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The Number One Excuse to Get Married…

April 25, 2017 Timmy Bee

In my younger and more Rugrats-focused years, the grossest thing I saw my parents do together was pop each other’s pimples. I only specifically recall my mom doing it to my dad’s back. If I had to guess, my mom … Continue reading The Number One Excuse to Get Married…

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Understanding Toilet Humor

January 4, 2017 Timmy Bee

We write a lot of toilet humor jokes on this blog. It’s not really a comedy blog either or a support group for those with IBS. Two Bees in a Blog is about our relationship which went from long distance … Continue reading Understanding Toilet Humor

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Marriage Opens the Door to Finding Out You’re Weird

December 10, 2016December 10, 2016 Timmy Bee

For the most part Jenny and I knew everything there was to know about each other. We’re pretty open about our insecurities, loves, and when we poop. One thing we haven’t seen yet is each other’s poop. Jenny has seen … Continue reading Marriage Opens the Door to Finding Out You’re Weird

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Sayonara Skype, Loneliness, and Pooping with the Door Open

October 22, 2016 Timmy Bee

Jenny is on her way here. Not at this very moment, but soon. Very soon. Soon enough where there are parts of my apartment I can clean then completely avoid as not to completely dirty them up with my grimy … Continue reading Sayonara Skype, Loneliness, and Pooping with the Door Open

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I Almost Died in the Philippines Then I Had to Poop

January 25, 2016 Timmy Bee

Jenny doesn’t know this, but I came really close to dying when I visited her in October. Something I didn’t know about Filipinos is they love bones in their meats or at least they are too lazy to remove them. … Continue reading I Almost Died in the Philippines Then I Had to Poop

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