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Instagram).https://twobeesinablog.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/12/robert.pngRobert2020-02-16T02:49:57+00:00monthlyhttps://twobeesinablog.com/2020/01/26/ranking-the-perfect-bosses/2020-02-16T03:44:59+00:00monthlyhttps://twobeesinablog.com/2020/01/19/my-moisturizing-routine/2020-02-16T03:43:46+00:00monthlyhttps://twobeesinablog.com/2020/01/15/the-most-unbelievable-event-of-2019/2020-01-16T01:10:56+00:00monthlyhttps://twobeesinablog.com/2020/01/11/five-keys-to-a-successful-marriage/2020-01-11T14:09:44+00:00monthlyhttps://twobeesinablog.com/2020/01/08/trivia-night-training/2020-01-09T01:55:14+00:00monthlyhttps://twobeesinablog.com/2020/01/04/2019-was-a-good-year-to-grow-old/2020-01-04T19:42:49+00:00monthlyhttps://twobeesinablog.com/2015/12/30/saddest-part-in-a-long-distance-relationship-missing-your-love/https://twobeesinablog.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/bees-black-and-white.jpgBees Black and WhiteIt's not very clear but I'm holding a rose here. Yes, he has successfully made me a giddy-er, blusher girl. Obnoxious, really.2019-12-08T02:19:37+00:00monthlyhttps://twobeesinablog.com/shop/https://twobeesinablog.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/04/18-doggy-cafe-reduced.pngDoggy CafeDoggy Cafehttps://twobeesinablog.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/04/17-banged-reduced.pngBangedBangedhttps://twobeesinablog.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/04/16-do-you-like-being-human-reduced.pngDo You Like Being HumanDo You Like Being Humanhttps://twobeesinablog.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/04/15-break-a-leg-reduced.pngBreak A LegBreak A Leghttps://twobeesinablog.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/04/13-keep-the-carbs-out2.jpgKeep the Carbs OutKeep the Carbs Outhttps://twobeesinablog.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/04/12-m-is-for-reduced1.pngM is for Monster MondayM is for Monster Mondayhttps://twobeesinablog.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/04/11-going-in-circles2.jpgGoing in CirclesGoing in Circleshttps://twobeesinablog.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/04/11-going-in-circles.jpgGoing in Circleshttps://twobeesinablog.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/04/society6homemeta.pngsociety6homemetahttps://twobeesinablog.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/04/dn8dcsibhmg2dmz5iidpzg-rb_small_pos_rgb_copy.pngRedbubble2019-09-08T16:47:54+00:00weekly0.6https://twobeesinablog.com/2019/03/07/celebrate-the-bryce-harper-signing-with-me-in-secret/2019-03-07T04:11:16+00:00monthlyhttps://twobeesinablog.com/2019/02/23/filipino-food-stay-away-from-the-fish-paste/https://twobeesinablog.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/05/venus-de-milo.jpgvenus de miloOn our class field trip to the museum, this girl ate the Venus de Milo's arms. (Photo Courtesy of Figurise.com)https://twobeesinablog.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/05/mona-lisa.jpgmona lisahttps://twobeesinablog.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/05/30171364_10211585283842951_9083782504871738444_o.jpggiant timmyThe perfect compliment here would be to tell me I don't look like a freakin' giant.https://twobeesinablog.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/05/fish-paste.jpgfish pasteFish paste and mango is a popular food for Filipinos. It makes ketchup with eggs like sane. (Photo Courtesy of FFE Magazine)2019-02-23T15:04:25+00:00monthlyhttps://twobeesinablog.com/2019/02/17/an-honest-resume/2019-02-22T12:51:23+00:00monthlyhttps://twobeesinablog.com/2019/02/03/pros-and-cons-of-owning-a-car-an-obvious-list-nobody-needed-to-make/2019-02-03T17:27:04+00:00monthlyhttps://twobeesinablog.com/2019/01/22/happy-pill-fine-tipped-pens/2019-01-22T04:12:03+00:00monthlyhttps://twobeesinablog.com/2019/01/08/the-first-year-of-marriage-is-the-softest/2019-01-11T12:32:35+00:00monthlyhttps://twobeesinablog.com/2019/01/01/how-my-2018-went/2019-01-01T15:59:45+00:00monthlyhttps://twobeesinablog.com/2018/10/17/a-tribute-to-massages/2018-10-17T03:20:28+00:00monthlyhttps://twobeesinablog.com/2018/10/09/would-you-work-with-your-spouse/2019-01-01T14:51:00+00:00monthlyhttps://twobeesinablog.com/2018/10/06/on-work-lunches/2018-10-07T16:49:14+00:00monthlyhttps://twobeesinablog.com/2018/10/05/jury-duty-is-stupid-and-wasted-my-wednesday/2018-10-05T23:56:07+00:00monthlyhttps://twobeesinablog.com/2018/10/02/what-the-bs-in-airbnb-stand-for/https://twobeesinablog.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/09/airbnblogo1.pngairbnblogo2018-10-02T10:27:08+00:00monthlyhttps://twobeesinablog.com/2017/07/06/did-the-australians-ruin-the-babadook/https://twobeesinablog.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/07/babe-pig-in-the-city.jpgbabe pig in the cityIf I was good at Photoshopped I'd add in the guy with the flaming guitar on the pig's head.https://twobeesinablog.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/07/the-babadook.jpgthe babadookAre those nightmarish jazz hands?https://twobeesinablog.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/07/freddy-krueger.jpgfreddy kruegerOh yeah. This guy.https://twobeesinablog.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/07/pee-wees-big-adventure.jpgpee wee's big adventureIn which case, you mine as well watch Pee Wee's Big Adventure.2019-01-05T18:15:56+00:00monthlyhttps://twobeesinablog.com/2018/09/23/updates/https://twobeesinablog.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/09/dsc01694.jpgDSC016942018-09-24T00:02:08+00:00monthlyhttps://twobeesinablog.com/2018/06/10/am-i-timmy-or-timothy/https://twobeesinablog.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/06/arab.jpgarabIs this how other people see me? Okay, maybe this wasn't the best sample photo. (Photo Courtesy of alarmy.com)https://twobeesinablog.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/06/dsc009781.jpgtimothyChrist. Maybe I am morphing into a Timothy.https://twobeesinablog.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/06/prince.jpgprinceI'm like Prince without everything else. (Photo Courtesy of christianheadlines.com)2018-06-10T15:44:51+00:00monthlyhttps://twobeesinablog.com/2018/06/04/sleep-is-the-enemy-an-ldr-love-story/https://twobeesinablog.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/05/appendix.jpgappendixSleep is the appendix of life events. (Photo Courtesy of emedicinehealth.com)https://twobeesinablog.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/05/johnny-depp-nightmare-on-elm-street.pngjohnny depp nightmare on elm streetBelly shirt Johnny Depp in Nightmare on Elm Street may disagree. Everyone else is lying. (Photo Courtesy of Pinterest)https://twobeesinablog.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/05/30171102_10211585273882702_6970960543398430540_o.jpglove story*Did you follow the asterisk down here? Okay, I'll keep it brief. Jenny and I used to call each other Whatevers before we knew what to call each other (boyfriend, girlfriend, lover, etc.) I'll blog about it sometime in the future. Maybe.2021-06-14T00:31:10+00:00monthlyhttps://twobeesinablog.com/2018/03/16/everyone-on-tv-in-asia-is-asian-and-it-blows-me-away/https://twobeesinablog.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/03/the-sound-of-your-heart.jpgthe sound of your heart"How could I ever relate to these characters? None of them look like me!" - if I was a weaker modern-day person (Photo Courtesy of saetori.nl)https://twobeesinablog.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/03/thomas-edison-evil.jpgthomas edison evilThomas Edison wondering how many goons it would take to give him credit for inventing feet. (Photo Courtesy of Biography.com)https://twobeesinablog.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/03/great-wall.jpggreat wallI'm used to guys from Boston like Matt Damon saving the world in ancient China. (Photo Courtesy of MovieWeb.com)2018-05-25T19:25:17+00:00monthlyhttps://twobeesinablog.com/2017/04/14/how-to-cover-your-farts/https://twobeesinablog.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/04/1-butt-whispers-reduced.pngHow to Cover Your Farts2018-05-25T19:24:55+00:00monthlyhttps://twobeesinablog.com/2018/05/24/on-negative-emotions/https://twobeesinablog.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/05/taro-shosuke-and-sunny-watercolor.jpgTaro, Shosuke, and Sunny (watercolor)"Taro, Shosuke, and Sunny" (watercolor), inspired from my new favorite manga, "Sunny"2018-05-24T20:59:37+00:00monthlyhttps://twobeesinablog.com/2016/12/07/ugly-married-what-more-could-we-ask-for/https://twobeesinablog.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/12/bee-married.jpgbee-marriedhttps://twobeesinablog.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/12/img_20161202_102629895.jpgimg_20161202_1026298952018-05-24T19:02:48+00:00monthlyhttps://twobeesinablog.com/2018/02/14/netflix-shows-i-couldnt-stomach-finishing/https://twobeesinablog.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/02/pauly-shore.jpgpauly shoreNext, Pauly Shore gets a five-year deal with Netflix. (Photo Courtesy of Syracuse.com)https://twobeesinablog.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/02/marco-polo.jpgmarco poloTaken from WikiHow, because apparently this game is too complicated for some fragile minds.https://twobeesinablog.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/02/the-ranch.jpgthe ranchJust as funny as the Ashton Kutcher show. (Photo Courtesy of Amazon)https://twobeesinablog.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/02/orange-is-the-new-black.jpgorange is the new blackOh I get it. Life is hectic, but it can also be fun! (Photo Courtesy of People.com)2018-05-24T19:00:49+00:00monthlyhttps://twobeesinablog.com/2018/05/01/your-political-opinions-have-worn-me-down/https://twobeesinablog.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/05/intermittent-fasting.jpgintermittent fastingNone of this makes sense to me either. However, I still think it's better if I skip eating non-stop from 10pm-12am every night. (Photo Courtesy of AbsoluteBalance.com)https://twobeesinablog.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/05/political-minds.jpgpolitical-mindsThere's more to life than arguing about people who don't care about you. (Photo Courtesy of ivn.us)2018-05-03T06:26:53+00:00monthlyhttps://twobeesinablog.com/2018/04/29/happiness-is-impossible-without-authenticity/https://twobeesinablog.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/04/blockbuster.jpgblockbusterI was like that guy who worked at Blockbuster who insisted digital media was the way of the future and the executives tossed me out a window. Look it up. It happened. (Photo Courtesy of Twitter)https://twobeesinablog.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/03/18118789_10210716683066538_504930159523431842_n.jpgmango floatIt also helps to have someone who genuinely enjoys the same desserts as you. That's HUGE in a relationship.https://twobeesinablog.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/03/chuck-e-cheese.jpgchuck e cheeseChuck E. Cheese now serves two kinds of pizza: cheese and weed. Chuck likes the latter. (Photo Courtesy of NY Daily News)2018-04-29T13:31:14+00:00monthlyhttps://twobeesinablog.com/2018/04/23/the-super-bowl-in-the-philippines-is-a-beauty-pageant/https://twobeesinablog.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/04/walmart-fight.jpgwalmart fightThe way Filipinos feel about Binibining Pilipinas is the way we feel about a 10% sale at Walmart. (Photo Courtesy of YouTube)https://twobeesinablog.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/04/binibining-pilipinas.jpgbinibining pilipinasNo steel chairs? No obese teenagers talking trash? No Kardashian? This isn't made for Americans. (Photo Courtesy of ABC News)https://twobeesinablog.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/04/binibining.jpgbinibiningNo steel chairs? No dramatic hair pulling? No obese teenagers? This event isn't for Americans. (Photo Courtesy of Starmometer.com)https://twobeesinablog.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/04/ric-flair.jpgric flairThe only time I ever hear the word "pageantry" in the US is when WWE is involved. (Photo Courtesy of Wrestleview.com)2018-04-23T12:07:45+00:00monthlyhttps://twobeesinablog.com/2018/03/20/our-alaskan-dog-sledding-adventure/https://twobeesinablog.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/03/23916612_10210590822502039_7771302264282822683_o.jpgdog sleddingLiterally in the middle of nowhere, far away from civilization, freezing to death, having fun.https://twobeesinablog.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/03/24173603_10210611933909811_8036634507386846731_o.jpgdog sleddingA screenshot from the video Jenny made of us. It's as surreal as it looks.https://twobeesinablog.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/03/23926606_10210595075328357_550012154762592032_o.jpgalaskaMaybe next time I'll remember my hat and won't need to wear a girl's beanie.https://twobeesinablog.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/03/bees-aurora.jpgBees AuroraMother Nature is really beautiful away from people.2018-04-14T14:59:33+00:00monthlyhttps://twobeesinablog.com/2018/04/12/decorating-my-office-cubicle-a-futile-endeavor/https://twobeesinablog.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/04/30052360_10213519159766704_4394003908129349463_o.jpgeaster pictureWhat about this one? This is charming. It shows I'm married and can go out in sunlight.https://twobeesinablog.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/04/desk-on-fire.jpgdesk on fireI wouldn't really light my desk on fire. I prefer a slower, more painful self-inducing climax in life. (Photo Courtesy of Getty Images)https://twobeesinablog.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/04/rollercoaster.jpgrollercoasterMy least favorite thing about rollercoasters is knowing my butt is touching somewhere another person's butt touched a few seconds earlier. (Photo Courtesy of CNN.com)https://twobeesinablog.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/04/the-terror.jpegthe terrorYou think AMC's new series The Terror is about exploring the arctic? It's actually about my naked wet body after a shower being seen by neighbors. (Photo Courtesy of AMC.com)https://twobeesinablog.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/04/breaking-bad.jpgbreaking bad2018-04-12T00:31:22+00:00monthlyhttps://twobeesinablog.com/2018/04/08/weight-loss-thoughts-meals-are-the-problem-not-food/https://twobeesinablog.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/03/sacrifices.pngsacrificesThe sacrifices the ancient Aztecs made for their diets was a lot tougher than quitting carbs for a week. (Photo Courtesy of 9fact.info)https://twobeesinablog.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/03/sacrifice.jpgsacrificeThe sacrifices made to have a healthy diet was a lot tougher for the Aztecs. (Photo Courtesy of Pinterest)https://twobeesinablog.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/03/14639727_10207717009298505_2663934049030330259_n.jpgyummy donutsNot nearly as much fun as devouring these together...https://twobeesinablog.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/03/15325253_10207930795483026_6619454875917521400_o-1.jpgcake eaterOur marriage started with eating cake. She can't use me ballooning up to 400 pounds as an excuse. Ever.2018-04-08T17:13:50+00:00monthlyhttps://twobeesinablog.com/2017/12/31/the-power-of-a-wedding-ring/https://twobeesinablog.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/12/15304653_10207930667439825_6290057573671470713_o.jpgmatching wedding ringsShowing off our matching wedding rings after completing our vows and writing a check to the officiant so he could leave.https://twobeesinablog.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/12/15259187_10207930681000164_9019116000549944917_o.jpgweddingShortly after becoming Mr. and Mrs. Bee. I was so excited I barely noticed my best man was preparing to dive in front of a bullet.https://twobeesinablog.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/12/15304584_10207930684320247_3067825425737738749_o.jpgwedding ringsOur wedding ring holder used at our wedding and now at home. It's really just a picture frame from Rite Aid.2024-11-05T11:22:39+00:00monthlyhttps://twobeesinablog.com/2018/04/05/weve-been-into-cannibalism-lately/https://twobeesinablog.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/04/ravenous.jpgravenousThis woman was easily the best character and that's only because she's by far the toughest and much better than the chick who carries around an accordian through the whole movie. (Photo Courtesy of Bloody-Disgusting.com)https://twobeesinablog.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/04/drew-barrymore.jpgdrew barrymoreThis isn't the most horrifying image of Drew Barrymore. Imagine what she was up to between 1988 and 1995. (Photo Courtesy of Daily Express)https://twobeesinablog.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/04/jim-carry-bad-batch.jpgjim carrey bad batchJim Carrey doesn't say a single word in the whole film. Thank goodness because he'd probably criticize Jason Mamoa for getting his daughter vaccinated. (Photo Courtesy of jimcarreyonline.com)2018-04-05T00:04:06+00:00monthlyhttps://twobeesinablog.com/2018/04/03/long-distance-relationship-advice-dont-take-anyones-advice/https://twobeesinablog.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/03/always-leave-a-note.pngalways leave a note"And that's why you always leave a note." - one armed guy from Arrested Development (Photo Courtesy of arresteddevelopment.wikia.com)https://twobeesinablog.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/03/baldwin-brothers.jpgbaldwin brothersPretty sure the Baldwin Brothers' only reason to exist was for analogies about things getting worse. (Photo Courtesy of doublebirthorder.blogsports.com)https://twobeesinablog.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/03/14570233_10207496507066087_5356625133542550200_n.jpgldr loveIf you think we look lovey here, wait until we got to the buffet after.2018-04-22T23:56:00+00:00monthlyhttps://twobeesinablog.com/2018/03/31/living-with-a-minimalist-as-a-former-collector/https://twobeesinablog.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/03/todd-helton-autograph.jpgtodd helton autographNot my actual autographed baseball that will net me a nice $5 some day. (Photo Courtesy of Sportsmemorabilia.com)https://twobeesinablog.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/03/honuswagnercard.jpgHonusWagnerCardThis Honus Wagner card is notably one of the most valuable out there. I never noticed how much make up he had on in it until now. Is that blush? (Photo Courtesy of Wikipedia.org)https://twobeesinablog.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/03/baseball-card-collection.jpgbaseball card collectionThis man is the envy of all the lonely 11-year-old boys in his neighborhood. (Photo Courtesy of Economist.com)2018-03-31T13:41:28+00:00monthlyhttps://twobeesinablog.com/2018/03/24/the-butterfly-effect-what-if-you-never-meet-your-soulmate/https://twobeesinablog.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/03/future-nyc-skyline.jpgfuture nyc skylineLike in an alternate reality where more money is spent on making the New York City skyline look obnoxious like this than it is on making life worth living. Wait, they really do plan to make it look like this? Shit. (Photo Courtesy of YouTube)https://twobeesinablog.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/03/shared-misery.jpgshared miseryMarried for minutes and she's already making fun of me.https://twobeesinablog.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/03/chicken-patty-school-lunch.jpgchicken patty school lunch2,000 calories of public education in one image. (Photo Courtesy of jonesblueprint.com)2018-03-24T00:08:52+00:00monthlyhttps://twobeesinablog.com/2018/03/18/living-with-a-cheetos-addiction/2018-03-18T15:10:32+00:00monthlyhttps://twobeesinablog.com/2018/03/14/casually-changing-the-subject-to-the-philippines/https://twobeesinablog.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/02/26229363_10210886702338850_4662921534663476719_n.jpgpasalubongJenny with her Pasalubong from Alaska: her moose earrings. Try to take them and she'll smash your head in with this baseball bat.https://twobeesinablog.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/02/24058826_10210590677898424_5088582237361761556_n.jpgalaska coldSpeaking of hard things: being outside in Alaska in the winter and my nipples right now thinking about being outside in Alaska in the winter.2018-03-14T21:21:32+00:00monthlyhttps://twobeesinablog.com/2018/03/12/have-you-found-your-soulmate/https://twobeesinablog.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/03/bear-attack.jpgbear attack"Plaid is so last season!" - from When Gay Bears Attack (Photo Courtesy of ABC News)https://twobeesinablog.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/03/the-future.jpgthe futureIn the future, everything is Las Vegas. (Photo Courtesy of Youthareawesome.com)https://twobeesinablog.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/03/bruce-jenner.jpgbruce jennerBut be sure you don't remain undecided like Bruce Jenner. (Photo Courtesy Radaronline.com)2018-03-14T00:28:01+00:00monthlyhttps://twobeesinablog.com/2018/03/10/keeping-our-ldr-on-the-dl/https://twobeesinablog.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/02/10439053_10205312631630566_4436119372693175491_n.jpgfirst pop-tartOur first Pop-Tarts together, eaten before we were ready to share our gluttony with the world on this blog.https://twobeesinablog.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/02/12096433_10205312777114203_1999983960223095230_n.jpgstaying up all nightThis adorable photo reminds me: I have to throw out that shirt. It has too many holes in it now. But can I? What about the sentimental value!https://twobeesinablog.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/02/12143285_10205292813415123_8993668238713170613_n.jpgtwo beesThrowback picture of us in a tax in the Philippines, quietly frightened that no one follows traffic laws.2018-06-05T07:51:56+00:00monthlyhttps://twobeesinablog.com/2018/03/08/i-hate-public-transportation/https://twobeesinablog.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/03/received_10213269704330474.pngjenny and timmy in a car2018-03-08T16:18:06+00:00monthlyhttps://twobeesinablog.com/2018/02/22/a-tale-of-three-uber-drivers/https://twobeesinablog.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/02/driving-uber.jpgdriving uberUnfortunately, I can't remember if I glared at me eerily through the rear-view mirror hoping to get a look up my skirt. Which begs the question, why did I wear a skirt? (Photo Courtesy of NPR)https://twobeesinablog.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/02/hulk-hogan.jpghulk hoganApparently, this Uber driver is in contact with Hulk Hogan. (Photo Courtesy of GA Followers)https://twobeesinablog.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/02/uber.jpguberBeing an Uber driver is dangerous. Sometimes, people try to rob you with their fingers shaped like guns. (Photo Courtesy of Uber.com)2018-03-07T18:35:24+00:00monthlyhttps://twobeesinablog.com/2018/03/07/the-sneakiest-thing-about-sneaky-pete-season-one-giovanni-ribisi-playing-a-30-year-old/https://twobeesinablog.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/03/giovanni-ribisi.jpggiovanni ribisiGiovanni Ribisi looks months away from developing liver spots. Okay, not really. But 30? Stop fooling with us. (Photo Courtesy of Variety)https://twobeesinablog.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/03/sneaky-pete.jpegsneaky pete"Okay Giovanni, smile. Wait never mind. Smile again!" - the photographer (Photo Courtesy of xfdrmag.net)https://twobeesinablog.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/03/breaking-bad-pizza.jpgbreaking bad pizzaFor as groundbreaking as it was, Breaking Bad offered very little sex appeal. Their biggest fans are asexual now. (Photo Courtesy of Fantrippers.com)2019-06-12T14:24:11+00:00monthlyhttps://twobeesinablog.com/2018/03/04/exploring-nj-trip-3-grounds-for-sculpture/https://twobeesinablog.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/03/27788549_10211085888598382_8265096297214088021_o.jpgice sculpturehttps://twobeesinablog.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/03/27710251_10211085847557356_8821080420915144439_o.jpggrounds for sculpturehttps://twobeesinablog.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/03/27709854_10211085855757561_5757646703155235457_o.jpggrounds for sculpturehttps://twobeesinablog.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/03/27747686_10211085899638658_6471183248005460640_o.jpgice sculpturehttps://twobeesinablog.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/03/27788241_10211085929559406_8583106507680853090_o.jpggrounds for sculpturehttps://twobeesinablog.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/03/27788457_10211085934279524_5583767037948965239_o.jpggrounds for sculpturehttps://twobeesinablog.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/03/27788098_10211085938759636_1102528171358442328_o.jpggrounds for sculpturehttps://twobeesinablog.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/03/27628881_10211085940519680_4786747408581022254_o.jpggrounds for sculpturehttps://twobeesinablog.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/03/27504040_10211085936439578_1758913100058398072_o.jpggrounds for sculpturehttps://twobeesinablog.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/03/27709354_10211085937639608_7421622140997393755_o.jpggrounds for sculpture2018-03-04T16:06:03+00:00monthlyhttps://twobeesinablog.com/2018/03/02/home-alone-keeping-sane-in-a-long-distance-relationship/https://twobeesinablog.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/02/knocking-down-door.jpgknocking down doorWhat I do when Jenny doesn't pay attention to me. (Photo Courtesy of myclothdiaperstash.blogspot.com)https://twobeesinablog.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/02/serf.pngserfYou know things aren't going your way when the peasants have more Twitter followers than you. And yes, I'm assuming they are ranked that way. (Photo Courtesy of Kingdomcraze.com)https://twobeesinablog.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/02/27629072_10211085863677759_1833283670445517398_o.jpghome aloneI can't believe I got Macauley Culkin to agree to do that.2018-03-07T22:15:58+00:00monthlyhttps://twobeesinablog.com/2018/02/27/a-bad-thing-happened/https://twobeesinablog.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/02/15622484_10208114925206154_2046784203537816343_n.jpgeating white castleHow I'd choose to spend my life.https://twobeesinablog.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/02/24131796_10210611953630304_8199319730692335031_o.jpgfatassHey fatass! Just because they have your name on it doesn't mean you have to eat it.https://twobeesinablog.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/02/27908184_10211085861277699_6344546294634357714_o.jpggrounds of sculptureDafuq?https://twobeesinablog.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/02/27625084_10211085942039718_1327487411096898570_o.jpgmodelingOn my list of dream jobs, model is near the top of getting crushed.https://twobeesinablog.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/02/20617138_10209884503084495_6504976169012507063_o1.jpgjob interviewActual image of me squeezed into my interview clothes, hopeful and full of donuts.2018-02-27T23:55:57+00:00monthlyhttps://twobeesinablog.com/2018/02/25/the-silent-b/https://twobeesinablog.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/02/26229611_10210878563535385_5639315218057263222_n.jpgsilent bHow does this picture fit the post? Well, I was pretty dumB and decided to lie in the snow even though my ass was hanging out. Big mistake.https://twobeesinablog.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/02/25438581_10210719491798691_1346547524460790695_o.jpgfilipino language testAs if I'd get fooled again...(click the picture to see the video)https://twobeesinablog.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/02/27624662_10211085851477454_7228309986287121164_o-1.jpgsilent bBelieve me, I don't want to argue with this face.2018-03-07T22:15:30+00:00monthlyhttps://twobeesinablog.com/2018/02/23/bees-binge-watch-session-the-good-place/https://twobeesinablog.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/02/the-good-place-cast.jpgthe good place cast"Oh I've seen them before. Wait, never mind." - everyone watching this show then searching online (Photo Courtesy of NPR.org)https://twobeesinablog.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/02/the-good-place.jpgthe good placeJudging by the photo, this is an awkward dating show. (Photo Courtesy of NME.com)2018-02-23T23:29:15+00:00monthlyhttps://twobeesinablog.com/2018/02/20/exploring-nj-trip-2-victor-victoris-multiplism-statues/2018-02-20T15:23:24+00:00monthlyhttps://twobeesinablog.com/2018/02/19/so-hows-that-new-diet-working-out-for-ya/https://twobeesinablog.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/02/ice-cream-freezer.jpgice cream freezerThe day our freezer looks like this is the day we've given up completely. (Photo Courtesy of mealsandmiles.com)https://twobeesinablog.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/02/dominos-directions.pngdominos directionsThe path I would take to get to a large three-topping manager's special pizza at Dominos. (Photo Courtesy of humboldt.edu)https://twobeesinablog.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/02/burger-king.jpgburger-kingNobody ever ate Burger King and felt good about themselves after. It's basically digestive name-calling. (Photo Courtesy of Healthyhomestead.com)2018-02-19T18:39:50+00:00monthlyhttps://twobeesinablog.com/2018/02/18/but-my-wife-thinks-im-funny/https://twobeesinablog.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/02/27629517_10211085943199747_384559465622599552_o.jpgsexy modelModeling at Grounds for Sculpture. If most people I knew saw this....I could only imagine.https://twobeesinablog.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/02/26168686_10210868537204733_1911385581134957032_n.jpghaving funThis face I make when I'm enjoying myself.https://twobeesinablog.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/02/27628817_10211085880598182_7820303958490333427_o.jpgbad hairMy hair does not do well in the wind. It looks like I am bald and someone glued the scraps from a barbershop to the top of my skull.2018-03-07T22:15:08+00:00monthlyhttps://twobeesinablog.com/2018/02/17/the-book-of-mormon-our-first-broadway-show-ever/https://twobeesinablog.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/02/img_20180203_151725665.jpgIMG_20180203_151725665https://twobeesinablog.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/02/img_20180203_162247899_burst001.jpgIMG_20180203_162247899_BURST001Pics or it didn't happen.https://twobeesinablog.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/02/the-book-of-mormon1.jpgthe-book-of-mormon12018-02-17T15:38:59+00:00monthlyhttps://twobeesinablog.com/2018/02/16/favorite-animal-mallards/2018-02-16T13:18:35+00:00monthlyhttps://twobeesinablog.com/2018/02/11/stupidly-following-traditions-on-our-wedding-day/https://twobeesinablog.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/02/15326310_10207930661479676_8127755267329426559_o.jpgwedding buttsHow many married couples can say they have a picture of their butts together on their wedding day?https://twobeesinablog.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/02/15235745_10207930659759633_7309210739995514166_o.jpgwedding vowsLast minute wedding vow copying.https://twobeesinablog.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/02/15370091_10207930664319747_7946813825337561968_o.jpgweddingI'm in a tuxedo, she's in a dress. I'd say we did a good job at preparing.https://twobeesinablog.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/02/15325253_10207930795483026_6619454875917521400_o.jpgwedding traditionSpoiler alert: feeding the bride cake was one tradition we did follow. Who do you think we are?2018-02-16T15:41:55+00:00monthlyhttps://twobeesinablog.com/2018/02/10/are-people-who-eat-lunch-in-their-car-weird/https://twobeesinablog.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/02/27629496_10213093745011601_1910478527805238046_o.jpgeating in carhttps://twobeesinablog.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/02/13124627_10206444646330226_1047542996186488920_n.jpglechonFilipinos don't eat lunch in their cars much because of the heat and food choice.https://twobeesinablog.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/02/23736064_10210546961565543_5536041100549070171_o.jpgbuy one get one free burritosSmiles brought to you by "Buy One Get One Free Burritos"2019-03-24T10:31:13+00:00monthlyhttps://twobeesinablog.com/2018/02/07/long-distance-relationship-disadvantage-no-one-to-stop-you-from-looking-sloppy/https://twobeesinablog.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/02/25352263_10210699171010684_2923053366783669785_o.jpgglassesJenny picked out my glasses, hat, and coat. I'm like a Sims character for her.https://twobeesinablog.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/02/20617138_10209884503084495_6504976169012507063_o.jpgjob interviewLooking all neat for a job interview for a position I never heard back from.2018-02-11T12:37:24+00:00monthlyhttps://twobeesinablog.com/2018/02/05/my-big-regret/https://twobeesinablog.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/02/steve-irwin.jpgsteve irwinI know "The Koala Bear Hunter" doesn't have the same punch as hunting crocodiles. For the sake of your family, maybe it's best to only track down cuddly species. (Photo Courtesy of Steve Irwin Day)https://twobeesinablog.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/02/stingray.jpgstingrayStingrays are indeed dangerous. No species can get away with doing this. Go to your local mall and give it a try. (Photo Courtesy of YouTube)2018-02-05T23:59:50+00:00monthlyhttps://twobeesinablog.com/2018/01/27/marriage-is-about-your-spouse-embarrassing-you-and-not-caring/https://twobeesinablog.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/01/26907873_10210956785770892_505198502805148538_n.jpgstray nose hairProfessional nose hair hiding trick: Always have a little bit of a mustache ready. I call it blending.https://twobeesinablog.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/01/19577173_10210963210251500_138141375768983379_o.jpgembarassingThere is a lot wrong with this picture. More on that below.2018-02-05T01:38:47+00:00monthlyhttps://twobeesinablog.com/2018/02/03/this-is-us-obsessing-over-jeopardy/https://twobeesinablog.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/02/everwing.jpgeverwingBasically, she's Larry Nassar to these animated characters. (Photo Courtesy of Play Ever Wing)https://twobeesinablog.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/02/alex-trebek.jpegalex trebekYou can only be around nerds so much before you hate everything. (Photo Courtesy of The Ringer)2018-02-03T14:48:31+00:00monthlyhttps://twobeesinablog.com/2018/02/02/blue-laws-are-trying-to-keep-us-naked-and-standing/https://twobeesinablog.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/02/selling-alcohol.jpgselling alcoholIf anything, alcohol should only be sold Friday through Sunday. How does selling Vodka to someone on a Monday afternoon help anyone? (Photo Courtesy of Headline News)https://twobeesinablog.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/02/blue-laws.jpgblue lawsTrue story: we spent more time in history class watching movies that had nothing to do with history than learning. (Photo Courtesy of MovieFone.com)2018-02-02T18:11:51+00:00monthlyhttps://twobeesinablog.com/2018/01/28/a-review-of-dunkirk-with-pictures-of-us/https://twobeesinablog.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/01/15369102_10207930803843235_7120826639578337192_o.jpgweddingOn our wedding day there was plenty of danger. We had two cakes. Only three pieces went to other people...https://twobeesinablog.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/01/16179114_10208378674119712_4587221865641860076_o.jpghappy coupleMuch like this drawing, there are no words needed to describe how Jenny and I feel about each other. We love each other and I have a weird widow's peak.https://twobeesinablog.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/01/16403352_10208403201172873_7708924118305365979_o.jpgdunkirkHow I'm properly treated when I get home.https://twobeesinablog.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/01/15401028_10208012152476900_369749035819377380_n.jpgmallardsPhoto Courtesy of the British Society of History taken at Dunkirk in 1941.https://twobeesinablog.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/01/18813659_10211012110772046_7891890747909084312_n.jpgdunkirkI felt pretty helpless too when we visited the beach and it turned into a 50 degree day sans coat.2018-01-28T18:18:21+00:00monthlyhttps://twobeesinablog.com/2018/01/25/everything-you-should-know-about-baseball/2018-01-25T00:30:39+00:00monthlyhttps://twobeesinablog.com/2018/01/22/bella-thornes-voice-acting-skills-ruined-the-guardian-brothers/https://twobeesinablog.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/01/guardian-brothers.jpgguardian brothersIn some places this movie was called Little Door Gods. Speaking of doors, can someone hit Bella Thorne with one?https://twobeesinablog.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/01/bored-milleniall.jpgbored milleniallMoments after these two agreed to marry. (Photo Courtesy of Star Tribune)https://twobeesinablog.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/01/bella-thorne.jpgbella thorneI suppose we shouldn't have high expectations for someone who looks like this.2021-06-14T00:31:26+00:00monthlyhttps://twobeesinablog.com/2018/01/20/ever-want-to-crawl-into-a-hole-and-disappear-forever/2018-01-20T17:56:40+00:00monthlyhttps://twobeesinablog.com/2018/01/18/old-people-have-fewer-goals-therefore-they-must-love-soccer/https://twobeesinablog.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/01/26195328_10210878562295354_9163545724486762208_n.jpgnaked snowmanOne of our latest creations. How old are we?https://twobeesinablog.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/01/all-the-small-things.jpgall the small thingsRemember mumbling to Blink 182's "All the Small Things?" to impress your middle school classmates. I do. (Photo Courtesy of Wikipedia)https://twobeesinablog.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/01/elderly-community.jpgelderly community2018 Goals: Look younger than this in 12 months. (Photo Courtesy of Wur.Nl)2018-01-18T03:36:05+00:00monthlyhttps://twobeesinablog.com/2018/01/15/exploring-nj-trip-1-the-deserted-village-of-feltville-part-two/https://twobeesinablog.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/01/dsc00285.jpgdeserted village of feltville2018-01-15T20:42:05+00:00monthlyhttps://twobeesinablog.com/2018/01/14/exploring-nj-trip-1-the-deserted-village-of-feltville/https://twobeesinablog.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/01/26239811_10210911222791846_811363919337211366_n.jpgdeserted village of feltvillehttps://twobeesinablog.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/01/26239440_10210911227951975_8466724443420771489_n.jpgdeserted village of feltvillehttps://twobeesinablog.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/01/26231728_10210911228351985_904931623447771563_n.jpgdeserted village of feltvillehttps://twobeesinablog.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/01/26734186_10210911229712019_6109482575613428279_n.jpgdeserted village of feltvillehttps://twobeesinablog.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/01/26230776_10210911230072028_2379179016941458737_n.jpgdeserted village of feltvillehttps://twobeesinablog.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/01/26230497_10210911218151730_885522400109622576_n.jpgdeserted village of feltville2018-01-15T19:28:54+00:00monthlyhttps://twobeesinablog.com/2018/01/13/playing-with-our-new-toy/2018-01-13T23:17:40+00:00monthlyhttps://twobeesinablog.com/2018/01/08/a-good-marriage-doesnt-solve-all-of-your-problems/https://twobeesinablog.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/01/15781105_10209706861101620_799770469844779660_n.jpgcompetitive eating logoI believe in you, baby! One day our dreams will come true.https://twobeesinablog.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/01/24297145_10212554312086115_5487526081524448493_o.jpgeskimoDon't let this sweet face fool you. She flicks me all the time. The next step up from flicking is pinching, hence my worry about the crab babies.https://twobeesinablog.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/01/26220383_10210867904588918_9151573640857706236_o.jpggood marriageI couldn't ask for anything more...expect my pants to be made of real pizza.2018-01-14T17:18:54+00:00monthlyhttps://twobeesinablog.com/2018/01/12/doctor-strange-is-a-movie-to-setup-a-movie-to-setup-another-movie-to-take-your-money/https://twobeesinablog.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/01/doctor-strange.pngdoctor-strangeThe only thing between complete destruction of our known world and continuing on with our dreary lives is someone with a lot of college debt from a decade of medical school. (Photo Courtesy of GeorgeKelly.com)https://twobeesinablog.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/01/benedict-cumberbatch.jpgbenedict cumberbatchTrue story: Benedict Cumberbatch's face was set to star in a remake of The Wizard of Oz as the Yellow Brick Road. Unfortunately, producers thought it would make the film too long. (Photo Courtesy of TheAtlantic.com)2018-01-12T00:19:50+00:00monthlyhttps://twobeesinablog.com/2018/01/10/something-has-changed/2018-01-10T21:17:08+00:00monthlyhttps://twobeesinablog.com/2018/01/10/greatest-candy-of-all-time-candidate-oreo-bar/https://twobeesinablog.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/01/oreo-bar-pic.jpgoreo bar picWhen you love Oreo bars so much the chocolate gets stuck under your fingernails and you don't bother to do anything about it. (Photo Courtesy of thekrazycouponlady.com)https://twobeesinablog.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/01/oreo-bar.pngoreo barIf you thought I looked fatter, these are to blame. (Photo Courtesy of Fortune.com)https://twobeesinablog.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/12/king-joffrey.jpgking joffreyHe's a stable genius.2018-01-10T00:38:18+00:00monthlyhttps://twobeesinablog.com/2018/01/08/dont-let-the-kids-get-all-the-fun/2018-01-08T18:46:59+00:00monthlyhttps://twobeesinablog.com/2018/01/07/manny-pacquiao-approves-of-everything/https://twobeesinablog.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/01/pacman-watch.jpgpacman watchIs he advertising watches for pirates? (Photo Courtesy of Spot.ph)https://twobeesinablog.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/01/pacquiao-butterfinger.jpgpacquiao butterfinger"I'm Manny Pacquaio. Nobody lay a finger on my Butterfinger." - the way this advertisement surely wenthttps://twobeesinablog.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/01/peyton-manning-papa-johns.jpgpeyton manning papa johnsPeyton Manning appears ready to toss that Papa John's pizza 40 yards down the sideline. (Photo Courtesy of Adweek.com)https://twobeesinablog.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/01/manny-pacquiao.pngmanny pacquiaoReally, Manny? All day everyday? I think this is the prelude to him advertising catheters. (Photo Courtesy of Pinterest)2018-01-07T15:30:43+00:00monthlyhttps://twobeesinablog.com/2018/01/06/tell-them-youre-a-professional-vlogger/2018-01-06T01:02:50+00:00monthlyhttps://twobeesinablog.com/2018/01/05/an-introverts-guide-to-new-years-eve/2018-01-05T00:15:45+00:00monthlyhttps://twobeesinablog.com/2018/01/04/weight-loss-resolutioners-again/https://twobeesinablog.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/01/bagoong.jpgbagoongThis smells and tastes like paradise to Filipinos, but might be too stinky/offensive for some. Sorry, but we love our fish products! (Photo courtesy of foodrepublic.com)https://twobeesinablog.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/01/one-pound-of-fat.jpgone pound of fatI guess we should call it fat loss journey instead of weight loss journey, eh? But saying fat is not PC, so...(photo courtesy of nielsenfitness.com)2018-01-04T20:52:11+00:00monthlyhttps://twobeesinablog.com/2018/01/03/we-spent-christmas-judging-our-neighbors/2018-01-03T03:51:13+00:00monthlyhttps://twobeesinablog.com/2018/01/01/christmas-gift-exchange/2018-01-01T19:40:51+00:00monthlyhttps://twobeesinablog.com/2017/12/31/was-2017-the-year-of-women-sleeping-with-monsters/https://twobeesinablog.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/12/emma-stone.pngemma stoneEmma Stone's newest headshot. (Photo Courtesy of Toyhalloffame.org)https://twobeesinablog.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/12/shape-of-water.pngshape of waterYou think he wears a Brita filter on his junk when they do it?https://twobeesinablog.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/12/the-beast.jpgthe beastAfter seeing his human face, Belle threw herself off the castle. (Photo Courtesy of Hypable.com)https://twobeesinablog.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/12/harvey-weinstein.jpgThe Weinstein Company And Lexus Present Lexus Short Films - Red CarpetHarvey Weinstein isn't a Hollywood writer, but he sure knows a thing or two about spreading your seed wherever possible. I heard they used it to make Avatar. (Photo Courtesy of ETOnline.com)2018-01-21T21:37:15+00:00monthlyhttps://twobeesinablog.com/2017/12/30/check-the-blind-spot/https://twobeesinablog.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/12/15621695_10208115293735367_5741609507591428025_n.jpgeating lotsFairly certain that couch no longer fits us.https://twobeesinablog.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/12/michael-oher.jpgmichael oherThe blind spot situation got so serious, Jenny and I thought about adopting an inner city kid to help protect us. Surely, a spot is as easy to block as a side. (Photo Courtesy of Biographies.com)https://twobeesinablog.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/12/stevie-wonder.jpgstevie wonderStevie Wonder looked pumped because he can relate to this blog post. (Photo Courtesy of Brietbart...yuck)2017-12-30T01:19:25+00:00monthlyhttps://twobeesinablog.com/2017/12/27/pre-christmas-activities/https://twobeesinablog.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/12/screenshot_20171227-133547.pngScreenshot_20171227-1335472017-12-27T22:02:32+00:00monthlyhttps://twobeesinablog.com/2017/12/25/breakfast-recipe-vlog-banana-and-egg-pancakes/2017-12-25T20:54:31+00:00monthlyhttps://twobeesinablog.com/2017/12/23/creating-christmas-traditions-as-a-married-couple/https://twobeesinablog.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/12/19679467_10209618708919807_3845310310139121911_o.jpgevolutionhttps://twobeesinablog.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/12/piattos.jpgpiattosPiattos are a chip brand from the company Jack and Jill. How much do you think they despise the Adam Sandler movie of the same name?https://twobeesinablog.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/12/speed-2.jpgspeed 2Whenever I hear someone say the word "condo" I hear "I just bought a condo here!" which is a memorable line from the film. (PICTURE COURTESY OF ROGEREBERT.COM)2017-12-23T14:41:06+00:00monthlyhttps://twobeesinablog.com/2017/12/22/wisdom-teeth-removal-the-nine-inch-face/https://twobeesinablog.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/12/23456644_1659046327485819_4512918462513200972_o.jpgwisdom teeth surgery2017-12-22T23:41:18+00:00monthlyhttps://twobeesinablog.com/about/https://twobeesinablog.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/img_20151011_121850_12.jpgIMG_20151011_121850_1https://twobeesinablog.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/img_20151011_121850_11.jpgIMG_20151011_121850_1This was originally shared as "Midget Man". But of course, "Pest" would also be an apt title...2023-09-01T08:41:24+00:00weekly0.6https://twobeesinablog.com/2017/12/21/its-okay-not-to-be-happy/https://twobeesinablog.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/12/img_20171220_173157_101.jpgIt's Okay not to be happy2017-12-21T03:40:13+00:00monthlyhttps://twobeesinablog.com/2017/12/21/filipinos-dont-know-what-to-do-about-gay-people/https://twobeesinablog.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/ms-gay-contest.jpgms gay contestThink these chicks are hot? Guess what...it's a Miss Gay Contest! Betchya didn't know that.https://twobeesinablog.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/vice-ganda.jpgVice GandaThe Filipino Louie CK2017-12-21T01:00:17+00:00monthlyhttps://twobeesinablog.com/2017/12/17/learning-filipino-all-the-tagalog-visayan-words-i-know/2017-12-17T18:23:07+00:00monthlyhttps://twobeesinablog.com/2017/12/16/local-alaskan-television-guns-funny-voices-and-not-much-else/https://twobeesinablog.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/12/23843374_10210590443812572_4237190238027232609_n.jpgjames dalton highwayUnder the sign for the James Dalton Highway. Legend has it, James Dalton would gun down people along this route whenever they'd call him Jimmy.https://twobeesinablog.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/12/24297171_10210611940509976_4307913506177741536_o.jpgalaskan travelersAs cheerful as we could look while waiting for our flight home.2017-12-16T18:42:02+00:00monthlyhttps://twobeesinablog.com/2017/12/15/bees-binge-watch-session-wanted/https://twobeesinablog.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/12/wanted-australia.jpgwanted australiaThe alternative title of this show was "Women in Hats" because it's the most consistent element of the show.https://twobeesinablog.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/12/wanted-tv-show.jpgWanted TV ShowThe cast of Wanted at the tryouts for Three's Company: 2018.2017-12-15T23:32:50+00:00monthlyhttps://twobeesinablog.com/2017/12/12/mastering-your-domain/https://twobeesinablog.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/12/23736064_10210546961565543_5536041100549070171_o.jpgloving coupleJenny also whips me if I don't. Please send help.https://twobeesinablog.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/12/25319799_10210686656537830_696906085_o.jpgonesiesThe onesies are almost perfect. All we're missing is the butt flap.2017-12-13T23:26:51+00:00monthlyhttps://twobeesinablog.com/2017/12/11/playing-in-the-snow/2017-12-12T05:31:53+00:00monthlyhttps://twobeesinablog.com/2017/12/04/dont-visit-alaska-expecting-to-drink-water-below-100-degrees/https://twobeesinablog.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/12/24131173_10210590498373936_6617305394760165456_n.jpgfilipino in alaskaA year ago, she never saw snow in person. Now, she's planning to leave me for Frosty.https://twobeesinablog.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/12/23844961_10210590511374261_7363241220607693866_n.jpgyukon riverWho needs boxing gloves when you have a cup of hot coffee in each hand?2017-12-11T19:53:22+00:00monthlyhttps://twobeesinablog.com/2017/11/29/alaska-canada-for-americans-without-passports/https://twobeesinablog.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/24058705_10210590441572516_8464921582102866560_n.jpgcoldfootOn our way to Coldfoot, enjoying some elbow room after using an outhouse.https://twobeesinablog.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/23844512_10210590555215357_3657514485650871950_n.jpgcoldfoot alaskaThe view from the Cafe aka the only place to eat within hundreds of miles.https://twobeesinablog.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/24059124_10210590616296884_7704528099438127637_n.jpgbig pancakeJenny was outside taking pictures when our order came. I told her not to be disappointed with her food, insinuating that her pancake was really tiny.2017-12-11T19:52:49+00:00monthlyhttps://twobeesinablog.com/2017/12/09/shallowness-has-no-place-in-a-relationship-long-distance-or-otherwise/https://twobeesinablog.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/12/23915727_10210590679218457_6229146375754022746_n.jpglong distance relationshipTwo faces that clearly don't properly represent how much the wait was worth it.https://twobeesinablog.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/12/24058963_10210590567735670_7096625110617650272_n.jpgimperfectI'm so flawed I couldn't even remember to bring a hat with me to Alaska. Thankfully, Jenny had two so I spent the trip representing Nine West...2017-12-12T10:05:24+00:00monthlyhttps://twobeesinablog.com/2017/12/10/vlog-saying-goodbye-coldfoot-to-fairbanks-fly-adventure-honeymoon-tour-part-3/2017-12-11T19:47:15+00:00monthlyhttps://twobeesinablog.com/2017/12/05/vlog-alaska-trip-northern-lights-more-coldfoot-adventure-honeymoon-tour-part-2/2018-03-18T19:20:30+00:00monthlyhttps://twobeesinablog.com/2017/12/02/vlog-alaska-trip-from-fairbanks-to-coldfoot-camp-honeymoon-tour-part-1/2017-12-11T19:28:33+00:00monthlyhttps://twobeesinablog.com/2017/10/14/vlog-first-baseball-game-experience/2017-12-11T19:27:59+00:00monthlyhttps://twobeesinablog.com/2017/06/25/vlog-a-day-at-six-flags-great-adventure-minus-the-vomiting-shots/https://twobeesinablog.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/06/35-roller-coaster-reduced.png35-Roller Coaster reducedThis is somehow accurate, in a crude way. Also, the state of our eyes are rather opposite--Timmy had his open the entire time, while I am a chicken turd who only opened hers for a second or two.2017-12-11T19:27:31+00:00monthlyhttps://twobeesinablog.com/2017/06/15/vlog-gross-married-couple-spend-weekend-together/2017-12-11T19:26:58+00:00monthlyhttps://twobeesinablog.com/2017/05/31/vlog-hair-crisis-first-popeyes-experience/https://twobeesinablog.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/05/collage-2017-05-27-16_31_44.jpgCollage 2017-05-27 16_31_44https://twobeesinablog.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/05/31-bangs-reduced.png31-bangs reduced2017-12-11T19:24:20+00:00monthlyhttps://twobeesinablog.com/2017/05/26/vlog-my-husband-is-scary/2017-12-11T19:22:51+00:00monthlyhttps://twobeesinablog.com/2017/05/23/vlog-first-beach-trip-together/2022-12-26T16:59:38+00:00monthlyhttps://twobeesinablog.com/2017/05/01/vlog-stupid-antisocial-weekend-clips/2017-12-11T19:14:43+00:00monthlyhttps://twobeesinablog.com/2017/03/28/vlog-first-circus-experience-ringling-brothers/2017-12-11T19:13:51+00:00monthlyhttps://twobeesinablog.com/2017/03/28/vlog-first-hockey-game/2017-12-11T19:13:29+00:00monthlyhttps://twobeesinablog.com/2017/03/14/our-big-fat-filipino-weekend/2017-12-11T19:11:25+00:00monthlyhttps://twobeesinablog.com/2017/07/01/bees-used-to-be-holy/https://twobeesinablog.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/07/bee2_comp2.jpgbee2_comp2(source: http://andrewgough.co.uk/ )https://twobeesinablog.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/07/anatolian-mother-goddess-with-beehive-style-tiara.jpgAnatolian-Mother-Goddess-with-Beehive-Style-TiaraTurkish Mother Goddess with Beehive Tiara (source: http://themotherhouseofthegoddess.com )https://twobeesinablog.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/07/omphalos.jpgSource: http://themotherhouseofthegoddess.com/2017-12-11T19:09:11+00:00monthlyhttps://twobeesinablog.com/2017/07/28/filipino-facts-did-you-know-two-disney-princesses-are-filipino/https://twobeesinablog.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/07/full-metal-jacket-joker-hooker-me-so-horny-me-love-you-long-time-matthew-modine.jpgfull-metal-jacket-joker-hooker-me-so-horny-me-love-you-long-time-matthew-modineA different Miss Saigon with less musical talent and more...well...you know.https://twobeesinablog.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/07/lea-solanga.jpglea solangaI suspect Disney hasn't returned her voice either.2017-12-11T19:08:58+00:00monthlyhttps://twobeesinablog.com/2017/03/07/in-which-we-go-to-walmart-and-timmy-dances/2017-12-11T19:08:12+00:00monthlyhttps://twobeesinablog.com/2017/02/16/our-first-valentines-day-together/https://twobeesinablog.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/02/valentines3.jpgValentine's Day candyHave you ever seen two people so in love with the candy they're holding?https://twobeesinablog.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/02/wendys.jpgwendysWhat I'm not against is staring at other people at Wendy's.https://twobeesinablog.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/02/valentines2.jpgvalentines2You would think anyone capable of making the face I am in this picture would have to be alone on Valentine's Day.https://twobeesinablog.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/02/valentines1.jpgvalentines dayIf you had one guess based on our faces, who would you say has to pee more?2017-12-11T19:06:37+00:00monthlyhttps://twobeesinablog.com/2017/12/01/trucker-food-in-coldfoot-alaska-a-rushed-recap-of-eating-like-men/https://twobeesinablog.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/12/23905661_10210590559415462_4296454474597117719_n.jpgcoldfoot alaskaRule number one of honeymooning: keep your food close.https://twobeesinablog.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/12/23905264_10210590572375786_3475107651326464386_n.jpgcoldfoot cafeThe Coldfoot Cafe; the world's only place where Ice Road Truckers and Chinese tourists come together to break bread and wind.https://twobeesinablog.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/12/23915836_10210590509254208_1462886907664313790_n.jpgyukon riverOne of Jenny Bee's favorite spots on our trip along the Yukon River with one of her least favorite people. Which by the way, she just said "I don't like you." Then saw I was writing a blog here and did a funny dance.https://twobeesinablog.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/12/23915628_10210590616616892_832328378850887477_n.jpgpancake modelBehind this massive pancake is the remains of Rudolph the Rednosed Reindeer. They used to laugh and call him names. Now he's in the belly of a tourist.2017-12-25T16:00:02+00:00monthlyhttps://twobeesinablog.com/2017/11/22/my-day-at-work-today-friends-pooping-looking-the-fool/https://twobeesinablog.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/bush-wave.jpgBush, waveTaken when George Bush awkwardly asked Saddam Hussein to politely move his life from his body because it was blocking his popularity.https://twobeesinablog.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/pooping.jpegpoopingIs there anything less inviting than a man pooping?https://twobeesinablog.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/rabbit-hole.jpgrabbit-holeAgain, this picture is meant to represent a rabbit hole and not the other aforementioned type.https://twobeesinablog.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/bbc.pngbbcI'm willing to bet the BBCs in Somali are some of the biggest.2017-11-29T01:15:39+00:00monthlyhttps://twobeesinablog.com/2017/11/22/greatest-candy-of-all-time-candidate-fast-break/https://twobeesinablog.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/three-musketeers.jpgthree musketeersAnytime Charlie Sheen is involved, someone must get hurt. And what's with Hollywood trying to make Oliver Platt an action star?https://twobeesinablog.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/fast-break.jpgFast BreakLooking at this picture alone is 100 calories.https://twobeesinablog.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/cincinnati-reds.jpgcincinnati redsMoments before the Cincinnati Reds were killed by Klingons.2017-11-22T04:52:12+00:00monthlyhttps://twobeesinablog.com/2017/11/19/guns-in-the-philippines-keep-your-fast-food-burger-safe/https://twobeesinablog.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/filpino-security.jpgfilpino securityImagine how much more civil Black Friday would be with this motherfucker standing at the front of Best Buy.https://twobeesinablog.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/philippine-mall-security-guards.jpgPhilippine-Mall-Security-Guards"Stop right there and help me with my geometry homework."2017-11-19T17:50:03+00:00monthlyhttps://twobeesinablog.com/2017/11/11/my-neighbors-the-yamadas-simple-funny-and-slightly-strange/https://twobeesinablog.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/neighbors-the-yamadas.gifneighbors the yamadasJenny and I have tried this trick on each other plenty.https://twobeesinablog.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/my-neighbors-the-yamadas.jpgmy neighbors the yamadasThe unique artwork gives this film a character all its own; and likely saved the Japanese version of Harvey Weinstein a lot of money.2017-11-11T16:37:34+00:00monthlyhttps://twobeesinablog.com/2017/11/10/bees-of-new-york/https://twobeesinablog.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/humans-of-new-york_two-bees-in-a-blog.jpgHumans of New York_Two Bees in a Blog(Image credits to Humans of New York)2017-11-29T01:14:49+00:00monthlyhttps://twobeesinablog.com/2017/11/05/long-distance-relationship-meetup-advice-add-a-day-for-sleep/https://twobeesinablog.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/23116660_10210436141755117_2808948292082821087_o.jpgscary faceWhat I like in handsomeness I make up for in saving on Halloween costumes.https://twobeesinablog.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/early-bird-special.jpgearly bird specialEarly bird specials are the greatest place to see senior citizens and junkies come together under one roof and enjoy pancakes.https://twobeesinablog.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/sleeping.jpgsleepingThis baby has the right idea. Look incredibly adorable, but also spread your arms out so no one can go anywhere near you.2017-11-10T18:57:52+00:00monthlyhttps://twobeesinablog.com/2017/10/22/autumn-is-a-good-time-for-bees/https://twobeesinablog.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/10/bee-autumn-2016.jpgbee autumn 2016This was taken during the first few days I arrived here, when autumn was at its peak. That was a lovely day. https://twobeesinablog.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/10/22686704_10210370234147468_1214286837_n.jpg22686704_10210370234147468_1214286837_nThis beautiful picture was captured a few days after Timmy's birthday. This would do for an evidence, right? I'm pretty sure we were still wearing the same shirts and not taken a shower since, so the essence of the day was practically still stuck on us.https://twobeesinablog.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/10/22752057_10210370213666956_686548989_n.jpg22752057_10210370213666956_686548989_nWe had the same cake for my birthday earlier this year. I think now it's officially a tradition.https://twobeesinablog.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/10/bee-face.jpgbee faceThis is what nice and cool looks like.2017-11-04T10:54:34+00:00monthlyhttps://twobeesinablog.com/2017/11/04/almost-michigan-bound/https://twobeesinablog.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/09/20258490_10211536386838620_4273590564969725745_n.jpghappy coupleNo amount of money is worth not seeing each other. Gift certificates, though, might be a different story.https://twobeesinablog.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/09/21083449_10210023873768675_8404783854192967330_o.jpgangry coupleWell, it's important to us sometimes.2017-11-06T16:16:29+00:00monthlyhttps://twobeesinablog.com/2017/09/06/movies-we-mention-literally-every-day-the-greasy-strangler/https://twobeesinablog.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/09/eating-dominos.jpgeating dominosWho looks this sad while eating Dominos? This family must really hate each other.https://twobeesinablog.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/09/the-greasy-strangler.jpgthe greasy stranglerProbably the tamest part of this movie.2017-11-05T02:46:36+00:00monthlyhttps://twobeesinablog.com/2017/09/04/the-leak/https://twobeesinablog.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/09/41-the-leak-reduced.png41-the leak reduced2017-09-04T18:52:55+00:00monthlyhttps://twobeesinablog.com/2017/09/04/my-first-week-with-glasses/https://twobeesinablog.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/09/16681780_10208498557196714_8208761748514927570_n.jpglifelineEven better, she's completely serious.https://twobeesinablog.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/09/21083705_10210038771621112_7361986438243023428_o.jpgglasses coupleDon't mess with us, we're business professionals and can afford healthcare.2017-11-05T17:46:46+00:00monthlyhttps://twobeesinablog.com/2017/08/28/more-men-have-walked-the-moon-than-filipinos-have-walked-a-block/https://twobeesinablog.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/08/vanessa-carlton-thousand-miles.pngvanessa carlton thousand milesSpeaking of a thousand miles, who knew Vanessa Carlton had such a long face? She should just ride her brothers and sisters (the horses in the background) if she needs to travel so far.https://twobeesinablog.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/08/walking-with-friends.jpgwalking with friendsUnlike Jenny and I, I'm doubtful they're going to Rite Aid for buy one get one free candy.2017-11-05T17:46:21+00:00monthlyhttps://twobeesinablog.com/2017/08/27/things-we-dont-have-in-common-bubblegum-flavor-fandom/https://twobeesinablog.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/08/bubble-gum-flavor.jpgbubble gum flavorFor the kid who can't stop shitting but is too stubborn to ingest the original flavor.https://twobeesinablog.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/08/stay-puft.jpgstay puftIn all fairness, this was the most famous attack on New York City in the 1980s.2025-03-06T11:13:00+00:00monthlyhttps://twobeesinablog.com/2017/08/13/marriage-makes-you-saner-at-least-through-the-first-8-months/https://twobeesinablog.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/08/two-bees-on-a-train.jpgtwo bees on a trainNormal people who ride the train together and hide in the corner away from everyone else.https://twobeesinablog.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/08/20617138_10209884503084495_6504976169012507063_o.jpgdunkin donutsOther than trips to Dunkin Donuts...2017-08-13T17:05:38+00:00monthlyhttps://twobeesinablog.com/2017/08/12/jim-and-pam-from-the-office-are-horrible-people-and-suck-at-ldrs/https://twobeesinablog.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/08/19961230_10211455401854046_6885492562916400881_n.jpgtim and jennyJim and Pam? Pfft. I prefer Tim and....mammogram one day needer? You wouldn't believe how few rhymes there are for Pam that describe Jenny.https://twobeesinablog.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/08/tim-canterbury.jpgtim canterburyThe look when you know your entire career is based off of copying another character yours was based off of, but they only changed the first letter of your name and hoped nobody in America would ever compare the two programs.https://twobeesinablog.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/08/jim-halper.gifjim halpertThis face is what flamethrowers were invented for.https://twobeesinablog.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/08/jim-and-pam.jpgjim and pamYou don't have to watch a single episode of The Office to know these people deserve to die alone.2019-01-01T14:51:36+00:00monthlyhttps://twobeesinablog.com/2017/08/05/diversity-in-the-philippines-starts-and-ends-with-shirt-color/https://twobeesinablog.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/08/game-of-thrones.pnggame of thronesI couldn't find any good pictures for this one, so here's one of us with the closest skin shade you'll find thanks to our dimly lit bedroom.2017-08-11T22:12:08+00:00monthlyhttps://twobeesinablog.com/2017/07/30/lizards-on-the-walls/https://twobeesinablog.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/07/tuco.jpgBreaking Bad (Season 1)Not to be confused with Tuco from Breaking Bad.https://twobeesinablog.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/07/philippine_house_lizard_by_ekoi1995.jpgphilippine_house_lizard_by_ekoi1995For me, this is a reason to burn the house down.2017-08-02T23:18:26+00:00monthlyhttps://twobeesinablog.com/2017/07/29/i-think-i-liked-logan-better-than-deadpool/https://twobeesinablog.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/07/logan-mexican-girl.jpglogan mexican girlShe doesn't talk for almost the entire film and when she does you'll wish she never did.https://twobeesinablog.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/07/logan-movie.jpgLOGANIn his defense, I'd groan lots too if I looked this old.2018-09-29T03:27:38+00:00monthlyhttps://twobeesinablog.com/2017/07/27/our-first-karaoke-experience-in-the-usa-together/https://twobeesinablog.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/07/the-rock-as-woman.jpgthe rock as womanRoxette would be a great name for The Rock if he ever goes full-blown woman.https://twobeesinablog.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/07/videoke.jpgvideokeFilipinos doing what they do best: disturbing the neighbors.https://twobeesinablog.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/07/adele-singer.jpgadele singer"When We Were Young" is actually about the creation of the universe billions of years ago.2017-07-27T01:22:56+00:00monthlyhttps://twobeesinablog.com/2017/07/26/got-s07-ep2-recap-from-a-newbie/2017-07-27T23:29:51+00:00monthlyhttps://twobeesinablog.com/2017/07/24/got-s07-ep1-recap-from-a-newbie/2017-07-24T00:26:37+00:00monthlyhttps://twobeesinablog.com/2017/07/23/fourth-of-july-movie-marathon-review-okja-the-inivation-it-follows/https://twobeesinablog.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/07/it-follows.pngit followsWhen white NBA players retire, they get roles in horror films.https://twobeesinablog.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/07/the-invitation.jpgthe invitationI hope it's obvious how much this screen grab would make an antisocial couple want to avoid the film.https://twobeesinablog.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/07/okja.jpgokjaThe two stars of the film: a Korean girl and New Jersey Governor Chris Christie.2017-07-23T23:39:37+00:00monthlyhttps://twobeesinablog.com/2017/07/21/what-id-do-working-in-a-sari-sari-store/https://twobeesinablog.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/07/jessy-mendiola-fat.jpgjessy mendiola fatThis is Jessy Mendiola--a Filipino who was bashed for being too fat. Imagine how much hate the average American woman would receive.https://twobeesinablog.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/07/sari-sari.jpgsari-sariThis particular sari-sari store looks like a human/potato chip prison.2017-07-22T13:59:58+00:00monthlyhttps://twobeesinablog.com/2017/07/19/for-three-years-life-revolved-around-saturday-evening/https://twobeesinablog.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/07/skype-for-business-surface.pngskype-for-business-surfaceThank you, Skype. You helped our relationship blossom and you've ensured people doing job interviews can judge a potential candidate on the way they look.https://twobeesinablog.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/07/house-on-island.jpghouse on islandThis is where we'd like to live.2017-07-19T01:18:01+00:00monthlyhttps://twobeesinablog.com/2017/07/15/will-you-still-love-me-even-when-im-bald/https://twobeesinablog.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/07/19780378_10209630812742395_8651633218836213761_o.jpgdouchebag haircutIf I was a bigger douchebag, the haircut would've ended here.https://twobeesinablog.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/07/19956666_10209718024802642_4175314501029662438_o.jpgbald boyAn even bigger concern for me right now is that face on the bottom right. I do not remember making it. Should I see a doctor?https://twobeesinablog.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/07/joe-buck-hair-plugs.jpgUSP NFL: SUPER BOWL XLVIIIII-FOX SPORTS PRESS CONF S FBN USA NYSports announcer Joe Buck is an admitted hair plug addict. Somehow, this is worse than grown men loving My Little Pony.2017-07-15T12:42:47+00:00monthlyhttps://twobeesinablog.com/2017/07/07/filipino-boys-are-old-enough-to-remember-their-circumcisions/https://twobeesinablog.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/07/wet-dream.jpgwet dreamActual footage of a repressed man's wet first dream.https://twobeesinablog.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/07/growing-pains-poster.jpggrowing pains posterThe Filipino version of Growing Pains was a lot crueler to young men.2017-08-17T02:26:33+00:00monthlyhttps://twobeesinablog.com/2017/07/02/doctors-need-less-vacations-and-more-magic-wands/https://twobeesinablog.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/07/willy-wonka-cane.jpgwilly wonka caneI love how Willy Wonka can make fun of disabled people and mock them moments before getting cheers.https://twobeesinablog.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/07/austin-jones-butthole.jpgaustin jones buttholeYouTube star Austin Jones is the second most uncomfortable thing to happen near my butthole. If you don't know who he is, look it up and laugh.https://twobeesinablog.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/07/ted-bundy.jpgted bundy"I pwomise to stop killing." - my doctor would then assume everything is good in this world2017-07-02T14:21:13+00:00monthlyhttps://twobeesinablog.com/2017/06/27/the-average-flood-in-the-us-is-a-light-mist-in-the-philippines/https://twobeesinablog.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/06/filipino-flood.jpgfilipino floodLebron James played for this team, but missed most of the season because the water was too cold.https://twobeesinablog.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/06/flood-philippines.jpgflood philippinesLiquid pants--or as the Filipinos call it, walking to work in a flood.https://twobeesinablog.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/06/snorkels.jpgsnorkelsUnderwater breathing apparatus or the most popular item sold at the Pride Parades over the weekend?https://twobeesinablog.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/06/flash-flood.pngflash floodIf it wasn't for texts like these, we'd all go out and hang around flood areas at 4:19AM.2017-06-27T00:10:29+00:00monthlyhttps://twobeesinablog.com/2017/06/25/jenny-survived-winter-can-she-master-her-first-american-summer/https://twobeesinablog.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/06/15977028_10209826397369952_7603991005969604981_n.jpgbees in winterI'm still impressed she was able to take off her gloves long enough for a two-fie. I'm far more ashamed that I understand what a two-fie is.https://twobeesinablog.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/06/louisiana-swamp.jpglouisiana swampThe worst part of all from having a Louisiana swamp back is the laws are 100 years outdated.2023-08-06T21:35:51+00:00monthlyhttps://twobeesinablog.com/2017/06/23/dreams-dont-come-true-weve-quit-the-lottery/https://twobeesinablog.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/06/candy-haul.jpgcandy haulWe don't have any recent pictures of one of our legendary candy hauls so acceptance this picture of my wife snapping a far away shot of me as I stand with a bag full of food.https://twobeesinablog.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/06/scratch-off-tickets.jpgscratch off ticketsThe best thing to scratch since the invention of genitals.2017-06-26T02:38:18+00:00monthlyhttps://twobeesinablog.com/2017/06/23/did-i-mention-i-couldnt-breathe-during-my-wedding/https://twobeesinablog.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/06/15370134_10207930798643105_3443416162290273536_o.jpgtight wedding tuxedoThe smile of a man who knows a fit body is not in his future.https://twobeesinablog.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/06/14993578_10207770085065366_8216731151669033523_n.jpgtuxedo shopThis man does not know how to properly measure a person. You always start from the tip of the anus!https://twobeesinablog.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/06/big-bird-costume.jpgbig bird costumeI'm telling you baby, this would have made a beautiful wedding gown.2017-06-23T00:53:27+00:00monthlyhttps://twobeesinablog.com/2017/06/22/empty-seats-in-the-philippines-are-treated-differently-than-in-the-us/https://twobeesinablog.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/06/17547075_10208898515355418_7108352640121229791_o.jpgPhilippines jeepneyJust another reminder of another horrible factoid about American transportation.https://twobeesinablog.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/06/empty-seats-bus.jpgempty seats busLooks fully occupied to me.https://twobeesinablog.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/06/barney-the-dinosaur.jpgbarney the dinosaurBarney the Dinosaur doesn't have to worry about sharing STDs because he has no junk.2017-06-22T00:08:31+00:00monthlyhttps://twobeesinablog.com/2017/06/20/time-to-have-a-baby/https://twobeesinablog.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/06/15181437_10207832686030351_8803159878210347131_n.jpgproud parentsNo baby for these two yet which means there is plenty of time to accomplish things before the apocalypse.https://twobeesinablog.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/06/jaden-smith.jpgjaden smithWill Smith will make any movie he can now because he knows none will be as bad as the existence of this thing.2017-06-20T00:23:04+00:00monthlyhttps://twobeesinablog.com/2017/06/18/forensic-files-our-current-dinner-watching-entertainment/https://twobeesinablog.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/06/16403352_10208403201172873_7708924118305365979_o.jpgeating evidenceEating pork belly is not as appealing when watching a show about a woman's bones getting discovered in her ex-husband's basement.https://twobeesinablog.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/06/forensic-files.jpgforensic filesNo problem? Some of these cases take decades to solve. That's a problem.2025-02-28T09:50:14+00:00monthlyhttps://twobeesinablog.com/2017/06/17/fantastic-beasts-and-where-to-find-them/https://twobeesinablog.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/06/cb0342fc1d645c8b238fadcde367de008aea5ee8_hq.jpgcb0342fc1d645c8b238fadcde367de008aea5ee8_hqhttps://twobeesinablog.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/06/fantastic-beasts-erumpent.giffantastic-beasts-erumpentEspecially when this Erumpent (rhino/elephant-like creature) tried to have sex with Jacob Kowalski, Eddie Redmayne's sidekick character with the forgettable name. https://twobeesinablog.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/06/eddie-redmayne-funny.jpgEddie Redmayne funnyYou know what I mean (seriously though, I actually like this actor....but I also like Benedict Cumberbatch, so there).2017-06-17T16:34:12+00:00monthlyhttps://twobeesinablog.com/2017/06/17/movies-we-literally-reference-every-day-the-lobster/https://twobeesinablog.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/05/train-ride.jpgtrain rideThis is a recent picture of us not looking anything alike.https://twobeesinablog.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/05/the-lobster-movie.jpgthe lobster movieThe best film of the year with a poster created in Microsoft Paint.https://twobeesinablog.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/05/asparagus.jpgasparagusThe only thing that could hurt the film industry more than another remake is replacing the candy with asparagus.2017-06-17T02:17:43+00:00monthlyhttps://twobeesinablog.com/2016/02/07/asian-medicine-doesnt-realize-white-people-are-hairy/https://twobeesinablog.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/02/hairy-man.jpghairy manMe, basically, except I have no musical talent.2017-06-16T18:02:47+00:00monthlyhttps://twobeesinablog.com/2017/06/15/today-in-bee-history-fiancee-petition-approval-day/https://twobeesinablog.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/06/dancing-monkey.jpgdancing monkeyJenny celebrates petition approval.https://twobeesinablog.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/06/black-prince.jpgblack princeEdward the Black Prince? Close enough.2017-06-15T23:49:33+00:00monthlyhttps://twobeesinablog.com/2017/06/04/follow-me-on-social-media/https://twobeesinablog.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/06/follow-me.jpgfollow me2017-06-04T19:48:18+00:00monthlyhttps://twobeesinablog.com/2017/06/02/im-not-a-serial-killer-review-christopher-lloyd-is-back-and-really-old/https://twobeesinablog.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/05/im-not-a-serial-killer.jpgi'm not a serial killerThe amazing thing about Christopher Lloyd is that he was already old before I was even born.https://twobeesinablog.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/05/fifty-shades-darker.jpgfifty shades darkerShit. I take it back. Some books are terrible with equally as bad movies.2017-06-02T00:08:57+00:00monthlyhttps://twobeesinablog.com/2017/05/30/whats-with-all-the-running/https://twobeesinablog.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/05/donation-box.jpgdonation boxEver notice how you NEVER see a nudist at Goodwill donating clothes? It's because they cannot relate.https://twobeesinablog.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/05/charity-race.jpgcharity raceIronically, these same people who raised money for ALS will never walk again after running this marathon.2017-05-30T23:24:15+00:00monthlyhttps://twobeesinablog.com/2017/05/29/on-memorial-day-heres-more-on-our-first-valentines-day-weekend-together/https://twobeesinablog.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/05/vdayweekend11.jpgVDayWeekend11Here we are outside in the cold looking happy.https://twobeesinablog.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/05/vdayweekend10.jpgVDayWeekend10This is us waiting for our food while secretly hoping the other is unable to finish their meal and politely asks the other to help them (or maybe just me).https://twobeesinablog.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/05/vdayweekend9.jpgVDayWeekend9This is our food. I think it was something with squid and other seafood. It was actually just the appetizer, too.https://twobeesinablog.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/05/vdayweekend8.jpgVDayWeekend8https://twobeesinablog.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/05/vdayweekend7.jpgVDayWeekend7https://twobeesinablog.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/05/vdayweekend6.jpgVDayWeekend6This is me enjoying my food and forgetting about my problems.https://twobeesinablog.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/05/vdayweekend5.jpgVDayWeekend5We ended up getting frozen yogurt for dessert because we thought it was best to avoid hipsters as much as possible.https://twobeesinablog.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/05/vdayweekend4.jpgVDayWeekend4Finally, this is just us being silly and spending time together (me on my computer and her on her phone)https://twobeesinablog.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/05/vdayweekend3.jpgVDayWeekend3https://twobeesinablog.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/05/vdayweekend2.jpgVDayWeekend22017-05-29T20:13:58+00:00monthlyhttps://twobeesinablog.com/2017/05/28/designs-of-the-week-banged-do-you-like-being-human-break-a-leg/2017-05-28T21:18:06+00:00monthlyhttps://twobeesinablog.com/2017/05/28/long-distance-relationship-warning-prepare-to-lose-sleep/https://twobeesinablog.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/05/losing-sleep.jpeglosing sleepOne day people will stop saying their Twitter was hacked and start saying their big sleepy heads typed the racist comment.https://twobeesinablog.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/05/12998752_10206376399584100_3512405615102185788_n-1.jpgsleepy beesI know there's a picture somewhere of Jenny sleeping, but I'm honestly afraid to ask her for it because she'll hate me all over again for taking it. In lieu of that, here's a picture of me looking very tired after flying to the Philippines.2017-05-28T01:43:58+00:00monthlyhttps://twobeesinablog.com/2017/05/06/train-to-busan-review-cheer-up-south-korea/https://twobeesinablog.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/04/train-to-busan.jpgtrain to busanThis is the face a bad father makes when he realizes his daughter is missing and he can probably get away without being judged for it.https://twobeesinablog.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/04/ugly-man-train-to-busan.jpgugly man train to busanThe big guy in the front fights zombies bareknuckled. When I grow up, I want to be a large Korean man like him.2017-05-07T12:48:16+00:00monthlyhttps://twobeesinablog.com/2017/05/04/cold-showers-are-all-over-the-philippines/https://twobeesinablog.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/04/hot-shower.jpghot showerThe best thing about burning off your face in the shower: no more having to do anything else.https://twobeesinablog.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/04/4-amberlynn.pngfat girlThe average American enjoying a snack.https://twobeesinablog.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/04/ron-jeremy-482x298.jpgron-jeremyIn multiple films, actor Ron Jeremy has played an elephant who sprays down his co-stars with his trunk.2017-05-10T01:09:27+00:00monthlyhttps://twobeesinablog.com/2017/05/03/is-happiness-bad/https://twobeesinablog.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/05/14-dark-and-light-reduced.png14-Dark and Light reducedhttps://twobeesinablog.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/05/screenshot_20170502-210415.pngScreenshot_20170502-210415https://twobeesinablog.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/05/screenshot_20170503-112927.pngScreenshot_20170503-112927https://twobeesinablog.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/05/screenshot_20170502-210137.pngScreenshot_20170502-210137https://twobeesinablog.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/05/screenshot_20170502-211358.pngScreenshot_20170502-2113582017-05-03T20:49:37+00:00monthlyhttps://twobeesinablog.com/2017/04/30/saturday-night-partayy-with-friends/https://twobeesinablog.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/04/18253840_10209123202532457_1966611150_n.jpgsquad goalsObviously, Kit Kat had a little too much to drink as evident by the fact that he was upside down.https://twobeesinablog.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/04/18254257_10209123199652385_676687509_n.jpgcandy and cheetosBetter than people.2017-04-30T23:05:30+00:00monthlyhttps://twobeesinablog.com/2017/04/30/20-off-free-shipping-on-everything-at-our-society6-shop/https://twobeesinablog.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/04/photogrid_1493565393031.jpgPhotoGrid_14935653930312017-04-30T15:32:50+00:00monthlyhttps://twobeesinablog.com/2017/04/29/gloomy-anniversaries-six-months-is-the-long-distance-relationship-limit/https://twobeesinablog.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/04/halloween-candy.jpghalloween candyHalloween loses its luster the moment you're guilty before eating the candy.https://twobeesinablog.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/04/grave.jpggraveAshley Graham's plus size grave?2017-04-29T15:03:19+00:00monthlyhttps://twobeesinablog.com/2017/04/29/why-were-so-depressed-on-sunday-nights/2017-04-29T06:02:26+00:00monthlyhttps://twobeesinablog.com/2017/04/20/two-bees-merchandise-now-available/https://twobeesinablog.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/04/1-two-bees-merchandise.png1-Two Bees Merchandise2017-04-27T23:48:14+00:00monthlyhttps://twobeesinablog.com/2017/04/21/classic-enemies/https://twobeesinablog.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/04/photogrid_1492802265712.jpgPhotoGrid_1492802265712https://twobeesinablog.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/04/classic-enemies-2.pngClassic Enemies 22017-04-27T21:10:31+00:00monthlyhttps://twobeesinablog.com/2017/04/27/cooking-filipino-food-by-an-american-rather-wonderful-man/https://twobeesinablog.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/04/complacent-relationship-drawing.pngcomplacent relationship drawinghttps://twobeesinablog.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/04/b1.jpgb1https://twobeesinablog.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/04/b2.jpgMango float bee style2017-04-27T21:10:01+00:00monthlyhttps://twobeesinablog.com/2017/04/26/going-in-circles-twobees-merch/https://twobeesinablog.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/04/gictote2.pngGICtote2https://twobeesinablog.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/04/gicclock2.jpgGICclock2https://twobeesinablog.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/04/gicclock.jpgGICclockhttps://twobeesinablog.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/04/gicnotebook.jpgGICnotebookhttps://twobeesinablog.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/04/gictote.jpgGICtotehttps://twobeesinablog.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/04/gicthrowpillow.jpgGICthrowpillowhttps://twobeesinablog.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/04/gicprint.pngGICprinthttps://twobeesinablog.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/04/gicwallclock.jpgGICwallclock2017-04-27T00:03:48+00:00monthlyhttps://twobeesinablog.com/2017/04/25/the-number-one-excuse-to-get-married/https://twobeesinablog.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/04/head-scratching.jpghead scratchingThe grossest thing about this picture is not the head scratching but the matching outfits these monkeys have on. You know it was the woman's idea.https://twobeesinablog.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/04/whendoorcloses.jpgWhenDoorClosesWhen one door closes, another one does not open. They close. We're getting as far away from that poop as possible and putting up a door barrier.https://twobeesinablog.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/04/gross-things.jpggross things"I now pronounce you, gross person and even more disgusting creature." - honest wedding officiant2017-04-25T23:08:22+00:00monthlyhttps://twobeesinablog.com/2017/04/23/the-best-christmas-card-ever/https://twobeesinablog.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/04/13063283_10207635211551676_2350919020788842144_o.jpgscary white manIf 50% of the people you are with are not embarrassed, you're a Hall of Famer.https://twobeesinablog.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/04/15823566_10209698266406758_2282182445574743277_n.jpgchristmas cardhttps://twobeesinablog.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/04/15822939_10209698266446759_7238424183344421321_n.jpgchristmas card2017-04-24T14:42:50+00:00monthlyhttps://twobeesinablog.com/2017/04/23/happy-bearthday/https://twobeesinablog.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/04/fb_img_1492906714799.jpgFB_IMG_14929067147992017-04-23T18:40:22+00:00monthlyhttps://twobeesinablog.com/2017/04/22/benefit-of-a-long-distance-relationship-its-all-yours/https://twobeesinablog.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/04/12998752_10206376399584100_3512405615102185788_n.jpglong distance relationshipThe happiness of seeing your fiancee after six months apart is all over our faces. For me, there's also a lot of dry skin.https://twobeesinablog.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/04/16711812_10208498558036735_5628085910774722838_n.jpglong distance relationshipWhy keep so much happiness from the world? Oh yeah, because I hate it!https://twobeesinablog.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/04/missing-person.jpgmissing personHow does someone completely black, without a face, go missing?2017-05-02T23:35:38+00:00monthlyhttps://twobeesinablog.com/2017/04/03/coin-money-versus-paper-money/https://twobeesinablog.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/04/3d-movie-watchers.jpg3d movie watchersAren't most 3D movies for kids? Then why are there three men sitting by themselves behind one another?https://twobeesinablog.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/02/received_10208893004937661.pngPhilippines vs USA transportation2017-04-20T04:09:29+00:00monthlyhttps://twobeesinablog.com/2017/04/20/impromptu-cake-eating/https://twobeesinablog.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/04/15369102_10207930803843235_7120826639578337192_o.jpgwedding cakeIt took me four hours after getting married to officially give up on dieting for life.https://twobeesinablog.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/04/wedding-cake.jpgwedding cakeIt took me four hours after getting married to officially give up on dieting for life.https://twobeesinablog.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/04/cake.jpgcakeEven though she didn't share any of hers with me, I have to admire her defense.2017-04-20T01:56:53+00:00monthlyhttps://twobeesinablog.com/2017/04/18/laundry-day-separates-the-men-from-the-women/https://twobeesinablog.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/04/will-ferrel-boy.jpgwill ferrell boyNot exactly what I meant, but do you know how hard it is to find a recent picture of a feral child?https://twobeesinablog.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/04/laundry.pnglaundryIsn't it weird how whenever you do laundry one of the arms always goes missing?2017-04-22T10:36:22+00:00monthlyhttps://twobeesinablog.com/2017/04/17/thrifting-at-nyc/https://twobeesinablog.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/04/thrifting.pngthrifting at NYChttps://twobeesinablog.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/04/t4_2.jpgbelt thriftedhttps://twobeesinablog.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/04/t4.jpgShoes thriftedhttps://twobeesinablog.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/04/t3.jpgWindbreaker thriftedhttps://twobeesinablog.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/04/t2.jpgTshirt-Dress thriftedhttps://twobeesinablog.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/04/t1.jpgDenim Jacket thrifted2017-04-17T23:04:10+00:00monthlyhttps://twobeesinablog.com/2017/02/17/cooking-rice/https://twobeesinablog.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/02/received_10208525444108870.pngreceived_102085254441088702017-04-17T20:49:46+00:00monthlyhttps://twobeesinablog.com/2017/04/17/everybody-has-a-thing-between-their-legs-these-days/https://twobeesinablog.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/04/img_20170413_202345230.jpgIMG_20170413_202345230https://twobeesinablog.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/04/img_20170413_202327811.jpgIMG_20170413_2023278112017-04-17T05:18:42+00:00monthlyhttps://twobeesinablog.com/2017/04/15/hallelujah-moments/https://twobeesinablog.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/04/14915347_10209166661356964_4036999626986000952_n.jpgsunny dayOne of the first pictures we took together when Jenny arrived in the US. And yes, she was terribly disappointed to learn that my eyes had been sewn shut since we had last been together.https://twobeesinablog.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/04/sunny-day.jpgsunny dayOne of the first pictures we took together when Jenny arrived in the US. And yes, she was terribly disappointed to learn that my eyes had been sewn shut since we had last been together.https://twobeesinablog.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/04/fat-chinese-kid.jpgfat chinese kidAlthough my coat's penis (I think that's what it is) blocks part of his body, I assure you this rude bastard you see pictured in the background is a chubby Chinese kid.2017-04-15T14:26:11+00:00monthlyhttps://twobeesinablog.com/2017/04/11/long-distance-relationship-fighting-its-so-awkward-dont-bother/https://twobeesinablog.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/04/princess-leia-hologram.jpegprincess leia hologramIf Luke could smell Princess Leia's gross space breath he never would have gone through all that trouble saving her.https://twobeesinablog.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/04/penis-enlargment-doctor.jpgpenis enlargment doctorI really hope the guy in the cowboy hat is the one with the small wang and not the doctor.2017-04-14T14:40:17+00:00monthlyhttps://twobeesinablog.com/2016/10/01/togetherness-matters-most-in-a-long-distance-relationship/https://twobeesinablog.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/10/img_20160420_160923_1.jpgCube in Cebu2017-04-14T14:38:31+00:00monthlyhttps://twobeesinablog.com/2016/07/10/on-the-plus-side/https://twobeesinablog.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/07/apes-grooming.jpgapes groomingShowoffs...2017-04-14T14:32:42+00:00monthlyhttps://twobeesinablog.com/2016/05/26/two-week-long-distance-relationship-optimism/https://twobeesinablog.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/img_20160420_122425_1.jpgIMG_20160420_122425_1The word "thrilled" was invented for the moment when I realized Jenny wasn't finishing her pizza.https://twobeesinablog.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/summer-in-the-usa.jpgsummer in the usaJenny will be very disappointed to know in the USA this is something you can only really do two months out of the year--and I don't mean peeing in a pool full of people.2017-04-14T14:31:52+00:00monthlyhttps://twobeesinablog.com/2016/01/20/how-to-ignore-someone-you-love-and-completely-fail/https://twobeesinablog.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/feminism-silly1.jpgfeminism sillyhttps://twobeesinablog.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/feminism-silly.jpgfeminism sillyhttps://twobeesinablog.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/crazy-girl.jpgcrazy girlAll of the above.2017-04-14T14:30:36+00:00monthlyhttps://twobeesinablog.com/2016/01/05/long-distance-relationship-lesson-1-patience-four-minute-skype-curse/https://twobeesinablog.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/new-years-eve-bee.pngnew years eve beeAll I have to do is see her face and I remember how important patience is even when she's frozen and I know we'll have to wait a few minutes to connect again.https://twobeesinablog.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/jennynye2016.pngJenny New Years EveAll I have to do is see her face and I remember how important patience is.2017-04-14T14:29:47+00:00monthlyhttps://twobeesinablog.com/2016/01/01/long-distance-movie-date-1-i-love-you-phillip-morris/https://twobeesinablog.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/i-love-you-phillip-morris3.jpgi love you phillip morris3https://twobeesinablog.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/i-love-you-phillip-morris2.jpgi love you phillip morris2https://twobeesinablog.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/i-love-you-phillip-morris.jpgi love you phillip morrisThis movie is amazeballs with Jim Carrey at one of his finest. I'm going to have to write a separate review for this though since this post turned out to be not the "review" kind, as originally planned.2017-04-14T14:29:00+00:00monthlyhttps://twobeesinablog.com/2015/12/29/long-distance-relationship-necessity-1-good-time-management-skills/https://twobeesinablog.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/bee-watch.jpgbee watchAccording to Jenny's watch, it's half past clobberin' time.https://twobeesinablog.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/bee-watch-2.jpgbee watch 2This is one of Jenny's watches. One of them! As in she has several. The woman should never be late anywhere.2017-04-14T14:28:02+00:00monthlyhttps://twobeesinablog.com/2015/12/27/happiness-tip-1-declare-your-love/https://twobeesinablog.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/skype-24.jpgSkype 242017-04-14T14:27:13+00:00monthlyhttps://twobeesinablog.com/2015/12/25/gift-ideas-for-long-distance-relationship-partners-books/https://twobeesinablog.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/books-gift2.pngbooks gift2https://twobeesinablog.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/books-gift.pngbooks gift2017-04-14T14:25:00+00:00monthlyhttps://twobeesinablog.com/2017/04/14/petes-dragon-review-surely-that-monster-ate-people-in-the-deleted-scenes/https://twobeesinablog.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/04/robert-redford-petes-dragon.jpgrobert redford petes dragon"I was in this movie???" - Robert Redford's comments on the filmhttps://twobeesinablog.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/04/first-starbucks.jpgfirst starbucksSomehow a guy outside of Starbucks playing a guitar is a lot less obnoxious than everyone inside of it.https://twobeesinablog.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/04/petes-dragon.jpgpetes dragonPete's Dragon spoiler alert: We don't see the dragon's wang.2017-04-14T01:03:28+00:00monthlyhttps://twobeesinablog.com/2017/04/07/if-i-could-go-back-in-time-and-talk-to-the-younger-awkward-er-me/https://twobeesinablog.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/04/received_102089306887197321.pngreceived_10208930688719732https://twobeesinablog.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/04/received_10208930688719732.pngAwkward teen2017-04-07T19:30:33+00:00monthlyhttps://twobeesinablog.com/2017/04/06/the-thing-about-syria/https://twobeesinablog.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/04/received_10208914315790419.pngreceived_102089143157904192017-04-06T17:38:37+00:00monthlyhttps://twobeesinablog.com/2017/04/02/the-oa-review-five-things-we-liked-or-didnt-like/https://twobeesinablog.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/04/selfies.jpgselfies"I can't believe I wasted my twenties. I didn't update my Facebook status nearly enough." - 30-year-olds these dayshttps://twobeesinablog.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/04/homer-the-oa.jpghomer the oaI don't think we've ever hated a character so much for his face as much as we do Homer.https://twobeesinablog.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/04/watching-netflix.jpgWatching NetflixThe 2017 family business: sitting together on one couch complaining about how Netflix has no good movies.2017-04-13T17:55:40+00:00monthlyhttps://twobeesinablog.com/2017/03/26/ten-lessons-from-my-first-job-fair/https://twobeesinablog.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/03/sales-and-marketing.jpgsales and marketingThis was one of the first pictures that came up when searching for "Sales and Marketing." I'm resisting the best I can to make a snarky comment about how this was the way race relations were fixed, but I can't because there are too many.https://twobeesinablog.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/03/supportive-wife.jpgSupportive WifeDon't worry, she made sure my hair looked nothing like this when speaking with potential employers.https://twobeesinablog.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/03/kid-in-a-suit.jpgkid in a suit"I'd like job, pwease. I was boss at old organization." - them2017-03-26T14:35:24+00:00monthlyhttps://twobeesinablog.com/2017/03/25/who-farted-it-wasnt-me/https://twobeesinablog.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/03/trump-gross.jpgtrump grossYes. I know.https://twobeesinablog.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/03/monk1.jpgmonk1He even poops in contemplation. What a noble human being!2018-09-29T03:27:55+00:00monthlyhttps://twobeesinablog.com/2017/03/19/odds-are-you-will-marry-an-asian-too/https://twobeesinablog.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/03/beyonce-girls.jpgBeyonce GirlsLet's just see Beyonce tell Kim Jong Un she's the one who runs North Korea.https://twobeesinablog.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/03/justin-bieber-concert.jpgJustin Bieber concertThe US is so crowded that we have no choice but to show up to Justin Bieber concerts.https://twobeesinablog.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/03/lowest-population.jpgLowest PopulationMaybe it's not ideal, but the lines are so short!2017-03-19T14:45:22+00:00monthlyhttps://twobeesinablog.com/2017/03/17/my-friend-under-the-edge-of-the-platform/https://twobeesinablog.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/03/img_20170226_232543_075.jpgIMG_20170226_232543_0752017-03-19T14:44:16+00:00monthlyhttps://twobeesinablog.com/2017/03/12/barbers-are-my-dentists/https://twobeesinablog.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/03/haircut.jpghaircutFor someone who has never gone to barber school and had to deal with me moping during the entire haircut--Jenny did a great job. Plus, my ears are fully intact.https://twobeesinablog.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/03/will_arnett_portrait_a_l.jpgwill_arnett_portrait_a_lFor a guy whose hairline starts on the top of his head, Will Arnett looks sharp.https://twobeesinablog.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/03/dentist.jpgDentist"That's right kid. Reach into my toy chest." - every dentist is such a creep2017-03-14T18:41:27+00:00monthlyhttps://twobeesinablog.com/2016/11/17/fall-is-freezingaf-for-someone-from-the-tropics/https://twobeesinablog.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/11/bee3.jpgbee3https://twobeesinablog.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/11/amberlynn-reid.jpgamberlynn-reid2017-03-06T08:48:57+00:00monthlyhttps://twobeesinablog.com/2017/01/08/welcome-to-america-stay-safe-on-our-public-transportation/https://twobeesinablog.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/nudist-beach.pngnudist-beachhttps://twobeesinablog.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/commuters-2.pngcommuters-2https://twobeesinablog.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/commuters.pngcommutershttps://twobeesinablog.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/tombstone.pngtombstonehttps://twobeesinablog.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/trump21.pngtrump2https://twobeesinablog.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/amberlynn.pngamberlynn2017-03-06T08:45:30+00:00monthlyhttps://twobeesinablog.com/2017/03/05/filipino-flavors-whats-an-ube/https://twobeesinablog.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/03/cookie-dough2.jpgcookie-dough2....But she'll settle for it raw.https://twobeesinablog.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/03/cookie-dough.jpgcookie-doughSomeone's excited to eat cookies....https://twobeesinablog.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/03/pinipig.jpgpinipigThis is a Pinny Pig, not to be confused with Pinipig. Google pinny and you might understand this joke.https://twobeesinablog.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/03/ube.jpgubeWhy does Ube look like a troll's penis that was cut off?https://twobeesinablog.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/03/kim-jung-un-fat.jpgkim-jung-un-fatNorth Korea's chocolate supply has gone down ever since this man came into power.2017-03-13T02:28:05+00:00monthlyhttps://twobeesinablog.com/2017/02/28/dieting-while-married-whats-the-point/https://twobeesinablog.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/02/yogurt2.jpgyogurt2...or at least look at each other the way I look at Jenny's food.https://twobeesinablog.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/02/yogurt.jpgyogurt...or at least look at each other the way I look at Jenny's food.https://twobeesinablog.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/02/giant-kit-kat.jpggiant-kit-katA future look at the inside of our refrigerator.https://twobeesinablog.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/02/dieting1.jpgdieting1A generally healthy meal on a Sunday afternoon only hours before we've decided to foolishly diet.2017-03-13T00:04:44+00:00monthlyhttps://twobeesinablog.com/2017/02/23/how-to-build-a-snowman-online-tutorial-for-the-illiterate/2017-02-23T04:37:24+00:00monthlyhttps://twobeesinablog.com/2017/01/07/minimalism-and-dreams/https://twobeesinablog.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/jenny.pngjenny2017-02-16T00:15:46+00:00monthlyhttps://twobeesinablog.com/2017/02/14/i-dont-like-carrots-but/https://twobeesinablog.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/02/received_10208490345231420.pngreceived_102084903452314202017-02-15T20:47:02+00:00monthlyhttps://twobeesinablog.com/2017/02/13/how-to-make-delicious-omelettes-dum-dum-dum-dum-music-note/https://twobeesinablog.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/02/omelette.jpgomelette2017-02-16T02:11:22+00:00monthlyhttps://twobeesinablog.com/2017/02/12/squad-goals/https://twobeesinablog.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/02/received_10208504334741149.pngreceived_102085043347411492017-02-12T20:04:30+00:00monthlyhttps://twobeesinablog.com/2017/02/12/in-the-meadow-we-can-build-a-pathetic-snowman/https://twobeesinablog.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/02/snowman.jpgsnowmanOur "Depressed parents of an honor roll snowman" bumperstick should arrive any day now.https://twobeesinablog.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/02/frankensnowman.jpgfrankensnowmanOur child aka what happens when you mix races. Stay with your own kind, people!2017-02-12T03:11:28+00:00monthlyhttps://twobeesinablog.com/2017/02/08/how-to-cook-fried-chicken-like-an-amateur-13-easy-steps/https://twobeesinablog.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/02/c360_2017-02-08-11-33-09-756.jpgc360_2017-02-08-11-33-09-756https://twobeesinablog.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/02/received_10208476586887470.pngreceived_10208476586887470https://twobeesinablog.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/02/c360_2017-02-08-11-32-53-364.jpgc360_2017-02-08-11-32-53-3642017-02-10T21:01:56+00:00monthlyhttps://twobeesinablog.com/2017/02/07/sick-and-married-reason-number-one-to-make-soup/https://twobeesinablog.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/02/tinola-soup-white-man.jpgtinola-soup-white-manWe made a lot of soup, but not enough where it was enough to swim in like this guy.https://twobeesinablog.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/02/tinola1.jpgTinola Filipino SoupSpeaking of Poltergeists...I look like one has ran through me.https://twobeesinablog.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/02/tinola2.jpgTinola Filipino SoupThis was the last moment before Jenny was fully infected. Sorry!2017-02-07T01:48:52+00:00monthlyhttps://twobeesinablog.com/2017/02/04/dystopian-probability/https://twobeesinablog.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/02/received_10208443412178123.pngreceived_102084434121781232017-03-05T22:14:26+00:00monthlyhttps://twobeesinablog.com/2017/02/03/my-favorite-thing-about-being-married-is/https://twobeesinablog.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/02/amy-and-matt-roloff.jpgamy-and-matt-roloffSomeday Amy and Matt Roloff will be in a museum which does not allow visitors to touch or engage in flash photography.https://twobeesinablog.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/02/bert-and-ernie.jpgbert-and-ernieBert and Ernie are maybe the most famous best friends who lived together. It was the best cover for the real reason they were under one roof...plotting acts of mayhem against the government.2017-02-03T01:58:37+00:00monthlyhttps://twobeesinablog.com/2017/02/01/making-your-first-snow-angel-is-as-good-as-a-cheetos-party/https://twobeesinablog.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/02/snow-silly.jpgsnow-silly2017-02-01T20:04:56+00:00monthlyhttps://twobeesinablog.com/2017/02/01/moles-the-big-black-ones-on-your-face/https://twobeesinablog.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/planet-al.pngplanet-alhttps://twobeesinablog.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/mole-2.pngmole-22017-02-20T22:56:36+00:00monthlyhttps://twobeesinablog.com/2017/01/14/marriage-requirement-a-joint-bank-account/https://twobeesinablog.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/mole.pngmolehttps://twobeesinablog.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/ebony-tree.pngebony-tree2017-01-15T03:07:07+00:00monthlyhttps://twobeesinablog.com/2017/01/04/understanding-toilet-humor/https://twobeesinablog.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/library-readers.jpglibrary-readersTrust me; there was no librarian shushing anyone in the bathroom.https://twobeesinablog.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/barista.jpgbaristaI gotta poop...2017-01-04T02:16:35+00:00monthlyhttps://twobeesinablog.com/2016/12/20/we-bought-a-couch/https://twobeesinablog.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/12/timmybee-ice-cream.jpgtimmybee-ice-creamThe new Saturday night tradition: giving up on looking good.https://twobeesinablog.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/12/jennybee-couch.jpgjennybee-couchThe satisfied look a woman has when she convinces her husband to buy a couch.https://twobeesinablog.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/12/couch.jpgcouch"Does it come with the pillows." - Jenny Bee at the furniture store2016-12-20T00:51:27+00:00monthlyhttps://twobeesinablog.com/2016/12/11/how-to-make-mango-float-the-white-person-way/https://twobeesinablog.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/12/salad-bowl.jpgsalad-bowlThis bitch is totally grinning because she washed her feet in her friend's salad bowl too.https://twobeesinablog.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/12/mango-float-2.jpgmango-float-2Literally 30 seconds later...https://twobeesinablog.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/12/mango-float-1.jpgmango-float-1Ready to eat!https://twobeesinablog.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/12/fat-person-scooter.jpgfat-person-scooterThis is what we all hope to see whenever a fat person on a scooter passes by us at the grocery store.2016-12-11T23:04:21+00:00monthlyhttps://twobeesinablog.com/2016/12/10/marriage-opens-the-door-to-finding-out-youre-weird/https://twobeesinablog.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/12/babys-butt.jpgbabys-butthttps://twobeesinablog.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/12/squinty-bees.jpgsquinty-beesI couldn't find any pictures of us on the train together so here's one of me going blind.https://twobeesinablog.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/12/bees-nyc.jpgbees-nycWe're a great team; like the Cleveland Browns.2016-12-10T06:44:20+00:00monthlyhttps://twobeesinablog.com/2016/12/04/wedding-planning-for-cheap-people/https://twobeesinablog.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/12/hugging-bees.jpghugging-beesAfter a night of setting up for the wedding with me, someone is having second thoughts.https://twobeesinablog.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/12/wedding-prep.jpgwedding-prepPre-wedding setup selfie with an eager boy in the background ready to get this shit started.https://twobeesinablog.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/12/lighthearts.jpglightheartsDemonically overjoyed that I can sleep soon.2016-12-07T07:05:14+00:00monthlyhttps://twobeesinablog.com/2016/12/06/our-wedding-was-cheaper-than-you-realize/https://twobeesinablog.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/12/025.jpgring holdersThe best ring holder Rite Aid has to offer.https://twobeesinablog.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/12/092.jpgwedding bouquetSomebody is impressed with her creativity.2016-12-07T14:10:18+00:00monthlyhttps://twobeesinablog.com/2016/11/30/learn-to-appreciate-the-small-stuff-like-dying-leaves-and-midgets/https://twobeesinablog.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/11/bees-at-the-park.jpgbees-at-the-parkI'm, as I'm sure they say somewhere, as happy as a midget here.https://twobeesinablog.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/11/bee-at-the-park.jpgbee-at-the-parkHappy as can be as her future husband photographs from afar.2016-12-01T00:47:43+00:00monthlyhttps://twobeesinablog.com/2016/11/27/the-decline-of-the-movie-theater-experience/https://twobeesinablog.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/11/theater31.jpgtheater3https://twobeesinablog.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/11/theater3.jpgtheater32016-11-27T19:49:37+00:00monthlyhttps://twobeesinablog.com/2016/11/21/sidewalks-in-the-philippines-a-myth/https://twobeesinablog.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/11/sidewalk-fat-lady-on-a-scooter-e1479762883545.jpgsidewalk-fat-lady-on-a-scooterhttps://twobeesinablog.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/11/sidewalk-motorcycles-11.jpgsidewalk-motorcycles-1https://twobeesinablog.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/11/sidewalk-motorcycles-2.jpgsidewalk-motorcycles-2https://twobeesinablog.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/11/sidewalk-motorcycles-1.jpgsidewalk-motorcycles-1https://twobeesinablog.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/11/sidewalk-motorcycles.jpgsidewalk-motorcycleshttps://twobeesinablog.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/11/sidewalk.jpgsidewalk2023-11-09T17:42:00+00:00monthlyhttps://twobeesinablog.com/2016/11/20/a-taste-of-home-ba/https://twobeesinablog.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/11/fat-chinese-kid.jpgfat-chinese-kid"Hi Jenny. Has Timmy gone to work? I give you my egg roll." - Jenny's secret loverhttps://twobeesinablog.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/11/sue.jpgsueThis is a woman named Sue. Americans love to talk about her whenever they slip in supermarkets because their bodies are too fat to support them.2016-11-20T19:47:47+00:00monthlyhttps://twobeesinablog.com/2016/11/12/donald-trump-yuck/https://twobeesinablog.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/11/donald-trump.jpgdonald-trumpDonald Trump at least gives hope to Jeff Probst, Howie Mandel, and Pat Sajak that with a few buried bodies they too can become president.2016-11-12T01:58:37+00:00monthlyhttps://twobeesinablog.com/2016/11/05/can-one-woman-domesticate-a-grown-man/https://twobeesinablog.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/11/beelong-together.jpgbeelong-togetherhttps://twobeesinablog.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/11/man-cooking.jpgman-cookingThis is what a domesticated man looks like? I'll live in the yard.2016-11-05T16:05:39+00:00monthlyhttps://twobeesinablog.com/2016/11/03/ldr-no-more/https://twobeesinablog.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/11/bee2.jpgbee2https://twobeesinablog.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/11/bee1.jpgbee12016-11-07T06:25:28+00:00monthlyhttps://twobeesinablog.com/2016/10/26/kenny-rogers-has-a-popular-restaurant-in-the-philippines-yet-none-in-the-us/https://twobeesinablog.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/10/img_20160424_115123.jpgkenny rogers fat manAt first glance it looks like I'm gigantic and balding when in actuality I'm balding and got gigantic in the months that followed.https://twobeesinablog.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/10/kenny-rogers-roasters.jpgkenny-rogers-roastersOkay, he's not as fat as I thought. Although, the poor horse's legs are probably a little sore.2016-10-26T23:59:38+00:00monthlyhttps://twobeesinablog.com/2016/10/24/an-easy-promise/https://twobeesinablog.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/10/bachelor-apt.jpgbachelor-aptThis is actually one step up from where I live. They have a couch!!!2016-10-24T22:00:52+00:00monthlyhttps://twobeesinablog.com/2016/10/22/sayonara-skype-loneliness-and-pooping-with-the-door-open/https://twobeesinablog.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/10/jurassic-park-toilet.gifjurassic-park-toiletThis scene scared an entire generation from pooping with the door open. I'm still not sure if this scene was intentionally supposed to be humorous.https://twobeesinablog.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/10/john-travolta-pooping.jpgjohn-travolta-poopingJohn Travolta's decision to do a real poop in Pulp Fiction rather than use a stunt double was both career defining and unnecessary.https://twobeesinablog.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/10/lethal-weapon-pooping.jpglethal-weapon-poopingRiggs and Murtaugh have no rules about pooping with the door open.2016-10-22T21:58:18+00:00monthlyhttps://twobeesinablog.com/2016/10/17/cleaning-is-overrated/https://twobeesinablog.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/10/arnold-maid.jpgarnold-maidShe sprayed the Lysol. He sprayed the...https://twobeesinablog.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/10/old-medicine-drugs.gifold-medicine-drugsA look inside my medicine cabinet.2016-10-17T23:40:51+00:00monthlyhttps://twobeesinablog.com/2016/10/16/swiss-army-man-is-the-perfect-bee-movie/https://twobeesinablog.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/10/swiss-army-man-scene.jpgswiss-army-man-sceneIf I wasn't so cheap I think I'd buy this movie.https://twobeesinablog.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/10/swiss-army-man.jpgswiss-army-manThis is actually the third Daniel Radcliffe movie we've watched together in the last 6 months...2017-02-18T17:04:03+00:00monthlyhttps://twobeesinablog.com/2016/10/11/engaged-one-year/https://twobeesinablog.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/10/engaged-bees.jpgengaged-beesOr to being weird with somebody you love?https://twobeesinablog.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/10/img_20160424_115101_1.jpgKenny RogersThis isn't right after our engagement, but it is at the same restaurant: Kenny Rogers Roasters. We're so romantic.https://twobeesinablog.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/10/c360_2016-05-02-11-10-15-441.jpgCake"Somebody is an uncomfortable proper bee." - Jenny Bee2016-10-12T01:52:49+00:00monthlyhttps://twobeesinablog.com/2016/10/03/c-words-cake-icing-cheetos-and-coffee/https://twobeesinablog.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/10/cookie-dough.jpgcookie-doughI recently asked Jenny her thoughts on eating raw cookie dough. It nearly ruined our relationship. Raw cookie dough was my lifeblood growing up.2016-10-03T00:22:15+00:00monthlyhttps://twobeesinablog.com/2016/09/26/transsexuals-cooked-me-pig-rectum/https://twobeesinablog.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/09/img_20160423_184253.jpgFat PeopleSometimes Jenny looks at this picture and wonders if she should have pushed me over. Thank you bee for not doing it.https://twobeesinablog.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/09/img_20160423_164152_1.jpgMore Pig RectumYet another picture of me eating what pigs poop from.https://twobeesinablog.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/09/img_20160423_163710_1.jpgRice Banana LeafBe honest white people, you'd have no idea what to do with those either.https://twobeesinablog.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/09/img_20160423_163941.jpgimg_20160423_163941Notice how nobody is sitting anywhere near us.https://twobeesinablog.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/09/img_20160423_164147_1.jpgPig RectumOnly moments after our food came I couldn't wait to eat the pig rectum.https://twobeesinablog.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/09/img_20160423_163218_1.jpgBBQWaiting for food faces...2016-09-27T00:32:25+00:00monthlyhttps://twobeesinablog.com/2016/09/25/depressed-eating-vs-celebration-eating/https://twobeesinablog.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/09/male-seahorse.jpgmale-seahorseI still don't get how male seahorses give birth. I also don't understand people who wipe their butts sitting down.2016-09-25T23:26:34+00:00monthlyhttps://twobeesinablog.com/2016/09/01/the-blue-bag/https://twobeesinablog.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/09/picture0860.jpgPicture0860Yes I cuddle my blue bag sometimes. You would too if anyone gave a damn about you and had the foresight Jenny does.https://twobeesinablog.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/09/blue-bag-post.jpgblue bag postClearly we love each other. Or maybe we just finished eating and have another meal on its way.2016-09-01T02:01:04+00:00monthlyhttps://twobeesinablog.com/2016/08/29/are-you-afraid-of-foreign-food/https://twobeesinablog.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/c360_2016-08-29-14-11-44-749.jpgC360_2016-08-29-14-11-44-749https://twobeesinablog.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/c360_2016-08-29-13-04-04-974.jpgC360_2016-08-29-13-04-04-974https://twobeesinablog.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/c360_2016-08-28-19-14-47-690.jpgC360_2016-08-28-19-14-47-690https://twobeesinablog.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/c360_2016-08-28-17-27-33-555.jpgC360_2016-08-28-17-27-33-555https://twobeesinablog.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/c360_2016-08-28-16-25-32-415.jpgC360_2016-08-28-16-25-32-4152016-08-29T11:08:39+00:00monthlyhttps://twobeesinablog.com/2016/08/24/3-years-of-bee-ing-together-in-accurate-af-pictures/https://twobeesinablog.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/c360_2016-08-25-00-51-46-253.jpgC360_2016-08-25-00-51-46-253https://twobeesinablog.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/c360_2016-08-24-22-27-56-595.jpgC360_2016-08-24-22-27-56-595https://twobeesinablog.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/c360_2016-08-24-19-02-20-474.jpgC360_2016-08-24-19-02-20-4742016-08-24T17:12:51+00:00monthlyhttps://twobeesinablog.com/2016/08/24/three-years-ago/2016-08-24T04:13:14+00:00monthlyhttps://twobeesinablog.com/2016/08/21/routines-are-about-to-change-ohhh-that-is-good/https://twobeesinablog.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/img_20160428_111421_1.jpgIMG_20160428_111421_1Only a few weeks...https://twobeesinablog.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/img_20160426_071259.jpgIMG_20160426_071259This is how I feel about this change (hungry).https://twobeesinablog.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/img_20160426_140506_1-1.jpgIMG_20160426_140506_1 (1)This is my usual reaction to change.2016-08-21T01:14:32+00:00monthlyhttps://twobeesinablog.com/2016/08/18/ldr-is-freaking-hard-and-i-wouldnt-have-it-any-other-way/https://twobeesinablog.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/img_20160430_060055_1.jpgIMG_20160430_060055_12016-08-25T08:27:42+00:00monthlyhttps://twobeesinablog.com/2016/08/17/cooking-101-humba-or-how-to-feed-your-husband-to-bee/https://twobeesinablog.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/c360_2016-08-04-19-04-09-054.jpgC360_2016-08-04-19-04-09-0542016-08-17T22:34:52+00:00monthlyhttps://twobeesinablog.com/2016/08/15/beecation-soundtrack-playlist-the-show-just-enjoy-the-show-by-lenka/https://twobeesinablog.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/big-show-lenka.jpgbig show lenka"Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeell just enjoy the Big Show." - somebody will get this2016-08-15T00:45:59+00:00monthlyhttps://twobeesinablog.com/2016/08/13/paul-mason-the-worlds-fattest-man-watched-by-the-worlds-weirdest-bees/https://twobeesinablog.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/paulmason1.jpgpaulmason1Paul Mason went from the World's Fattest Man to owning the World's Most Outdated Wardrobe. C'mon Paul. Buy something that fits!https://twobeesinablog.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/paulmason2.jpgpaulmason2This was the least offensive picture of Paul Mason I could find and it still looks like he has a giant scrotum.2016-08-13T04:22:28+00:00monthlyhttps://twobeesinablog.com/2016/08/10/privacy-in-filipino-bathrooms-vs-american-bathrooms/https://twobeesinablog.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/bathroom-fat.jpgbathroom fatThis picture has nothing to do with this post, but it really could.2017-04-23T18:12:23+00:00monthlyhttps://twobeesinablog.com/2016/08/03/how-i-spent-my-summer-vacation/https://twobeesinablog.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/barbara-walters.jpg30th Annual News & Documentary Emmy AwardsI always knew I was an old soul when watching 20/20 was a weekend highlight.https://twobeesinablog.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/donald-trump.jpgDonald TrumpLadies and gentleman, your last president of the United States.2016-08-03T02:25:05+00:00monthlyhttps://twobeesinablog.com/2016/07/25/love-is-patient-until-its-not/https://twobeesinablog.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/07/images.jpgimageshttps://twobeesinablog.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/07/fb_img_1467724256211.jpgFB_IMG_1467724256211https://twobeesinablog.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/07/img_20160429_172328.jpgIMG_20160429_1723282016-07-25T14:29:42+00:00monthlyhttps://twobeesinablog.com/2016/07/24/making-expenses-sound-romantic/https://twobeesinablog.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/07/img_20160424_202656_1.jpgIMG_20160424_202656_1There's no price you can put on making a girl look this happy on her birthday (actually, I think it was about a $40 night if we want to include cab fare)2016-07-24T15:01:39+00:00monthlyhttps://twobeesinablog.com/2016/07/22/kilig-in-the-name-of/https://twobeesinablog.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/07/img_20160421_173635_1.jpgIMG_20160421_173635_1You think we look in love now? You should have seen us when we went out to eat at a place with unlimited rice.2016-07-22T01:45:24+00:00monthlyhttps://twobeesinablog.com/2016/07/16/the-interview/https://twobeesinablog.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/07/img_20160429_143032_1.jpgIMG_20160429_143032_1If I told you this was right after eating donuts, would you believe me? Of course you would.https://twobeesinablog.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/07/old-man-pic.jpgold man picRecent photo of me. The summer has really taken a toll on my skin, hair, and happiness.2016-07-16T22:40:28+00:00monthlyhttps://twobeesinablog.com/2016/07/12/real-men-wear-flowers/https://twobeesinablog.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/07/img_20160428_114215.jpgIMG_20160428_114215https://twobeesinablog.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/07/img_20151016_191148.jpgIMG_20151016_191148https://twobeesinablog.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/07/img_20160426_1829331.jpgIMG_20160426_1829332016-07-12T11:19:02+00:00monthlyhttps://twobeesinablog.com/2016/07/11/movie-reviews-from-a-plane/https://twobeesinablog.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/07/jurassic-world.jpegjurassic worldBasically a backhand to Sea World's nutsack.https://twobeesinablog.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/07/spy-3-gallery-image.jpgspy-3-gallery-imageThat's not an appropriately sized vehicle for a woman her size!https://twobeesinablog.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/07/doogie-houser.jpgdoogie houserThis is the face you make when you just read a spoiler.https://twobeesinablog.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/07/mummy-returns-the-rock-scorpion-king.jpgmummy-returns-the-rock-scorpion-kingCGI Rock is also worth crying about because it's so bad.2016-07-11T22:13:27+00:00monthlyhttps://twobeesinablog.com/2016/07/07/how-to-meet-your-in-laws-and-sweat-off-10-pounds-during-one-meal/https://twobeesinablog.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/07/img_20160428_113753.jpgIMG_20160428_113753...even if some members of this new extended family can't stand me.https://twobeesinablog.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/07/img_20160427_210845_1.jpgIMG_20160427_210845_1We did it!https://twobeesinablog.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/07/img_20160427_210751.jpgIMG_20160427_210751https://twobeesinablog.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/07/img_20160427_210631.jpgIMG_20160427_210631https://twobeesinablog.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/07/img_20160427_210706.jpgIMG_20160427_210706https://twobeesinablog.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/07/img_20160427_210059.jpgIMG_20160427_210059https://twobeesinablog.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/07/img_20160427_195202_1.jpgIMG_20160427_195202_1Nervous Bees!https://twobeesinablog.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/07/img_20160427_192821_1.jpgIMG_20160427_192821_1Happy Bees!2016-07-08T03:03:20+00:00monthlyhttps://twobeesinablog.com/2016/07/06/three-day-weekends-are-rough-when-youre-waiting-on-the-government/https://twobeesinablog.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/07/patience_quote.jpgpatience_quoteSo sit by yourself on a dock and angrily reflect on what you're waiting on? I think that's a bad idea.2016-07-06T22:42:13+00:00monthlyhttps://twobeesinablog.com/2016/07/04/the-hardest-i-have-ever-laughed/https://twobeesinablog.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/07/img_20160429_142430_1.jpgIMG_20160429_142430_1Holding it together...https://twobeesinablog.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/07/c360_2016-04-29-15-25-53-651.jpgC360_2016-04-29-15-25-53-651Can't control laughter anymore...2016-07-04T15:30:59+00:00monthlyhttps://twobeesinablog.com/2016/07/05/beecation-soundtrack-playlist-just-give-me-a-reason-by-pnk-featuring-the-ugly-guy-from-fun/https://twobeesinablog.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/07/nate-ruess.jpgnate ruessSomeone get this man a glass of water.https://twobeesinablog.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/07/pink-try.pngpink tryP!nk can probably bench press your entire family.2016-07-04T00:23:09+00:00monthlyhttps://twobeesinablog.com/2016/07/03/how-to-eat-starbucks-tuna-pumpernickel-sandwiches/https://twobeesinablog.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/07/img_20160427_112642_1.jpgIMG_20160427_112642_1Tuna eaten, candy bar finished, and the love of your life across from you: what more does a bee need?2016-07-02T21:52:42+00:00monthlyhttps://twobeesinablog.com/2016/07/02/people-i-hate/https://twobeesinablog.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/07/justin-bieber2.jpgjustin bieber2How is this thing still popular?https://twobeesinablog.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/07/img_20160426_182933.jpgIMG_20160426_182933Something to lighten the mood; and my heterosexuality.2016-07-02T16:41:09+00:00monthlyhttps://twobeesinablog.com/2016/06/28/wish-granting/https://twobeesinablog.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/jennyart.jpgjennyartThis is some Jenny art. In practically no time she managed to turn a shitty encounter with another human being into a hilarious cartoon.https://twobeesinablog.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/img_20160429_192734.jpgIMG_20160429_192734I think it looked something like this.https://twobeesinablog.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/img_20160425_222138_1.jpgIMG_20160425_222138_1Chillybees2016-06-28T04:10:33+00:00monthlyhttps://twobeesinablog.com/2016/06/27/love-is-hiding-together-from-the-rest-of-the-world/https://twobeesinablog.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/c360_2016-06-27-20-22-20-598.jpgC360_2016-06-27-20-22-20-598https://twobeesinablog.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/c360_2016-06-27-16-36-22-785.jpgc360_2016-06-27-16-36-22-785.jpg2016-06-28T03:07:58+00:00monthlyhttps://twobeesinablog.com/2016/06/27/a-review-of-jeepneys-from-an-american/https://twobeesinablog.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/img_20151017_115308_1.jpgIMG_20151017_115308_1She loves me because I finally changed my damn shirt.https://twobeesinablog.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/midgetman.jpgmidgetmanIf I stood up straight I would have put a hole in the ceiling because not only am I taller than the average Filipino, my head is also pointy at the top #WhitePeopleFactshttps://twobeesinablog.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/jeepneytwofie.jpgjeepneytwofieI think this is my designated jeepney shirt.https://twobeesinablog.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/img_20160422_143019.jpgIMG_20160422_143019The problem with jeepneys is when you sit down like a lady, you're stuck sitting there like a lady for the whole trip.2016-06-27T02:19:38+00:00monthlyhttps://twobeesinablog.com/2016/06/17/a-lie-i-told-my-fiancee-this-morning/https://twobeesinablog.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/img_20160422_142811.jpgIMG_20160422_142811There's sticking out like a sore thumb and then there's sticking out like a white man on a jeepney.https://twobeesinablog.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/napolean-dynamite.jpgnapolean-dynamiteNapoleon Dynamite is a great example of a mouth breather and a character nobody talks about after turning 17.2016-06-17T01:55:51+00:00monthlyhttps://twobeesinablog.com/2016/06/16/approval/https://twobeesinablog.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/img_20160419_162640_1.jpgIMG_20160419_162640_1Suspicious of each other's love? Nah. Nothing to bee suspicious about.2016-06-18T14:49:22+00:00monthlyhttps://twobeesinablog.com/2016/06/13/saying-goodbye-in-a-long-distance-relationship-never-gets-easier/https://twobeesinablog.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/blog_thanksgiving_lg.jpgblog_thanksgiving_lgAre you ready, Jenny?https://twobeesinablog.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/times_square_ny_eve1.jpgtimes_square_ny_eve1Buy this to help wash away this!https://twobeesinablog.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/img_20160430_083259_1.jpgIMG_20160430_083259_1Authentic feelings of despair.https://twobeesinablog.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/img_20160430_083255_1.jpgIMG_20160430_083255_1Exaggerated sad faces.2016-06-13T04:44:22+00:00monthlyhttps://twobeesinablog.com/2016/06/12/beecation-soundtrack-playlist-black-hole-sun-piano-version/https://twobeesinablog.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/img_20160424_110205_1.jpgIMG_20160424_110205_1Somebody to love or somebody to shove?2016-06-12T02:57:47+00:00monthlyhttps://twobeesinablog.com/2016/06/10/how-much-mango-float-do-we-need-for-our-wedding/https://twobeesinablog.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/img_20160428_105712_1.jpgIMG_20160428_105712_1Don't worry, she got a piece. How could I say no to that mango-float-loving face?https://twobeesinablog.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/img_20160419_170041.jpgIMG_20160419_170041Moments after losing my dignity.https://twobeesinablog.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/img_20160416_174808_1.jpgIMG_20160416_174808_1I'm not too pale here. I probably have food on my face.2017-04-30T23:54:57+00:00monthlyhttps://twobeesinablog.com/2016/06/08/what-its-really-like-to-ice-skate-for-the-first-time/https://twobeesinablog.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/img_20160420_132002.jpgIMG_20160420_132002https://twobeesinablog.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/img_20160420_165053_1.jpgIMG_20160420_165053_1https://twobeesinablog.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/img_20160420_164601_1.jpgIMG_20160420_164601_1https://twobeesinablog.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/img_20160420_145729_1.jpgIMG_20160420_145729_1https://twobeesinablog.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/images-3.jpgimages (3)https://twobeesinablog.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/images-1.jpgimages (1)https://twobeesinablog.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/download.jpgdownloadLike this.https://twobeesinablog.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/images1.jpgimageshttps://twobeesinablog.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/images.jpgimages2016-06-09T07:00:20+00:00monthlyhttps://twobeesinablog.com/2016/06/05/am-i-supposed-to-like-adonis-creed/https://twobeesinablog.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/creed-michael-b-jordan.jpgcreed-Michael-b-jordan"What, the black guy is the good guy?" - Donald Trump supporterhttps://twobeesinablog.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/weighin-bellew-masternak7.jpgWEIGHIN-BELLEW-MASTERNAK7This isn't too bad of a picture, but I've seen toes thicker than those forearms.2016-06-05T22:55:40+00:00monthlyhttps://twobeesinablog.com/2016/05/29/experiencing-racism-in-the-philippines/https://twobeesinablog.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/c360_2016-04-29-15-25-53-651.jpgpenis lipstickMaturity level 0. Absolutely nothing.https://twobeesinablog.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/img_20160425_125005_1.jpgIMG_20160425_125005_1Or maybe it's a tie...2016-05-29T14:38:19+00:00monthlyhttps://twobeesinablog.com/2016/05/22/singing-is-not-my-specialty/https://twobeesinablog.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/img_20160419_164303_1.jpgIMG_20160419_164303_1Thankfully, I have a buddy to help me out with that.2016-05-22T01:06:40+00:00monthlyhttps://twobeesinablog.com/2016/05/20/so-what-do-you-do-for-a-living/https://twobeesinablog.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/img_20160428_114036.jpgIMG_20160428_114036A black cock joke here is beneath me; which is much better than being inside of me.https://twobeesinablog.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/dogs-chasing.jpgdogs chasingBasically me at work except there's no computer or wealthy people that need comforting.2016-05-21T15:12:41+00:00monthlyhttps://twobeesinablog.com/2016/05/16/the-agony-of-waiting-for-petition-approval/https://twobeesinablog.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/img_20160421_174324_1.jpgIMG_20160421_174324_1C'mon! These two people belong together ASAP.2016-05-17T19:43:58+00:00monthlyhttps://twobeesinablog.com/2016/05/14/how-to-give-your-wife-the-best-birthday-ever/https://twobeesinablog.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/c360_2016-04-24-20-32-58-094.jpgRich white husbandWe got the whole place for ourselves this night. Thank you, rats!https://twobeesinablog.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/img_20160424_124002_1.jpgSalted caramel ice creamIt only took 0.0000487 seconds to convince ourselves to get this.2016-05-14T15:03:29+00:00monthlyhttps://twobeesinablog.com/2016/05/15/old-people-would-rather-watch-batman-vs-superman-than-jungle-book-in-the-philippines/https://twobeesinablog.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/images.jpgimagesYep. They'd rather watch Ben Affleck hide his expressionless face in a bat suit.2016-05-16T20:38:11+00:00monthlyhttps://twobeesinablog.com/2016/05/12/traveling-two-miles-through-manila-takes-forever-part-2/https://twobeesinablog.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/middle-seat.jpgmiddle seatThe agony of the middle seat when you're allergic to animals and an incredible racist.https://twobeesinablog.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/o-j-simpson.jpgO.J.-SimpsonWhere are you when we need you?https://twobeesinablog.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/sun-tan-lotion.jpgsun tan lotionRemove the bottle and this is the screen cap from 90% of adult films.2016-05-12T22:37:05+00:00monthlyhttps://twobeesinablog.com/2016/05/08/traveling-two-miles-through-manila-takes-forever-part-1/https://twobeesinablog.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/manila-airport.jpgmanila-airportAn empty airport by Filipino standards.https://twobeesinablog.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/pillsbury-doughboy.jpgpillsbury doughboyWhite skin and blue lifeless eyes; am I the Pillsbury Doughboy?2016-05-08T20:04:28+00:00monthlyhttps://twobeesinablog.com/2016/05/08/three-things-i-look-like-to-filipinos/https://twobeesinablog.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/awkward-white-person.jpgawkward white person*See below for full caption*https://twobeesinablog.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/vampire-study.jpgVampire-StudyI've never seen this in the mirror. Then again, I have no reflection.https://twobeesinablog.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/chris-martin.jpgchris-martinI don't quite see the resemblance. However, it is a better comparison than calling me Samuel L. Jackson.2016-05-08T03:07:11+00:00monthlyhttps://twobeesinablog.com/2016/05/05/show-me-your-puso-rice-is-close-to-the-hearts-of-all-filipinos/https://twobeesinablog.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/img_20160421_184719_1.jpgIMG_20160421_184719_1After our meal at Mang Inasal finished. The only thing we left were chicken bones.https://twobeesinablog.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/img_20160426_195043.jpgIMG_20160426_195043The buffet was one of those "All you can eat until you poop" ones. I finished shortly after this picture was taken and you should have smelled it.https://twobeesinablog.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/img_20160428_103933.jpgIMG_20160428_103933I couldn't find a picture of us at Mang Inasal so here's me surrounded by a bunch of food.2016-05-05T02:30:17+00:00monthlyhttps://twobeesinablog.com/2016/05/03/post-being-together-blues/https://twobeesinablog.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/img_20160424_190803_1.jpgIMG_20160424_190803_1https://twobeesinablog.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/img_20160423_193746_1.jpgIMG_20160423_193746_12016-05-04T00:09:21+00:00monthlyhttps://twobeesinablog.com/2016/05/03/love-is-about-watching-each-other-barf/https://twobeesinablog.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/img_20160418_111507_1.jpgIMG_20160418_111507_1The next day Jenny let me eat real food again and damn if I didn't take advantage.https://twobeesinablog.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/img_20160417_110037_1.jpgIMG_20160417_110037_1Jenny looks great here. I look like a dehydrated foreigner with bloodshot eyes who puked out everything he consumed.https://twobeesinablog.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/img_20160416_143637_1.jpgIMG_20160416_143637_1One of our first pictures together. I think it had been close to 50 hours since I had bathed even without factoring in the time difference.2016-05-03T02:46:47+00:00monthlyhttps://twobeesinablog.com/2016/04/28/airport-musings-turd-butt-poop-a-love-story/https://twobeesinablog.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/img_20160423_192907_1.jpgIMG_20160423_192907_12016-05-03T14:55:06+00:00monthlyhttps://twobeesinablog.com/2016/04/22/beecation-teaser-post/https://twobeesinablog.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/img_20160421_173920_1.jpgIMG_20160421_173920_12016-04-22T02:34:29+00:00monthlyhttps://twobeesinablog.com/2016/04/10/petitions-beecations-and-food-then-more-food/https://twobeesinablog.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/balut.jpgbalutJenny will make me eat balut while I'll make her eat Cadbury Eggs. Clearly, I love her more.2016-04-10T23:06:21+00:00monthlyhttps://twobeesinablog.com/2016/03/25/apple-cider-vinegar-is-quite-expensive-in-the-philippines/https://twobeesinablog.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/img_20151012_181620-1.jpgIMG_20151012_181620 (1)When did this become a food blog?2016-03-25T22:22:08+00:00monthlyhttps://twobeesinablog.com/2016/03/17/words-from-your-daughter-in-law/https://twobeesinablog.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/popcorn-mama.jpgpopcorn mama2016-03-17T00:55:51+00:00monthlyhttps://twobeesinablog.com/2016/03/12/the-world-is-a-negative-place/https://twobeesinablog.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/jennycel.jpgjennycel2016-03-12T18:42:15+00:00monthlyhttps://twobeesinablog.com/2016/03/05/bananas-are-a-great-reason-to-get-married/https://twobeesinablog.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/banana-jim.jpgBanana Jim2016-03-05T15:57:14+00:00monthlyhttps://twobeesinablog.com/2016/02/27/i-started-a-diet-it-lasted-literally-one-day/https://twobeesinablog.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/02/stress-management01.pngStress-Management01This is not the face of a man stress eating. This is the face of a man who wanted to stress eat, but has no food available.https://twobeesinablog.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/02/chinese-food-yummy.jpgchinese food yummyEverything looks so wet and yummy.2016-02-28T00:22:41+00:00monthlyhttps://twobeesinablog.com/2016/02/23/im-meeting-my-fiance-in-less-than-two-months-so-i-need-to-lose-weight-fast/https://twobeesinablog.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/02/images-1.jpgimages (1)Turon, or as Wiki says, "a Philippine snack made of thinly sliced bananas and a slice of jackfruit, dusted in brown sugar, rolled in a spring roll wrapper and fried." And I ate a double extra large piece earlier, too bwahaha! (Google, thanks again. Especially for replacing bulky living room encyclopedia sets.)https://twobeesinablog.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/02/images.jpgimagesChicharon. The closest name you may identify this with is pork rinds. It's fantastic with spicy vinegar. Gah, I want now! (Image from Google, of course. No one uses Yahoo anymore.)2016-02-24T00:23:33+00:00monthlyhttps://twobeesinablog.com/2016/02/17/whose-shirt-is-it/https://twobeesinablog.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/02/bee-shirt-2.jpgbee shirt 2https://twobeesinablog.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/02/bee-shirt.jpgbee shirthttps://twobeesinablog.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/02/img_20151017_063554_1.jpgIMG_20151017_063554_12016-02-18T00:05:46+00:00monthlyhttps://twobeesinablog.com/2016/02/13/long-distance-relationship-valentines-day-plans-ruined-redbox-cadbury-eggs/https://twobeesinablog.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/02/cadbury_eggs_white.jpgcadbury_eggs_whiteWhere have you gone, my loves?https://twobeesinablog.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/02/ex-machina.jpgex machinaThe only thing poorer than the selection at Redbox is the selection of faces the Ex-Machina lady has in this scene.2016-02-13T20:02:10+00:00monthlyhttps://twobeesinablog.com/2016/02/12/an-advanced-apology-to-my-fiancee/https://twobeesinablog.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/02/bundled-up.jpgbundled upIf Jenny saw this she would probably think it was a Muslim person.2016-02-13T13:49:37+00:00monthlyhttps://twobeesinablog.com/2016/02/09/how-not-to-freak-out-when-both-eyes-suddenly-swell-from-out-of-nowhere-on-your-date/https://twobeesinablog.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/02/img_20151011_020600_1.jpgIMG_20151011_020600_1First meal we shared together. My only regret is the absence of chocolate. 2016-02-12T00:41:57+00:00monthlyhttps://twobeesinablog.com/2016/02/08/old-people-get-their-own-line-for-taxis-in-the-philippines/https://twobeesinablog.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/02/old-people.jpgold peopleWhy are these old people so happy? Because they don't have to wait in a normal person line. Plus the guy has three foxy ladies who adore him.2016-02-08T01:32:44+00:00monthlyhttps://twobeesinablog.com/2016/02/02/when-did-my-28th-birthday-end/https://twobeesinablog.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/02/bees-at-airport.jpgbees at airportHappiness is not a disease. Happiness is this.2016-02-02T03:06:07+00:00monthlyhttps://twobeesinablog.com/2016/02/01/r-l-stine-is-an-american-treasure/https://twobeesinablog.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/02/rl-stine-picture.jpgSTINEMy favorite R.L. Stine book is "It Came From Within the Gross Mole on His Forehead"2016-02-01T02:14:06+00:00monthlyhttps://twobeesinablog.com/2016/01/30/filipinos-appreciate-the-practicality-of-motorcycles-americans-love-gas-guzzling-minivans/https://twobeesinablog.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/motorcycle-philippines-ideas-001.jpgmotorcycle-philippines-ideas-001Some creative Filipinos showing you don't need a van to fit your entire family.2016-02-01T02:09:45+00:00monthlyhttps://twobeesinablog.com/2016/01/29/working-9-5-sucks-especially-in-a-long-distance-relationship/https://twobeesinablog.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/jennygreen.jpgjennygreenIf you're Jenny's boss, I swear she sent this to me before clocking in and she should totally get a promotion.2016-01-29T03:38:30+00:00monthlyhttps://twobeesinablog.com/2016/01/25/i-almost-died-in-the-philippines-then-i-had-to-poop/https://twobeesinablog.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/poopy-bee.jpgpoopy beeJenny said I gave her so many pteros (her word for butterflies) when we were at the coffee shop. Knowing what you do about my stomach, it's pretty clear I had to poop here.2016-01-26T23:19:22+00:00monthlyhttps://twobeesinablog.com/2016/01/25/diets-are-for-people-who-can-accept-breaking-promises-to-themselves/https://twobeesinablog.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/piggy-buddies.jpgpiggy buddiesWe really had no intentions of dieting on this day.2016-01-25T01:13:44+00:00monthlyhttps://twobeesinablog.com/2016/01/22/yes-my-filipino-fiance-speaks-and-understands-english/https://twobeesinablog.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/language-barrier.pnglanguage barrierThere's no language barrier between Jenny and I. In fact, in this image I don't think there's one either. I think the blue people are just being racists.2016-01-22T01:23:54+00:00monthlyhttps://twobeesinablog.com/2016/01/18/tom-cruise-is-really-short-i-remind-jenny-of-this-way-too-often/https://twobeesinablog.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/bee-candy.jpgbee candyhttps://twobeesinablog.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/picture0682.jpgPicture0682I didn't bother turning on my light.https://twobeesinablog.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/tom-cruise-nicole-kidman.jpgtom cruise nicole kidman"Kidman" is actually the perfect name for Cruise as he's the size of a kid with the face of a man.2016-01-18T06:16:29+00:00monthlyhttps://twobeesinablog.com/2016/01/15/people-in-the-philippines-arent-shocked-to-see-you-in-your-underwear/https://twobeesinablog.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/christopher-robin.jpgchristopher robinC'mon Christopher! Leave a little bit for Winnie the Pooh's imagination.2016-01-15T05:08:22+00:00monthlyhttps://twobeesinablog.com/2016/01/14/and-i-said-what-about-breakfast-in-the-philippines/https://twobeesinablog.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/pop-tart-flavors.jpgpop tart flavorshttps://twobeesinablog.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/jennyiloveyou.pngjennyiloveyouIt's like having to pick your favorite child.https://twobeesinablog.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/poptart-bees.jpgpoptart beesI'm pretty sure she managed to finish it without my help.2016-01-14T04:13:43+00:00monthlyhttps://twobeesinablog.com/2016/01/10/lechon-a-k-a-roasted-pigking-of-all-filipino-foods/https://twobeesinablog.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/photogrid_1446374613568.jpgPhotoGrid_1446374613568https://twobeesinablog.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/img_20151014_202517_1.jpgIMG_20151014_202517_1I think I am as excited as Timmy here. You can't blame me!2016-01-10T15:53:56+00:00monthlyhttps://twobeesinablog.com/2016/01/08/benedict-cumberbatchs-long-face-in-the-imitation-game/https://twobeesinablog.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/the_imitation_game_poster.jpgThe_Imitation_Game_posterI'm pretty sure they made this picture horizontal to balance things out.2016-01-08T02:55:17+00:00monthlyhttps://twobeesinablog.com/2016/01/04/what-its-really-like-dating-a-white-man-no-its-not-like-winning-the-lottery/https://twobeesinablog.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/timmy-eat-donut.jpgTimmy eat donutI'm still not sure what his favorite is. He ate all of them, see. Well...almost. https://twobeesinablog.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/timmy-eat-poop.jpgTimmy eat poopSee? Love makes you take great risks sometimes...https://twobeesinablog.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/timmy-white.jpgTimmy whiteOf course, his dazzling whiteness here has something to do with the lighting. But I like exaggerating things for impact :32018-03-08T17:52:11+00:00monthlyhttps://twobeesinablog.com/2016/01/04/hachi-a-dogs-tale-how-i-impressed-jenny-with-my-baseball-knowledge/https://twobeesinablog.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/hachi-a-dogs-tale.jpghachi a dogs taleChocolat was actually another movie Jenny and I watched together. It's also a food we cannot stop eating.2016-01-04T04:11:43+00:00monthlyhttps://twobeesinablog.com/2016/01/03/im-in-an-interracial-relationship-and-sometimes-i-forget/https://twobeesinablog.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/high-school-musical-main.jpghigh-school-musical-mainOn a completely side note, I swear I saw the blonde kid from High School Musical trying to pick up a girl in a bar back in 2009. I doubt it would work if he tried in 2016.2016-09-25T23:19:38+00:00monthlyhttps://twobeesinablog.com/2016/01/02/my-milkshake-brings-all-the-tears-to-my-eyes/https://twobeesinablog.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/milkshake-bees.jpgmilkshake beesPhoto, editing, and ordering milkshakes credit to Jenny.2016-01-02T03:27:58+00:00monthlyhttps://twobeesinablog.com/2016/01/01/everyone-in-the-philippines-is-extremely-polite/https://twobeesinablog.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/halo-halo.jpghalo haloI would have gladly eaten Jenny's halo-halo if she let me.https://twobeesinablog.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/manananggal-1-tim-morris.jpgManananggal 1, Tim MorrisIt would have been funnier if I posted a picture of Jenny here.2016-01-03T05:54:18+00:00monthlyhttps://twobeesinablog.com/2015/12/26/selecting-the-perfect-engagement-ring-blindly-choosing-getting-lucky/https://twobeesinablog.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/jennyring1.jpgjennyringI don't wear glasses and need to, but I'll say I did a pretty good job at finding a ring that looked very close to one of the examples.https://twobeesinablog.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/engagement-ring2.jpgengagement ring2This is the other ring I sought out in my epic journey.https://twobeesinablog.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/engagement-ring1.jpgengagement ring1This is the ring I attempted to replicate most.2016-02-09T00:19:10+00:00monthlyhttps://twobeesinablog.com/2015/12/24/how-i-got-engaged-to-a-white-man-a-very-short-intro/https://twobeesinablog.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/jennyring.jpgjennyringYes. I have only four fingers. He finds it amusing actually.2015-12-24T18:53:44+00:00monthlyhttps://twobeesinablog.com/2015/12/24/celebrating-christmas-one-and-a-half-times-more-than-most-people/https://twobeesinablog.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/happy-consumerism-day.jpghappy consumerism dayJenny made this picture because my editing skills don't go beyond cropping.2015-12-25T01:51:50+00:00monthlyhttps://twobeesinablog.comdaily1.02025-03-06T11:13:00+00:00