Just because we’re married doesn’t mean we can’t still hangout with our Saturday night crew. Babies ruin friendships, not spouses! Last night, a few of our good friends came over to spend the evening. Needless to say, our guests did … Continue reading Saturday Night PARTAYY with Friends
Comic Fridays presents “Classic Enemies”. Continue reading Classic Enemies
Looking to buy something special for your favorite loved one? Or maybe there’s some generic person in your life you’re obligated to present a gift to. If this sounds like you, we encourage a visit to the Two Bees Merchandise … Continue reading Two Bees Merchandise: Now Available
Many days in a week, Timmy and I attack our local Rite Aids to get our fuzzy wuh-wuh (fizzy water) and, “occasionally”, little bags of happiness (chocolates) when the cravings become unbearable. Recently we noticed something rather odd with the … Continue reading Everybody Has a Thing Between Their Legs These Days
I attended my first job fair recently and I’d like to share with you all the ten most important things I learned from it. One: Dressing business casual means dressing uncomfortably overdressed On the poorly printed out admission “this is … Continue reading Ten Lessons From My First Job Fair
Timmy and I have a lot in common. One of these attributes (special powers?) involves the ability to make fantastic farts. Allow me to explain. Loud farts are always funny; whether it’s from you or not, it’s always something you could make … Continue reading “Who Farted? It Wasn’t Me!”
Many people fear going to the dentist. Not me. When I go to the dentist it means I have good healthcare coverage and I’ll get to say “Bubblegum!” when they ask me which flavor of that foamy stuff I’d like. … Continue reading Barbers Are My Dentists
Filipinos have many of the same flavors as we do in the US. Chocolate is common in the Philippines as are many other classics. I’m pretty sure North Korea is the only place without chocolate. As far as ice cream … Continue reading Filipino Flavors: What’s an Ube?
Look at that title! In the radio business, we call that a teaser! In the field of prostitution, it’s an incomplete thought. A teaser in that field is a midget whore who only lets you look and does not let … Continue reading My Favorite Thing About Being Married Is…
We write a lot of toilet humor jokes on this blog. It’s not really a comedy blog either or a support group for those with IBS. Two Bees in a Blog is about our relationship which went from long distance … Continue reading Understanding Toilet Humor
When was the time you laughed the hardest? I’m guessing you were standing in front of a mirror naked, you monster. Seriously. You call that a human body? For me, the hardest genuine laugh I ever had was with Jenny … Continue reading The Hardest I Have Ever Laughed
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