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Greatest Candy of All-Time Candidate: Fast Break

November 22, 2017November 22, 2017 Timmy Bee

There are so many great candy bars in the world. Until recently, I couldn’t name a favorite. The feeling I got whenever asked to pick one must be the way parents do when deciding which child they should let burn … Continue reading Greatest Candy of All-Time Candidate: Fast Break

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Saturday Night PARTAYY with Friends

April 30, 2017 Timmy Bee

Just because we’re married doesn’t mean we can’t still hangout with our Saturday night crew. Babies ruin friendships, not spouses! Last night, a few of our good friends came over to spend the evening. Needless to say, our guests did … Continue reading Saturday Night PARTAYY with Friends

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Dieting While Married: What’s the Point?

February 28, 2017February 28, 2017 Timmy Bee

This time Jenny and I swear we’ll stick with our diet. We’ve watched too many episodes of My 600 Pound Life to fail. All it took was one whiny woman who cries like a tea kettle going off to convince … Continue reading Dieting While Married: What’s the Point?

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Kenny Rogers Has a Popular Restaurant in the Philippines Yet None in the US

October 26, 2016 Timmy Bee

Kenny Rogers of Jackass fame… Not, but really…Kenny Rogers, the musician who is as American as voting for Donald Trump while giving a bald eagle a blow job, has a popular restaurant in the Philippines. It’s called Kenny Rogers Roasters. … Continue reading Kenny Rogers Has a Popular Restaurant in the Philippines Yet None in the US

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Transsexuals Cooked Me Pig Rectum

September 26, 2016September 27, 2016 Timmy Bee

The day before Jenny’s birthday we went to a barbecue place. It was a little different than places you’d find in the United States as it included many vendors and had no real walls or roof. You get to pick … Continue reading Transsexuals Cooked Me Pig Rectum

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Paul Mason: The World’s Fattest Man Watched by the World’s Weirdest Bees

August 13, 2016 Timmy Bee

On the most recent beecation the strangest morning Jenny and I happened pretty early on. I think it was Tuesday morning, a day after I had recovered from vomiting following my flight to the Philippines. I woke up at maybe … Continue reading Paul Mason: The World’s Fattest Man Watched by the World’s Weirdest Bees

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Singing is Not My Specialty

May 22, 2016 Timmy Bee

Singing is something I have never done well. I don’t recall at any moment in my life where someone asked me to sing more. I do have a few times when they actually told me to shut up. I’m not … Continue reading Singing is Not My Specialty

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