This is what happens when two big goofs can’t resist playing in the first snow of the season. Be warned: Poop jokes are involved (as
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Autumn is a Good Time for Bees
I like autumn. Timmy likes autumn best, too, if I’m not mistaken. He’s an autumn baby after all. He came into this world when the
In Which We Go to Walmart and Timmy Dances
Timmy has finally brought me to the last phase of initiation to his culture: WALMART SHOPPING. Also, if you could endure enough to stay until the
Ugly & Married: What More Could We Ask For?
Yes. Four days ago we ignored all the warnings and wisdom of this modern, existentialist, Trump-supporting society and did what only the conformist losers and
A Review of Jeepneys from an American
In the Philippines one of the main forms of transportation is the jeepney. Basically, it’s like a jeep and a person’s knee mated; as the
Post-Being Together Blues
I miss being with Timmy. It’s as if everything is duller without him by my side. But I don’t want to write a sad post.
Airport Musings Turd Butt Poop (A Love Story)
(Timmy: You could write a preface, too. Write “This is what Timmy Bee and Jenny Bee wrote at the airport…” Jenny: *Death Stare*) P.S. But
