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Marriage Opens the Door to Finding Out You’re Weird

December 10, 2016December 10, 2016 Timmy Bee

For the most part Jenny and I knew everything there was to know about each other. We’re pretty open about our insecurities, loves, and when we poop. One thing we haven’t seen yet is each other’s poop. Jenny has seen … Continue reading Marriage Opens the Door to Finding Out You’re Weird

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Learn to Appreciate the Small Stuff: Like Dying Leaves and Midgets

November 30, 2016 Timmy Bee

Already Jenny has spent more time in the US than I did in the Philippines. She has a better grasp of cultural norms here, which include shoving people on the train platform for seats and spending far too much money … Continue reading Learn to Appreciate the Small Stuff: Like Dying Leaves and Midgets

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Sidewalks in the Philippines: A Myth

November 21, 2016November 21, 2016 Jenny Bee

I’m talking about “real” sidewalks where you could actually walk without fearing for your safety. In the Philippines, there’s all forms of public transportation for very short up to the very long distances. From the trisikad (cycle rickshaw) that could transfer you … Continue reading Sidewalks in the Philippines: A Myth

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Fall is FreezingAF for Someone from the Tropics

November 17, 2016March 6, 2017 Jenny Bee

I still haven’t gotten used to the cold autumn weather. Everyday is just freaking cold to me, no matter what time of the day. When I arrived here at almost midnight on halloween, Timmy said it’s actually nice out for him. … Continue reading Fall is FreezingAF for Someone from the Tropics

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Kenny Rogers Has a Popular Restaurant in the Philippines Yet None in the US

October 26, 2016 Timmy Bee

Kenny Rogers of Jackass fame… Not, but really…Kenny Rogers, the musician who is as American as voting for Donald Trump while giving a bald eagle a blow job, has a popular restaurant in the Philippines. It’s called Kenny Rogers Roasters. … Continue reading Kenny Rogers Has a Popular Restaurant in the Philippines Yet None in the US

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Privacy in Filipino Bathrooms vs. American Bathrooms

August 10, 2016 Timmy Bee

A quick observation I’ve made during both of my trips to the Philippines: the bathrooms are different. I won’t even get into the tabos. I’ll save that for Jenny to explain sometime. Instead, let me briefly explain about the difference … Continue reading Privacy in Filipino Bathrooms vs. American Bathrooms

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A Review of Jeepneys from an American

June 27, 2016 Timmy Bee

In the Philippines one of the main forms of transportation is the jeepney. Basically, it’s like a jeep and a person’s knee mated; as the name suggests. Then the offspring looks like a jeep, but it’s the size of a … Continue reading A Review of Jeepneys from an American

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What It’s Really Like to Ice Skate for the First Time

June 8, 2016June 9, 2016 Jenny Bee

If there is one thing Timmy is way better than I am at (except buffets), that is ice skating. During beecation last April, he showed me how it was possible to glide across the ice without injuring someone/dislocating a little … Continue reading What It’s Really Like to Ice Skate for the First Time

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Experiencing Racism in the Philippines

May 29, 2016 Timmy Bee

Blue eyes, blonde hair, and skin as white as snow was the way I arrived into this world. Of course, this came after the blood was wiped from my body. My eyes have since grayed, hair has darkened, and skin … Continue reading Experiencing Racism in the Philippines

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So What Do You Do for a Living?

May 20, 2016 Timmy Bee

The question most people will ask when they’re trying to get to know you and you’re all adults is what you do for a living. Unless it’s competitive gambler or mall Santa, the response is usually pretty lame. Let’s face … Continue reading So What Do You Do for a Living?

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Three Things I Look Like to Filipinos

May 8, 2016 Timmy Bee

Not too many white people visit the Philippines. At least, not too many people leave white. Most humans have a skin tone that’ll either tan or turn red when under the Filipino sun, which I have heard is actually the … Continue reading Three Things I Look Like to Filipinos

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Show Me Your Puso: Rice is Close to the Hearts of All Filipinos

May 5, 2016May 5, 2016 Timmy Bee

Puso is the Visayan word for rice. Puso is also the Tagalog word for heart. Jenny Bee speaks Visayan, an off-branch of the Filipino language. I guess it’s basically the English equivalent of Jive or just mumbling everything you say. … Continue reading Show Me Your Puso: Rice is Close to the Hearts of All Filipinos

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Airport Musings Turd Butt Poop (A Love Story)

April 28, 2016April 28, 2016 Jenny Bee

(Timmy: You could write a preface, too. Write “This is what Timmy Bee and Jenny Bee wrote at the airport…” Jenny: *Death Stare*) P.S. But really, what Timmy said above. They entered the airport and found the most convenient, closest … Continue reading Airport Musings Turd Butt Poop (A Love Story)

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Old People Get Their Own Line for Taxis in the Philippines

February 8, 2016 Timmy Bee

The other day I was in line. It doesn’t matter where or what brand of rubber fist I was buying. The point is I was reminded of a major cultural difference between the United States and the Philippines I experienced … Continue reading Old People Get Their Own Line for Taxis in the Philippines

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Asian Medicine Doesn’t Realize White People are Hairy

February 7, 2016June 16, 2017 Timmy Bee

Jenny made a comment a few weeks ago about the state of the hair on my body. It was one of those statements someone makes where it was completely innocent yet if said the wrong way to a sensitive person … Continue reading Asian Medicine Doesn’t Realize White People are Hairy

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Filipinos Appreciate the Practicality of Motorcycles, Americans Love Gas Guzzling Minivans

January 30, 2016 Timmy Bee

Transportation in the Philippines is significantly different than it is in the US. Most notably, an hour long cab ride is about the equivalent of six bucks over there. You can hardly get lunch in New York City for this … Continue reading Filipinos Appreciate the Practicality of Motorcycles, Americans Love Gas Guzzling Minivans

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I Almost Died in the Philippines Then I Had to Poop

January 25, 2016 Timmy Bee

Jenny doesn’t know this, but I came really close to dying when I visited her in October. Something I didn’t know about Filipinos is they love bones in their meats or at least they are too lazy to remove them. … Continue reading I Almost Died in the Philippines Then I Had to Poop

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Yes, My Filipino Fiancée Speaks and Understands English

January 22, 2016January 22, 2016 Timmy Bee

The same way Jenny has to deal with people thinking I’m some rich old white man I am burdened with people assuming she is a step above a mail order bride. Because the Philippines isn’t a nation Americans typically know … Continue reading Yes, My Filipino Fiancée Speaks and Understands English

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People in the Philippines Aren’t Shocked to See You in Your Underwear

January 15, 2016 Timmy Bee

In the Philippines, because it’s so hot and they aren’t a country created by Puritans who hanged women for knowing how to write, people are not shocked to see you in your underwear. Not many people saw me in mine. … Continue reading People in the Philippines Aren’t Shocked to See You in Your Underwear

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And I Said, What About Breakfast in the Philippines?

January 14, 2016 Timmy Bee

Jenny and I are not your typical couple. As you may have noticed by browsing around briefly, we’re continents and oceans apart. People will say to me “it must be tough, all of that distance between you two.” Whenever they … Continue reading And I Said, What About Breakfast in the Philippines?

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Lechon a.k.a. Roasted Pig/King of all Filipino Foods

January 10, 2016January 10, 2016 Jenny Bee

You’re not a real Filipino if you don’t recognize what a lechon is. Even those who don’t eat it because of religious beliefs know how popular it is in the Philippines. For every celebration–birthdays, weddings, fiestas, Christmas, you name it–the … Continue reading Lechon a.k.a. Roasted Pig/King of all Filipino Foods

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What it’s REALLY Like Dating a White Man (No, it’s NOT like Winning the Lottery)

January 4, 2016January 4, 2016 Jenny Bee

At least, not in the way you’re thinking. Before we were even officially in a relationship, I knew dating Timmy, a white American, would be quite a shock to the people around me. Philippines is not as diverse as the … Continue reading What it’s REALLY Like Dating a White Man (No, it’s NOT like Winning the Lottery)

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I’m in an Interracial Relationship and Sometimes I Forget

January 3, 2016 Timmy Bee

I’m in an interracial relationship yet I often forget this is a fact. It’s 2016 now and interracial relationships are pretty common. Even famous people have them. Disney movies for goodness sake center their plots around two people of different … Continue reading I’m in an Interracial Relationship and Sometimes I Forget

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Everyone in the Philippines is Extremely Polite

January 1, 2016 Timmy Bee

I’m used to a very different type of person in the United States than what I experienced in the Philippines when I visit in October 2015. Growing up and living entirely in the Northeast, each day of my life I … Continue reading Everyone in the Philippines is Extremely Polite

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