This past weekend, we got a present. It came in the form of an annoying doorbell ring early on Saturday morning. Neither of us wanted to get up and answer it. But I have always been the more stubborn one … Continue reading Don’t Let the Kids Get All the Fun
This is what happens when two big goofs can’t resist playing in the first snow of the season. Be warned: Poop jokes are involved (as usual). Continue reading Playing in the Snow
My darling wife managed to survive her first winter in the United States. It was a moderately friendly one with limited snow and warmer than usual temperatures. Next year may not be so kind. Winter is cruel and vengeful. Winter … Continue reading Jenny Survived Winter: Can She Master Her First American Summer?
Already, you have hopefully read the tale of the first snowman Jenny and I built together. Thanks to several unusually warm winter days he is dead now. All of our hard work to bring a monster into this world for nothing. … Continue reading How to Build a Snowman Online Tutorial for the Illiterate
The first big snowstorm arrived in our parts this past Thursday. As usual, people panicked and bought up all of the milk, eggs, and brought at the grocery store as they huddled indoors sharpening their spears for the impending 12 … Continue reading In the Meadow We Can Build a Pathetic Snowman
I still haven’t gotten used to the cold autumn weather. Everyday is just freaking cold to me, no matter what time of the day. When I arrived here at almost midnight on halloween, Timmy said it’s actually nice out for him. … Continue reading Fall is FreezingAF for Someone from the Tropics
I’m trying to find a topic to write about for this blog because I’m in one of those moods where I need to do something creative if only for the sake of taking my mind off of food. I could … Continue reading An Advanced Apology to My Fiancée