy_wk Continue reading My Husband is Scary
Timmy’s dad frequently teased him that he lost his edge when he started to become happy. That is, when we started being in a relationship. In his defense, we used to be so much darker. Or at least had no … Continue reading Is Happiness Bad?
20% OFF + FREE shipping (WORLDWIDE) in our Society6 shop until midnight today, pacific time! 😄 You can visit the shop at https://society6.com/twobees 😅 Continue reading 20% OFF + FREE Shipping on Everything at our Society6 Shop
Happy Friday! Unfortunately, the happiness is not permanent. Eventually, a big scary something will come and eat you up. Run as fast as you can from the terror. The horror. The beginning of the work week. Continue reading Why We’re So Depressed on Sunday Nights
I celebrated my birthday with my wonderful husband for the second time last weekend. Yes, in an ideal world, you get an entire three-day weekend birthday celebration. Also, in an ideal world, you get to devour all your favorite food … Continue reading Cooking Filipino Food (By an American, Rather Wonderful Man)
We have a new “wholesome” (yes, it’s safe for the kids) design available called “Going in Circles”. You can get it as: Art Print Wall Clock … Continue reading Going in Circles
Got busy finishing the entire season of One Punch Man today that we forgot to publish this “on time”. Still, for our generous wonderful planet… Continue reading happy bEARTHday
Comic Fridays presents “Classic Enemies”. Continue reading Classic Enemies
Looking to buy something special for your favorite loved one? Or maybe there’s some generic person in your life you’re obligated to present a gift to. If this sounds like you, we encourage a visit to the Two Bees Merchandise … Continue reading Two Bees Merchandise: Now Available
I try to only keep clothes I either truly need or love, that’s why I have a relatively small wardrobe for a female of our specie. As the weather was starting to get warmer, I realized I don’t have jackets for spring. … Continue reading Thrifting at NYC
Many days in a week, Timmy and I attack our local Rite Aids to get our fuzzy wuh-wuh (fizzy water) and, “occasionally”, little bags of happiness (chocolates) when the cravings become unbearable. Recently we noticed something rather odd with the … Continue reading Everybody Has a Thing Between Their Legs These Days
Timmy and I decided last night–after binging on chocolates–that we should publish new art/comics every Fridays. Hopefully we’d be able to follow this new “rule”. So … Continue reading How to Cover Your Farts
Trump just attacked Syria. I try not to think about it. But I do. These thoughts concerning the possibility of a third world war got me … Continue reading If I Could Go Back in Time and Talk to the Younger, Awkward-er Me
If only there is one quick way to stop it. Anyone would do it in a flash. That’s what I want to believe. Continue reading The Thing About Syria
Timmy’s Christmas present for me last year was a ticket to my first ever circus experience (he’s amazing like that). The event happened on the second weekend of this month and of course I just posted this now because “see previous post” . … Continue reading First Circus Experience (Ringling Brothers)
We got hockey tickets from our ever-sexy Papa Bee for our wedding gift. The game happened back on the first weekend of March. I just uploaded this now because I’m not a very good blogger and this sort of went out … Continue reading First Hockey Game
Timmy and I have a lot in common. One of these attributes (special powers?) involves the ability to make fantastic farts. Allow me to explain. Loud farts are always funny; whether it’s from you or not, it’s always something you could make … Continue reading “Who Farted? It Wasn’t Me!”
Weeks ago, Timmy and I had to travel some place that required four train rides, back and forth. We had a lot of time to kill … Continue reading My Friend Under the Edge of the Platform
Timmy has finally brought me to the last phase of initiation to his culture: WALMART SHOPPING. Also, if you could endure enough to stay until the last third of the video, or even just skip to that, you’d see how much … Continue reading In Which We Go to Walmart and Timmy Dances
This is only partly fiction. Continue reading Cooking Rice
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