At any given moment, Cheetos are only a few strides away from being inside of Jenny’s belly. At the low cost of only 60 cents per bag, it’s pretty hard to resist. You see, Cheetos aren’t as readily available in … Continue reading Living with a Cheetos Addiction
Have you ever wanted to crawl into a hole and disappear forever? If you’re like us, at least five times a day you do or say something to warrant such a reaction. Recently, Timmy returned home to share with Jenny … Continue reading Ever Want to Crawl into a Hole and Disappear Forever?
Already, you have hopefully read the tale of the first snowman Jenny and I built together. Thanks to several unusually warm winter days he is dead now. All of our hard work to bring a monster into this world for nothing. … Continue reading How to Build a Snowman Online Tutorial for the Illiterate